We just bought a house where the previous owners neglected the pool. I know it’s “just” a pool, but looking at it seriously triggers a feeling of fear and panic right now.

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All hail the powerful orb

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Original artist said the tattoo lines would look better than the stencil. They did not. Phoenix fix/coverup done by Nikki @ Sanctity Tattoo in Tucson, AZ

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Found a Chex the length of 3 Chex in my Chex-Mix.

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MRW I bought a house three months ago, and the building company called my BOYFRIEND today to invite him (and me by extension) to their home ownership BBQ next me. He is neither on the loan nor the title.

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My cousin posted this on Facebook. I fixed it.

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MRW my director tells me he found out I made several thousand less than the least-paid of my 4 (male) coworkers, wasn't going to stand for it, and got HR to approve an 11% (and $4,000) increase starting this pay period

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I went shopping, tried on a pair of shorts, and they fit beautifully and had nice deep pockets. I bought one of every color they had. MRW I get home and discover that every other pair had fake pockets.

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MRW I pick up my wasted SO from a party, on the way home we have to pull over on the side of the road for him to get sick, but he immediately starts gushing about how much he appreciates all I do for him.

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Finally! Earplugs I can use with my vagina!

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Vaginas clamp up in water, which can stop your period. Can't wait to go swimming during my next cycle!

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My boyfriend's RW I tell him that multiple delivery guys have used my customer info to text and hit on me after delivering my food. Stay woke, fam.

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MRW a mutual friend of my SO and I is telling me about their guys night out, about how this girl kept hitting on my guy, wouldn't take a hint, and gave him her number, so he ATE IT.

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Why have all of the comments here been flooded with the bad kind of trolls lately? 😒

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MRW last night my boyfriend drunkenly turned to me and said, out of nowhere, You know I'm gonna marry you someday, right?

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[Joke] Boss Babes existed in Medieval times too, apparently.

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MRW ordering at a fast food restaurant with my BF, and I hand the cashier my card to pay. She handed the receipt to my BF to sign, which I snatched away. She then handed my card to my BF, which I again snatched out of her hands. She then handed him MY FOOD that I just bought. What the hell!

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MRW I introduce my boyfriend to Reddit, and in a week, his most upvoted comment has more fake internet points than my most upvoted comment.

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Great marketing tactic: claim lipsense can last through eating two ears of corn BUT avoid taking an “after” pic! Brilliant!

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MRW someone comments on the James Charles scandal that if a guy had been pressuring women into sexual situations with his celebrity status, there’d be even more backlash / he’d be in jail.

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My boyfriend isn’t always the most “woke” guy, but dammit I’m so proud right now. 😍

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MRW a 65+ year old guy tells me I look infinitely younger than 25, and to be happy that I have decades more of old men like me hitting on you to look forward to.

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Sometimes you PMS just a little too hard.

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I'm sure many of you can relate.

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I just ugly cried in my car in an empty parking lot because Taco Bell was closed and I couldn't surprise my boyfriend with his favorite Taco Bell food. Guess what week it is, trolls?

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Just Girly Things.

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My dad always asks me (25), What's wrong with the hair color me, your mother, and God gave you when I dye my hair. After two years, I've started answering him, Well, it wasn't [dyed color], and stopped feeling guilty about it.

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My BF and I moved in together this week and just finished unpacking. I do 99.9% of the cooking in our relationship (it's fair, and we both like it this way). MRW he comes up to me and tells me he just rearranged the entire pantry...

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My bf and I are going to a festival. One of his guy friends is bringing his girlfriend, and my boyfriend tells me that now there's a girl for you to hang out with. MRW he gets pissy when I tell him you know, I don't automatically get along with women because vagina.

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MRW I just turned 25 and realized that I'm now at the age I always saw myself having babies at.

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I've been feeling super down and broke while trying to pay off my massive credit card debt for the past few months. MRW I just checked, and I'm now solidly in the Fair category!

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Ever since my boyfriend moved in, MRW I wake up every morning.

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MRW when the eye doctor won’t write me a prescription for colored contact lenses because my eyes are “already so pretty the way they are”.

