Update to the littlest baby elephant ear that ever babied: it has a baby!!

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Is this just the littlest baby elephant ear that ever babied?

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Y’all - we have roots. It’s taken since before Thanksgiving for these guys to show but we never gave up hope.

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I adopted this chill cat a few months ago after a few too many breakfast margaritas. No regrets - I went with an older model and he's the perfect addition.

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I finally realized I'm never going to see my cat again, my SO and I are having a massive fight, I got an $800 doctor bill I can't pay, and none of my friends want to hear about it. I'm usually a strong person, but today has broken me.

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He’s a pain in the ass and tortures his brother, but our home would be empty without him.

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I hit... wood? Or whatever this is.

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MRW when my slow-draining tub leaves a graveyard of leg hair and pubes when I haven't shaved in a while.

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Me when I haven't pooped in 4 days and drink a strong cup of coffee.

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[Gifted] For your birthday, even though this is very late, /u/l337chica. I'm not telling you what we all got you, but the picture is definitely a hint =) You are an amazing person and we love you. And don't ever forget it!

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I got this little guy on Saturday from my cousin's stray litter. He looks innocent, but he has already messed up my caps lock key.

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M[butthole's]RW I have three sides of jalapenos with my lunch, but it handles the aftermath like a champ.

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I'm happily getting my shopping ON at HobLob when I contemplate trusting a fart, only to realize I haven't pooped all week. Abandon cart.

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My bf is house-sitting his sister's cat. MRW I discover he is basically as much of a crazy cat lady as I am.

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I adopted a cat yesterday that has spent every minute of his 8 week life outside. I think he can adjust to the change.

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[Gifted] Cheeseburger_humper and Chrislbraman for picking PUREBREDGINGER! These items were marked as highest priority, so I figured I would buy them. Obviously you'll hate them.

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[Thanks] -filly- for the 3 tiered baking rack! My aunt says these are just the best and I'm sure it will come in handy when Englishmusic, Chuckjaywalk, and I bake Christmas cookies this weekend!! Hooray!

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HIFW I've had the period shits 4 times, I'm hung over, and as soon as I finish taking a dump, I realize I have to vomit. Here's to you, bathtub. My body is exhausted.

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I [gifted] SympatheticStranger y'all because we have that much in common... and I've only read her intro post.. not being a creep at all.

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[Gifted] Rightfootedglove, n_reineke, LilyBGoode, and sweetbeauty for my birthday contest!!! Enjoy all of your miscellaneous goodies!!

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MRW my diva cup goes a little too far up my vaginal cavity.

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[Gifted] Erok21. I know being a mod is hard, especially when you have to deal with people like me. But just because we disagree doesn't mean we can't be friends.

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MRW when I'm looking fly in my outfit thanks to my new full body Spanx, and then I hear my tummy gurgle and I know it's a massive period shit.

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[Gifted] Treesaremyfriends from my contest for the dads. Thank you so much for entering and letting me read your letter. I really hope your dad gets to read it one day =) And that he enjoys these fountain pens.

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[Thanks] l337chica

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[Gifted] Campbench, from the world's worst superhero duo, assfkgirl and fkyougirl! (me and lee7chica) We chose you for the following reasons: mohawk, Ariel, and booze. So put on your uniform and get us some chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and white russians while we watch the Little Mermaid!

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[Gifted] Thank you to everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, who contributed to my resume contest. Y'all gave me some amazing words and I am going to have one rocking piece of paper!! I raffled the thread and Nijoli won (even though you are all winners in my book). Congrats!

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[gifted] a penny book for krq316, the winner of my Netflix contest! Thanks so much, seriously, to everyone who participated. Many great recommendations and conversations were had. Enjoy, krq! Oh I'm watching White Collar.

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HIFW I have to take batteries from my vibrator to work my Wii remote

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[Gifted] Raffle chose hotpinkfishfood. I chose Harry Potter.

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[Thanks] Zoobles88 for the super awesome nail polish!! Its def going to be my next manicure =)

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MRW I walk by the bathroom and my boyfriend is sitting down on the toilet in the dark when I thought he was in the bedroom.

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[Gifted] Pony_hawk to protect your sammiches and your chippies. I don't know why the font did an upperline instead of an underline...maybe it's drunk.

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[Gifted] First off, it is an ABOMINATION that only ONE person had this song on their wishlist... COME ON RAOA! But congratulations to sweetbeauty for having the most glorious anthem on her wishlist.....Please headbang accordingly.

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[Gifted] Aerys1 for my super secret contest in my Meet People Activity. You were really active in the conversation, such a pleasure to talk to, and really made an effort to meet people. On top of that, you only made your intro a week ago! When I saw this movie on your WL I had to get it for you =)

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[Gifted] makenoapologies.

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[Gifted] RCJhawk, Ajoeee, and SillygirlSarah for my SNOW DAY! SNOW DAY! contest! I guess it got me good karma because I am getting another one tomorrow!!!!!!!! HOORAY!!

