all fun and games until...

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No please I'm not trying to kidnap you I swear!

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Post ww2 Germany

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naming of syphilis was just an excuse for countries to roast each other in Europe

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note taken

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And in some cases both

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if I had a nickel...

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maybe the freaks never truly left after the porn ban

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Victorians doing the Thriller, 1890s

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Being stuck in Mars does that to you

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I still find it funny that none of the other consuls bothered to mention the conspiracy to one of Caesar's biggest rivals

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Oh you didn't want to die? well fuck you you're fired

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Business is boomin'

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Rip King Henry. On brightside we got Queen Liz

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Literally the top ask in Google is What does David and Jonathan's relationship teach you about true friendship? lmaoo

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Treaty of Tordesillas

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The White Negroes of Europe

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Don't worry this is weird even with context

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They made each other rich, the definition of keep your friends close and enemies closer

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Hebrews crossing the red sea in the movie Prince of Egypt

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literally eats the rich

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20% is a lot

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there's 3 actually

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I couldn't find a proper template

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the hardest choice

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not gonna lie I'm pretty proud of this one

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colonization time!

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10/10 parenting

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the year was nineteen hundred...

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Percy better be getting some therapy after this

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That must've probably been such a mind fuck to the hospital

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Not only that but my girl's wicked smaht

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Uighur dancer performs to music in Siniang, China on the 1st of January, 1943

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bonus points for body positivity

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shout out to my satyr homies for being more responsible than the actual godly parents

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You know it's bad when people would rather learn fr*nch than your own language

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and does it really count as a battle if you're opponent was sleeping?

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his name shall be immortalized

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If I were Orpheus I would've just, not look. If Hades was lying just go back to the Underworld bro

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The Trojan War

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It's weird to think the gods at one point probably lived in Nazi Germany (Hades did at least which kinda sucks), Hitler did admire the ancient greeks and romans

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they were only following orders :(

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oh god

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attack helicopter mfs when a character has the slightest chance of being trans

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Thanks Jesus

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Some children are just hopeless

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don't say it don't say it don't say it

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Well at least we got a cool series out of it

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Holocaust survivor drags a concentration camp officer, 1945

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An 18th sculpture by Francesco Queirolo

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this took like 5 seconds to make

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not even credit to Lily who casted the spell in the first place

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Bit of a history meme

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physically at least

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should've just sacrificed that fucking bull

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monke

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And with good reason. There's a special place in hell for that lazy fuck

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*confused dolphin noises*

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can't even tell them apart

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2400 points for Gryffindor!

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Merry Christmas to my favorite circlejerk!

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there's a very fine line between these two subs...

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Scandinavia and the World( War 2)

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damn the comments didn't have to go that hard

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except for Five I guess

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gotta hand it to the balls on Arachne, her yard balls idk I don't weave

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Fuck, Marry, Kill:

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It all comes back to him

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don't get paid enough for this shit

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should I go face the wall or...?

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wow that's so cool Magnus, I wanna die in agony!

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aho aho aho aho aho aho ah

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me too Komaru, me too...

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can I get an amen

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and they still somehow managed to stay best mates (more or less)

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the Greeks had some fucked up logic

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I said it once and I'll say it again, the most useless character in the entire franchise

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Starks just can't help it whenever it's a Baratheon

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Can't lose your father if you were still a baby when he left you and your mum😎

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can't be on the same side as those tree humpers

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So uh interesting fact about Paul

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The French didn't want to be outdone in the who could piss off the British more contest

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media literacy is fucking dead

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[General] I'm surprised half the kids don't have insomnia by now

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improvise. adapt. overcome.

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Imagine being 14 and already being sent on a suicide mission

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Not to mention cube getting a name before Five

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Inuits be like

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where the fuck is he

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Let Percy go to college and be happy with his girlfriend dammit!

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Poor Odysseus. Went through so much poo-poo

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I'm almost tempted to make a garden and calling it The Lovers of Apollo like seriously, isn't that poetic as fuck?

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Thank God the writers made him likeable in season 2

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looks like you're going to the shadow realm Jimbo

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It was in a... dammit I don't know

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Good day, mother.

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Why not just kill these guys

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Guess who found a cool Mick Jagger quote

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siblings are wankers

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Ignore the typo, my phone autocorrected to Hercules when I meant Herakles

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The truth about Hœnir is that he's actually dumb as fuck

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A group of women who controls other's destiny's via weaving? where have I heard that before

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Danganronpa's Steven Glansberg

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Are we sure Demeter is the God of agriculture?

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The gods in question are Loki and Prometheus and the one being bullied is Sun Wukong. MODS NOTICE ME

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any moment now...

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Isn't this basically what happened

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I'm gonna abuse the shit out of this template

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Poor guy just can't catch a break

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well it's not like the English did any better

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Just love how he, bangs those drums

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please George let this happen because it would be so fucking funny

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A Hard Day's Night deserves just as much love as all the other Beatles albums

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Red Skull, the nazi, really tried to pull a we're not so different you and I to Magneto, the Holocaust survivor

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damn you Christopher Columbus

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at a marvel convention

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Rick: oh no. so anyway....

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It's a hit

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that's one way to stop sneezing

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After all his planning, after the sortie and the bridge of ships, after getting his face slashed in two, Tyrion had been eclipsed by a dead man.

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I thought the general was all for busty women in turtlenecks

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Petition to have Syd and Rick in Clone High?

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the flamenco of fishes

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Flag of Norway but I zoomed in too close

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Why you gotta do the band kids like that man

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Beatles - 1 P*nk Floyd - 0

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Fuck Persephone x Hades, why are there no Baldur x Hel fanfics?

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It may be because I'm still in book 3 of HOO but I don't get why she's so hated, kinda like her character

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The image was cut for some reason but I'm sure everyone can piece it together

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But you gotta admit, Maxwell's silver hammer is a bop. Maxwell's silver banger

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Anthropology is cool

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cool so can we be free now? um

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From a 1960s magazine

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wanna take a baaaaath?

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Although I gotta ask, what's a skater kid? Young punks who listen to Sex pistols?

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So anyway my favorites song is Time

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this is from the same artist who designed Disney's Hercules

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This Paul guy is going places thanks to Kanye

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But to be fair they broke it first

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plus why they gotta be so mean when I wrongly accuse them of being the killer

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rip Walder can't blame a bitch for trying

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Merry Christmas to my second favorite circlejerk

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To clear things up about the Bowie post yesterday. Plus in 2002 he later admitted to being bisexual AGAIN and only said he was a closeted heterosexual because he got tired of people asking about his sexuality rather than his music.

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every woman's man and every man's woman

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fuck this beatle in particular then

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Ignore the fact that it's American dollars

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I have never. Not once. Stayed in a hotel but fuck this blanket

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And that's another thing Apollo can add in his divine resume, god of cockblocks

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gotta beat the fae enchantment out of them

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And then Caesar got revenge by shagging their wives

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