Honeydew never found out why. His suicide note was just a bunch of fucking “Meeps”5yr ⋅ ProfessorBonesZ ⋅ r/bertstrips
“These bastards work for free. Do you actually think they would give up life and work in sweatshops through their own free will?”5yr ⋅ ProfessorBonesZ ⋅ r/bertstrips
“If it hurts, don’t struggle. It’s God’s way of saying he’s proud of your courage”.5yr ⋅ ProfessorBonesZ ⋅ r/bertstrips
“To be honest, Tommy. I think that wall of family photos will have a few pictures of me up there very soon.”3yr ⋅ ProfessorBonesZ ⋅ r/bertstrips
“Open Casket? Nah. I have a feeling that the scene is going to be too bloody”.5yr ⋅ ProfessorBonesZ ⋅ r/bertstrips
“Why Stan Lee when you can Stan on the edge of a bridge and Lee-p off you fucking dog eaters”.5yr ⋅ ProfessorBonesZ ⋅ r/bertstrips
