I’ve been seeing this girl I met on Tinder and she asked me why I don’t like being called “daddy” in bed.5yr ⋅ PrometheusAborted ⋅ r/Tinder
Whoa. Please let this have the same energy as people thinking the Earth is flat. I need some entertainment this summer.5yr ⋅ PrometheusAborted ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
Just hit 3000 trophies. I’m sure a lot of you have thousands more but it still felt like a modest personal milestone. (Sorry for the crappy pic).4yr ⋅ PrometheusAborted ⋅ r/playstation
It’s our boy’s birthday. Drop your favorite KB moment, pic, tweet, etc.3mo ⋅ PrometheusAborted ⋅ r/ANUSpod
My reaction when my girlfriend is giving me shit about being naked and playing night crawlers with my friends the night before.4yr ⋅ PrometheusAborted ⋅ r/IASIP
When you hit 60 and your guild asks what you need to get done next.4yr ⋅ PrometheusAborted ⋅ r/classicwow
In honor of KB’s birthday, drop your favorite KB joke, moment, line, pic, whatever. Here’s mine. Happy Birthday, PoP1yr ⋅ PrometheusAborted ⋅ r/ANUSpod
As someone who can’t have a real grill, are grill pans a reasonable alternative?1yr ⋅ PrometheusAborted ⋅ r/grilling
I just started replaying Xenogears and I forgot about how much I LOATHE Dan. Are there any characters that you have an irrational hatred for?2yr ⋅ PrometheusAborted ⋅ r/rpg_gamers
After today’s Yak, I’m ready to admit that Mook is my favorite person on Earth8mo ⋅ PrometheusAborted ⋅ r/ANUSpod
MRW I finally have enough tokens to buy all the equipment from the Casino after hours of playing slot machines.6yr ⋅ PrometheusAborted ⋅ r/dragonquest
“Come on honey, let’s go buy you a car and some Botox for your super-bumpy aerolas”3yr ⋅ PrometheusAborted ⋅ r/americandad
This girl from Tinder insisted on tagging along with my friends and I last night as our “first date”. She was obnoxious the whole time, got into an argument with the waitress and insulted two of my friends. I refused to bring her back to my place and had to pay for her Uber home. Great times.5yr ⋅ PrometheusAborted ⋅ r/Tinder
Dark Souls in Dead Cells. Resting at the bonfire also made the enemies respawn. [Screenshot]6yr ⋅ PrometheusAborted ⋅ r/playstation
Anyone else wish the houseboat lasted more than one episode? Frank and Charlie shrimping, Dennis and Mac setting sail with their tasty treats, Dee dancing and throwing Diddy parties. They should’ve at least let it survive until the end of the season!3yr ⋅ PrometheusAborted ⋅ r/IASIP
Cool Throne: 5 more weeks of Big Cat and Max circle jerking every episode about a bet.1yr ⋅ PrometheusAborted ⋅ r/PardonMyTake
This robot in the bathroom at work always looks fascinated when I pee.5yr ⋅ PrometheusAborted ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
“Now usually I don’t do this but allow me to break you off with a little preview of... my PENIS!”5yr ⋅ PrometheusAborted ⋅ r/americandad
Went to preload the game and nearly had a heart attack at this typo.6yr ⋅ PrometheusAborted ⋅ r/dragonquest
