Found this in an old shoe box at my dad's. It's my parents, 1990
Hygiene is for gays
Me (the girl throwing gang signs in white suburbia) and my cousin on our way to see Tool in 2001
My 12 year old Boston is still trying to adjust to her new little brother, a 9 week old great Dane. She's exhausted.
At the clinic for my son's vaccinations.
Cutting to the chase (x post from trashy)
Cutting to the chase
Had to let go of our baby girl last night. Ziggy (March 15th 2005 - January 5th 2019)
This slut in my son's backyard
Saw this interaction on Facebook. Woman tells OP to get her own pool of she doesn't like dogs in the public pool.
What is this? A jogger for ants?
I petted his sister.
Straight from the server humor Facebook page.
A meme i saw that tickled me
What is this?? A lizard for ants??
You know the deal bois
All my friends are criminally insane
My dad's 'good night' message tonight
It tasted as good as it looked. 0/10 will not buy again
.... More black olives please... More. MORE....
Food stamps for sex
We have an icee machine at our store. Today we got this sign and this icee bear is holding a cup with a cooler version of himself on it, holding another cup with him on it again. I've been so distracted ever since I noticed this. Reminds me of the Daniel/cooler Daniel meme.
Orb weaver silhouette
We made our first platters today!
Seen in the wild
Bro hiding out during the day in the crease of a fake hornets nest I made to keep wasp away.
This gooses gums
ONe NATION UNDER GOD
Roses are red, Cinderella had glass slippers...
Noses a' bleedin
She called him ugly so he attempted to murder her parents.
Built like wisdom teeth...
She double downed on it.
A dying breed...
Update on M'Burn.
New kid drew a pretty rad owl.
Why does the new girl get more hours than me??? Because you're always late!
That's right, all the cool kids...
We are not free.
I got a kick out of this joke, thought you guys might too.
My son, 1 month or 100 years?
Had this targeted ad today. *cringe*
I made braided bread for a catering order. How'd I do?
Mask my (9 year old) son made. He even lined it with an old t shirt so he could wear it.
Tomato stem did me a frighten at work today...
I made a surreal meme out of our ice stalagmite at work
Family fun at the pumpkin patch, lemme wear my nice t shirt.
My baby sisters kitten, Dwight, watching me do my makeup...
Found in a pair of girls jeans at a yard sale
My dad waxing his 1984 *Camaro*. Mom found out she was pregnant with me the next day.
Chilli chees fries with onions, ranch and Chipotle 10/10 would eat again
I made this.
Way too scary...
Take that, vegans
My bathroom door looks like a Boston terrier
I see your Jason Voorhees, and raise you this SpongeBob SquarePants orb weaver
FW: LIBS LOVE FREE STUFF
My cats are cuddling
Guess i wont be watering today...
YES, GREETINGS TO YOU AS WELL FELLOW HUMANS IN ILLINOIS, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, EARTH
I'm about 15 minutes from Olathe.
I got some hate mail. Details in comments.
Face down, ass up...
Found this guy in my kitchen. I think the cats brought him in.
Bagel Bites, STFU!!!
The good Dr. NoseWeird, I lost him two weeks ago. He was a good man.
I'm not part of your system...
This hard boiled penguin egg
This hilarious organ donation pamphlet, Everyone's hot for my body
This no-face guy on the mural at our local public library.
FWD: FWD: RE: FWD: HEAR THAT GIRLS?
My mom's purse is happy to help carry things.
My friends fetus looks like he's wearing a watch.
Slightly uncomfortable with how my times these new shirts use the word FORCE
Map from 1712 my Dad gets to frame.
She cut her hair at school today. *sigh*
Contrast and compare? My store was at 4.1 (average) productivity for the week. We are a fairly low volume store with rarely more than 2 on the clock.
Chip crumb and salsa parfait
Subway personal pizza. I made mine with pepperoni, onion, green peppers and banana peppers. Not as good as id hoped it would be. 6/10
Wide loaf (I was told you guys would appreciate my lady) x post from r/catloaf
Drew a thing for my kid sister
My uncles dad in Oahu Hawaii the day he shipped off to fight in Iwo Jima, 1944. He hit the beach on Iwo the on the 6th day of the battle.
I think it looks like a fabulous meal!
Sucking on a power line...
Can anyone ID this spider my dad found on his Christmas eve morning hike today?
Help me identify this bug in Kansas city Missouri, my toddler accidently stepped on the littler one and the big one won't leave his side.
The Burnouts - Happy Childhood
I drew a cactus / orange tree hybrid for my little sister's agriculture class. It got an A.
My grandma Janice, pregnant with my aunt, 1972
Netflix suggests Oklahoma city, due to my interest in It's Always Sunny