Four Leafs in the top 10 in postseason scoring. Small sample size, blah blah blah. It still feels good.1yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/leafs
My daughter has a Tarot for Kids set. I asked her whether the Leafs would ever win another Cup. The result was promising.11mo ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/leafs
As a former kindergarten teacher, this is my reaction when my son tries to use crying as a bargaining tool.12yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/funny
MRW several diminutive ghosts attempt to remove the pizza from my mouth10yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW the referee I'm supposed to blow doesn't show up on time10yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
When I bring that 10/10 cutie from work back to my place and she immediately strips down and wants to take a shower with me and I notice her pointy elbows.11yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
Ingesting a few units of ethanol is a superior method of passing time in the company of other normal humans, don't you agree?8yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
Found this on 4chan. Should put an end to the stupid Euro-US bickering.12yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/funny
MRW someone asks me what the 10th letter of the alphabet is and I take too long to figure it out and make a guess in the hopes that they don't think I'm an idiot, but realise immediately that my guess was wrong.11yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
What a map of East Asia would look like if all the major cities and geographic features were labeled with English names8yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/mapporncirclejerk
My fellow atheists, please keep this in mind when you go on your conversion crusade [FIXED]13yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/atheism
When I'm so nervous about the big play that I shit my own personal information11yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW when, as a paramedic, I am asked by a dying car crash victim if there's any chance he can say goodbye to his friends or family before his inevitable death mere minutes from now.11yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
This cunt murdered a homeless man by dousing him in gasoline and setting him on fire9yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/punchablefaces
When the sexual tension is so palpable that the only way to break it is to strengthen the bonds of Platonic friendlove through shared dance, and I just remembered my new gaming console also plays MUSIC CDs!!11yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
When I've been waiting 4 years for this and I've only got one shot left on my camera11yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
You can always spot the atheist in the crowd. FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WAT U TELL ME12yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
Whenever my boyfriend won't stop bitching about his forcible castration12yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
Whenever my invisible boyfriend farts in my face during an interview.11yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
Whenever I see a cute baby in the grocery store and try to make it smile.12yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
I destroyed an ignorant skyfundie in a debate on facebook and look what came in the mail two days later!!!12yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
People always compliment my cooking and ask me what my secret is.10yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When I have reason to suspect that the heat of my favourite season caused my testicles to disappear.10yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
Kwon Yuri in the new Korean film No Breathing. This definitely left me breathless for a second or two...11yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/SNSD
MRW I'm asked to leave the scene of the horrific accident that took the lives of 17 people, including my wife and infant child.12yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
Canada's Head of State is also the head of the Anglican Church. There is no official separation of Church and State, and the Constitution explicitly acknowledges the supremacy of God. BUT THEY BAN PEOPLE WE DON'T LIKE SO THEY MUST BE LE ATHEIST12yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
Whenever I tuck myself into my warm and comfortable bed and my loving wife wishes to check on my condition.12yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
When I can't shake off the tape that's stuck to my hands no matter how hard I try and I've removed all my outerwear in sheer desperation.11yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
Break out the Doritos: the latest bravery from Facebook God will have you glued to your screen!12yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
Every time an American tells another hilarious joke about Canada13yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW I am told to be japesome and to make merry, the better to encourage the mirth of youngsters11yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
TIL reddit is so popular in India they called a fundamental religious precept 'karma'!13yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/circlejerk
This physicist proposed to his physicist girlfriend using physics, but it got posted in /r/funny. I guess the OP didn't know about /r/atheism.12yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
Fuck you, FUNDIE. You're still responsible for the Crusades, no matter what you say. DAE it's irrelevant to compare modern atheists to Stalin and Mao?12yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
Fiendish redditor makes two clones of a single cat, nurtures them to adolescence, then kills them and arranges their lifeless bodies in a grotesque heart-shaped tableau.12yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/KarmaConspiracy
'Kindergardent' student witnesses teacher, who may or may not also be a kindergardent student, swearing a blue streak at another kid. Story 100% confirmed by both contradictory co-existing dual states of the Quantum Kindergardent Teastudenchert.11yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/thatHappened
Canada's Science Minister refuses, on religious grounds, to discuss his stance on evolution.13yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/atheism
Richard Dawkins provides an excellent 'Argument from Poor Engineering' against intelligent design - the Recurrent Laryngeal Nerve.13yr ⋅ pretzelzetzel ⋅ r/atheism