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[Gifted] Chizzle91 for my 'do anything but study for my test that I totally think I did well on' contest! For anyone interested I'm posting the answers in the comments.

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[Thanks] RAOA Mafia for the awesome cat bed fish thing. There were sadly no messages inside so I have no idea who to off. Maybe you should try a cannoli next time.

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[Gifted] Winners of my SNOW DAY! SNOW DAY! PART TWO! PART TWO! Add on contest: itsalrightt, TheStonePilot, Caprinae, makenoapologies, and IDFKwhereGilliganis. Ignore the bit on the bottom because I got myself some goodies too.

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[Gifted] Happy (super freaking late) Birthday Humper of Cheeseburgers!! I gots some monies so I got you a present!

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[Thanks] KarmaKerosene for this awesome movie!! Seriously hilarious.

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[Gifted] MMAPhreak21 because you had a bad day and you got a 91 on your work test. You'll be okay =)

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[Gifted] Blah2435 for winning my Never Been Gifted contest!! Raffle chose you, but you def deserve it with all of the participation you did! Have another welcome to RAOA, as well as some delicious, chocolaty, cavity-inducing candies.

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Please help me find my cat! Lost around Thursday from the Wamego area. Up to date on shots, microchipped, loved very much. If you see him, please please please try and catch him. He isn't aggressive at all.

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[gifted] Kiraella because I didn't do the gift train yesterday and this is awesome. And last one to gift.

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[Thanks] Dizzyvonblue for my Spaghetti Veggetti Funfetti thing. This will definitely be helpful now that I've put on the weight of an elephant on vacation.

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[Gifted] knuckle-sandwich and catinadress for choosing me in my contest! I would like to invite you to have lunch with me for the rest of the week.

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[Gifted] BrooksSmitty for being the last person to gift!

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[Gifted] Kalanz because I hear you are old today.

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MFW I get on my hands and knees to clean the bathroom, and the cleaner takes off my manicure.

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[Thanks] l337chica for an adorable movie with a not so adorable note. The note is much more realistic.

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I'm not sure if you guys are interested in these kinds of posts, but painting ceramics is my hobby! I tried making them and just failed miserably.

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[Thanks] l337chica for the boob punch, AKA the awesome cat oven mitt. Slowly but surely building my cat lady empire...

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[Gifted] l337chica - MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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[Thanks] It's here! It's here! May the farce be with you, MMAPhreak21 because you rock for sending me this awesome movie! Your book will be mailed soon; busy with exams =( Thank youuuuu!!

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[Gifted] is my favorite almost Canadian, MMAPhreak21. A book for a book. I forgot to include a gift note (whoops!) but instead I'll give you a hint: book burning! I will be reading the book you gave me on a very long road trip I have coming up. Very excited for it!

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[Thanks] Endrealis for my Keurig filters!! I hate tap water so these will be perfect to make delicious coffee =)

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[Gifted] Eileensariot for THE GREATEST SONG EVER AND BEING THE ONLY PERSON ONCE AGAIN TO HAVE THIS SONG ON THEIR WISHLIST MORE YELLING IN CAPS.

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[Gifted] MMAPhreak21, because you didn't have to send me the coloring book, but you did because you are a true Canadian at heart.

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[Gifted] Headcall. I'm your first! I'm your first!!!

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MRW my mom says this weekend isn't all about me even though I'm graduating on Saturday.

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[thanks] accioveritaserrum for the movie!! These girls made me actually believe I could like camping. Man they were good actors.

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[Thanks] [Exchange] Jeania85 for this very beautiful and well crafted card! You put a lot of time into it and it is perfect =) Beware: ghostly ginger skin in bad lighting ahead.

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[Gifted] Auburngirl79: Random Roll chose you! For your 'bearded bastard' (Husband? Brother? ... Dad?) Anyways, enjoy! It looks like a good brush.

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[Gifted] The_skyis_falling for Ezra's birthday! Thanks to everyone who participated; we have some adorable pets on this sub!!

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[Thanks] soxgal.

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[Gifted] whorecrux - For doing that thing, with the thing, and the screwing up... with the thing...

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[Gifted] Spasticpat! Because you have amazing taste in movies! It is a surprise, but I know you will love it! Hmmm which one did I get? Enjoy it!

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[Gifted] MMAPhreak21 because you seem to have a 6th sense for when I'm having a rough day and can always cheer me up. So here's some chocolate for when you're having a bad day because I don't have a 6th sense, but I'm always here.

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[Gifted] l337chica - I'm sorry, did you say something?

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[Gifted] Purplescorpion, because you were the first person who gifted me when I first came to RAoA and I've been meaning to do this for a while. Please enjoy this movie on me.

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[Gifted] MMAPhreak21 for Group Gift Saturdays! And your birthday.

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I have an amazing boyfriend who draws faces on his finger tips to cheer me up after a terrible morning. I'm about as happy as this guy.

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[Thanks] BrooksSmitty for my beautiful handmade gifts. You are an amazing person and an amazing friend. I'm so honored!

