This made me giggle way more than is reasonable
MRW the girl I've been hitting on all night asks me if I'd like to see her book collection
Yes obviously these things are all WAY more dangerous. Better do the opposite of them.
[No Spoilers] So the White House just tweeted this photo from the West Wing...
MRW The instant I finish my morning cup of coffee and am overwhelmed by the need to poop
ACTUAL Advice for Americans going to the UK with Fanny Packs
I'd watch this film
...Aaaand I'm never taking a cab again.
MRW my nephew is badgerng me, so I tell him Your mom has something special for you in the other room
Next year's VMAs as predicted by the Zac Brown Band
MRW I get called out on a spelling mistake in the title of a mildly successful post
MRW my friend asks me what he ought to wear for his date tonight
You're fucking out, you goddamn commie bastards!
I SUBMITTED MY MASTER'S DEGREE PROJECT!
Oh so THIS is how to be a man
Might as well get this out of the way now that the Zimmerman verdict is in
I made this in honor of the victims of the Boston Marathon bombings
Ron Swanson telling it like it is!
MRW I see that people in other countries think America is the greatest threat to world peace
When your ex-GF tells you that her new BF dumped her
When you're out bar hopping with friends and run into your mom out bar hopping with her friends
MRW when my GF walks into the room and loudly proclaims God it smells like someone farted in here
Grown in 'Murica: Nowhere Else was Awesome Enough... yer gotdang right!
It's a beautiful fall day in Iowa (USA) [914x685] [OC]
Some Aragorn fan art I made for fun
A freedom hater tried to talk shit to a South Ameristralian once...
Sorry Aussies, Brits and Kiwis...
MRW when my buddy asks if we should grab a rack of Miller High Life and rage classy tonight
A great 'Murican cheering USA on to victory in Brazil
FLOTUS downvotus [OC]
Joe Biden SOTU upvote
Chairman Meow on the true source of purrletariat power
It's too cold in South Bend, IN for the US Army. I guess the Marines are less impressed by the cold
'Tis the season
I made my fiancee a Valentine's Day card. Hopefully she finds it as funny as I do!
I present Uncle Oz: My vision for the national personification of Ameristralia
Nice try, Mexico, but we're already in a committed relationship. COMMITTED TO FREEDOM.
I'm pretty sure this might be against the rules, Coach.
Phrasing, New Jersey. Phrasing.
I didn't notice this Easter Egg... but I sure hope it's true
Getting in touch with my Norwegian heritage
John Kerry's suit
Burn After Reading upvote gif
The 1955 Corn Bowl trophy. Yep.
This mushroom (?) growing in my yard looks like a loaf of bread
MRW my favorite TV show is back on the air
When someone makes a face at me for not washing my fruit before I eat it
I've got a new upvote gif for ya'll [OC]
Never realized this guy was in Van Wilder until tonight
Seriously, J.J. Abrams. Get it together.
It's -40°F(reedom) wind chill today, my fellow Patriots. This is how I felt today. Proud as ever.
When you're on the phone with your SO and need to use the restroom but don't want to go because you don't want them to hear you making ones or twos
I promise it has nothing to do with legality issues
Batman/Superman movie was never going to be good. Don't blame Ben for it.
When I heard they're rebooting the Griswold family Vacation series