Hello Secret Service, I would like to report a murder/suicide.

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Fox News went after socialism in Denmark, big mistake, yuuge!

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Paul Ryan tries to tout a 1.50 a week raise, gets shut down hard.

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To defeat globalism

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Alabama Republicans express their disapproval of Ilhan Omar, she politely reminds them that they nominated a child molester to run for the Senate.

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Nope, no hypocrisy here..

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When you point out to a gun nut that the military refuses to allow its well-regulated soldiers to go armed on base because it's too dangerous.

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Workers arraigned behind Trump for his photo op/speech at the Shell plant on Tuesday were threatened with loss of pay if they didn't show up for the event.

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TFW a cartoon from 1968 fits America great again...

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When you find out the House 'intelligence' panel didn't interview anybody who pled guilty before announcing there is no collusion...

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This is just a friendly reminder to please at least check 'New' before you post...

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I spent most of my life hating Halloween because I could never wear anything I actually wanted too, this is my first actual costume in 20 years and I couldn't be happier!

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Trump supporters upon hearing the news that NK is not dismantling their missile sites.

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When you need a cheat sheet to empathy...

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Missing teeth, check. Beard that could pass for pubes, check. Needing a giant patch for people to recognize your Alpha status, check. MAGA hat, check. Yep we got some proud racist boys here.

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Where were these when I was a kid ?

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This is the dumbest timeline...

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The TX republican who challenged Susan Collins to a duel doesn't want anybody to see this picture, lets share it.

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No Public Motorboating?? Let them try and stop me!

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This checks out, Ted definitely cares more about shoes than women and children.

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Oh look The_Dumb is calling for violence again, N.B.D. right Reddit admins?

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A person is literally murdered by words...

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When you want to see if Santa is real but you gotta stay true to the trans agenda

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Your move Trump...

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To win the game of life you must first...

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Just looking at this face makes you feel all warm and snuggly...

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Nope, not compensating at all...

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🎵Benny Hill theme plays🎵

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Caterpillar to Butterfly

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The wedding dress of choice for when the groom is the one wearing white robes...

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It loops in the GIF almost as well as the argument loops IRL. [A]

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Pence faked his photo showing him ready to attend the game. Original is still on his Gov Pence account.

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These vanilla flavored Cheetos are always stale and flavorless by the time they get to me...

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And that is the story of how I wound up with DDDs kids...

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Trump always has the greatest burns!

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People in The Dumb calling for a violent revolt... again.

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me_irl

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When you're hungry for that man sausage...

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Is that a post calling for the harassment of a female twitch streamer sitting at #11 on r/all? Such a good look for the advertisers don't you think...

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*Sigh*

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The great 2018 Pants fire...

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Journalist rips a gaping new hole in the S.S. Trump

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The low mileage train. 1991 Toyota Soarer, freshly imported to the USA

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I present the skullet, skinhead in the front, party in the back

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Big Treason if true...

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Top Minds of The_Donald think that a county election supervisor being a regular attendee of the church a candidate once held a rally at is a clear conflict of interest, but see no problem whatsoever with Brian Kemp overseeing his own election race in Georgia...

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Back when presidents were actually tough...

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Egg_IRL on the front page, lol.

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I'll be honest, came here to humblebrag in a sense but I feel fucking amazing right now and I just wanted to share that with somebody. 31/MtF

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TFW you realize grown ass adults think this is the work of a government super spy...

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So master race he has his very own Chevy Cruize to abuse.

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This cat randomly smacking into a glass door on a french cooking show.

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They've taken the hypocritical oath!

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Trump's 2020 Campaign Poster Leaked...

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Logo concept I made for my cousins math themed pie shop.

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Hey it's Trump supporters threatening violence against politicians and police if they don't get their way while Reddit calls it a valuable discussion day, AKA Thursday...

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But muh Deep State

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Hamburger phones, the forbidden snack of choice for teens in the 90s.

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TFW you get caught stealing campaign signs on behalf of a pedophile.

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I am a dentist so I am very very good at reading body language - GOP congressman.

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Every kid checked to see if these tasted the way they smelled, anybody who says differently is lying.

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Grand Old raPists

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TFW your rods get a little bicurious...

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This madlad is the cheesiest.

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KiD gEtS BeAtEn RePeAtEdLy By ChAiR!!

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♫♪Aluminium Fooooooil♪♫♪

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Digital Dash from a Toyota Soarer

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TIL Trumpets think Orange is a racist insult

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You can't win if you don't playTM

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Space Jellyfish Attacks Earth

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The one lie to rule them all...

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Just a reminder that this sad sack of shit is in no way a pervert and does not sexually abuse women, nor did he spend $80,000 of taxpayer money to cover that up...

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There is eating crow, and then there is asking the guy who publicly ridiculed your wife as ugly to come down and help you save your job...

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Forbidden chocolate scented remote

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Bill O'Reilly tries to defend Trump's censorship, gets absolutely body slammed in return.

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This meme has all the spice in the universe.

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That moment when Trump Supporters are proud of running afoul of anti-Nazi laws.

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Ultra Conservative GOP rep asks the internet what a furry is, the internet helps her get her own Fursona, she still has no idea what she has done...

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to correct CNN

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If

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Don't forget to pray for the liberal deep state MK ULTRA assassins so that jesus will put a protective cover on their programming and dismantle it!

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That face you make when you wind up fulfilling your promise to drain the swamp by triggering the most widespread corruption investigation in history and taking them all down with you.

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Remember this gem? I member it.

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TFW you hear a Trump supporter talking about facts

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Gun Free Zones are bad for you but not for me!

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Gun bans don't work, what we need is more warrantless searches!!

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TFW them married chasers slide into your inbox...

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Even the guy replying was crying...

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When you see it...

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My 91 Soarer looking right at home on Raspberry Island in the wee hours of the morning.

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LeBlowin

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In honor of our supreme leader and his superb owl...

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Trump faithfully sets himself up to get murdered.

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[Legit]I new I would find some bone apple tea on the front page one day.

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Never ending staring contest...

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Giuliani goes full r/iamverysmart

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Last known photo of Curt Lemon before he was killed by an IED in Vietnam-1969

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Trump supporters trying to rationalize their position last week vs this week...

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These sweet early 90s socks.

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How to get karma over here

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I can't honestly think of a better example of the decline of critical thinking in America then this...

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Great picture from OSIRIS-REx gives the Earth/Moon perspective everybody has been asking for.

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For when you wanna laugh and cry at the same time...

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What does this pin represent?

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One yuuuuge wall coming right up...

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Incredibly smart redditor goes on an epic rant after failing to read the original post correctly.

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I don't want to be an alarmist, but people should start preparing for large scale unrest should Trump be impeached. This is unedited and the comments confirm people are listening.

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Photo of Roy Moore at the mall in 1977 surfaces.

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Beating a dead horse...

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This winner just failed to blow up a walmart because he made his bomb with newspaper.

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Redditor gets snarky with literary professional, it ends predictably.

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Do as I say, not as I do!

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The fact is this kid just got burned.

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hmmm

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