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[gifted] l337chica because I have a serious problem.. I may need Viking's intervention.

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[Thanks] Watsoned - You can't just walk into a store and buy Plutonium!

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[Thanks] poordude for my giftcard in honor of Morthy! It's the perfect amount for a movie, or some nail polish, or even to start saving for something awesome =) Thank you!

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[gifted] Naive_eve because close to the last one to gift. Aaaannd I'm out folks.

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[Exchange] [Thanks] to Gymgal19 for my awesome V-day loot!!! I'm excited to try Canadian Resses! Do they taste any different? Does the French on the label impact the flavor? Also jelly beans. YUM! You did good, girl.

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[Gifted] NoDescript for your cake day, being on the front page, and being a total NERRRRRRRRRRRRDDD. But you're in the Army so it balances out.

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[Gifted] I got a little tipsy tonight and felt bad about gifting late on my contest, so 2souless, Brookssmitty, and lonewolf13313 all got gifted a little something something from me. Don't say I never made the world a better place. Because I recycle my beer bottles.

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[Gifted] Newcomer adeadhead, because you are really nice and answered all my questions about rock climbing and really got me inspired to take it up as a hobby one day! Plus, welcome to RAOA =)

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[Thanks] StoryDone for Saved By The Bell for your Lets Appreciate Hugs contest! What's a better hug than nostalgia?

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[Gifted] Cupcake_Kat; welcome to the Internet Four Roses Single Barrel Mint Julep Club! *clinky*

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[Thanks] I am so sorry, I cannot find your username, but you held the write a musical contest and you blessed me with this awesome coloring book =) I've already started filling in some pages!

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[Gifted] Liamht.... even though you cheated. I still call shenanigans. It was a set up. I was just a pawn in order for you to win. I feel cheap and used. I am going to take this as a learning experience to never trust you again. I will never grow out of being a sore loser..............good game. =P

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[Thanks] LaLocaCrhstina for the elephantante ring holder! It needs a name!

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[Thanks] MeghanAM for a book by one of my favorite authors!! (Even though is your second to least favorite book)

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[Thanks] Gemcitytiffany, damnyoureloud, and sknightx! This was extremely generous of you! I LOVE the color and the goodies are perfect because I need all of them right meow! Plus, the lip balm is a perfect shade and honeysuckle..mmm. Sorry for the lame pic; my life is in shambles ATM. THANKS GUYS!

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[Gifted] MMAPhreak21, because you either get busy living or you get busy dying. Happy [not actually your] Birthday!

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[Gifted] Vanillawafercaper for my Scavenger Hunt contest! You made it look easy so I will def have to up my game. I know you will enjoy your gift because it's pretty awesome, but you'll have to wait to see what it is!!! Unless you cheat and look ahead.

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[Gifted] Matronix. Yep that's it.

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[Thanks] SO MUCH to whoever sent me the pilates video! It was a total surprise! My butt is going to look so good bundled up in sweatpants this winter.

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[Thanks] PurpleScorpion!!!!!! Ezra and I love it! It's the perfect first gift =) (P.S. I was in a towel when the delivery guy came so I'm not in it)

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[Thanks] SO SO SO MUCH aeast0228 for my new bed sheets! Now I don't have to sleep on my mattress protector! I'm so honored you picked me for your first gift! Mucho excited!!!! Exclamation points!!!!!!!

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[Thanks] SpasticPat for the AWESOME movies!!! You've Got Mail is probably my most favorite movie ever and I don't have a DVD copy so now I can watch it whenever! THANK YOU SO MUCH! (sorry for bad quality. And YF rocks too)

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HUGE [thanks] to MMAPhreak21 for the book, thecollegegirl for my lace for my earring holder craft, tomrwentz for V for Vendetta, and I don't know who to thank for 10 Things I Hate About You (Rip Heath) and the snake earring! Come forward please!

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[Gifted] PaganPirate because you are also being incredibly patient. Here is some silver to go with your gold =)

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[Thanks] I'm pretty sure Cephalopodic for my fountain pen! Check out the envelope it came in O.O (Ezra snuck in at the last second so bonus cat picture)

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[Gifted] losermedia because I am toasting you across the internet with my Four Roses Single Barrel mint julep! *clinky*

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[Thanks] l337chica for the greatest movie of my childhood that I have been drooling over for like a month. It's like we're best friends or something.

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HAI GUYZ I'm having some trouble matching my pasty white skin!!!!!!!!!!! HELP PLZZZZ!!

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[Gifted] MMAPhreak21... GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

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MRW my mom's car smells like my boyfriend.

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[Thanks] Sknightx for the 2 months of Reddit gold! I don't have it because, well, I don't have it. But now I do!! Yay!!!!

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[Gifted] Sieberella because you gifted paradoxikal

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[Thanks] to megaanmarie for the insanely generous gift card to my steam mop fund! I will be so happy when I have clean floors!!!

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The main reason we visit our parents. [FIXED]

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[Thanks] mewfasa for the Au!!! I feel like a pool of gold coins right now.

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House sitting for my parents right now.

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