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MRW I'm explaining to a guy friend about using a Diva Cup instead of tampons (because changing every 4-6 hours to prevent TSS and other things) and he replies, Wow, uh, don't you think you're being a little overly cautious about your vagina?

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The original artist said that the lines would look better than what was on the stencil. They didn’t. Finally got it fixed! Two four-hour sessions with Nikki @ Sanctity Tattoo in Tucson, AZ.

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MRW a woman posts on Facebook about how she is going to actively protest Women's Day because it's only feminists forcing society to account for past oppression, and her post is flooded with men telling her that women like her are appreciated by men.

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MRW my bf is playing an online shooter game, some girl joins and says something regarding play, and all the guys (not my bf) start ripping into well she's kind of good. But we'll have to carry her. Bet she doesn't even have a gaming mouse. Disgusting. until she quits.

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MRW seeing all these posts about Mother's Day and freaking out that I forgot to call my mom. But it's not the U.S. Mother's Day. Phew.

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MRW my fiance said he was fine with me keeping my name if our kids took his name a year ago, but now that he’s proposed, he’s decided that he wants me to take his name because he wants a “family name”.

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When your SO is getting ready for work, and you want to wait to kiss them goodbye when they leave, but you realllllllly have to poop.

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Before & After: In just TEN weeks, you too can put on makeup, do your hair, and find good natural lighting!

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I've owned bullet vibrators, but never an actual dildo/jackrabbit until today. I came in 15 seconds. ON THE LOWEST SETTING!

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MRW my normally very wonderful boyfriend pulls a well, actually on me with something he knows literally nothing about.

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MRW my boyfriend and I live in a house I bought and we get mail addressed to Mr. and Mrs. Prestidigitalization.

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When the Deluxe Mac 'N Cheese box says that it makes about 4 servings.

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MRW a global-warming-denying family member says, What's up with the weather? Hurricanes, Earthquakes, Tidal waves, Massive forest fires. Mother Nature is not happy. Guess the Earth is rebelling.

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MRW I listen to some of your guys' suggestions and buy Stardew Valley from the Steam Summer Sale.

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MRW a very, very close friend downloads a phone game at my request, then seriously and consistently tells me to ask my boyfriend for permission to send him nudes as repayment. We haven't talked since. :/

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From years and years ago, my manager at an old store I worked at (grocery chain) tried to get me into his coin-selling MLM. Bonus creeping at the end (he was mid-50's, I wasn't even 20).

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MRW my boyfriend passionately sings me love songs, even though he knows he's tone deaf and can't sing.

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Gotta love being objectified!

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My boyfriend named his FIFA character after me.

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MRW I wear my brand new, white underwear the day after my period ends. Without any sort of just in case liner.

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MRW my boyfriend of a year will happily lick my butthole any day of the week, but *refuses* to even touch my clit with his fingers when I'm on my period.

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Can’t come up with a clever title but now my eyes hurt from looking at this pic for so long trying to come up with one.

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MRW I realize I'm no longer okay having a FMF threesome because I've realized I'll get hurt, and my boyfriend's only response is No worries :] I love you duh.

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MRW I'm finally defining my own style and going through my closet trying things on, my boyfriend catches me, and when I get embarrased he says how awesome he thinks it is because people don't take a lot of time to improve ourselves sometimes.

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I *just* put lotion on my hands and something immediately flew into my eye. MRW.

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Super nerdy trolls, I'm looking to get into D&D, but have social anxiety and don't want to start in a random group. Is there any way to play online? With other trolls maybe?

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MRW a coworker starts telling me about how we shouldn't help refugees because it's normal and expected for them to rape children, and she doesn't want her kids to be raped by them.

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MRW I read about a new Uber-type service being made to make things much safer for women, but they're doing it by only allowing women to drive the cars and order rides.

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After a 4-month wait, my period starts just half an hour after Trump is sworn in.

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When you're trying to act normal but your cramping is being intensified by massive constipation and gas.

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This shit is so gross. :/ Pretty sure green is red’s downline, too.

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MRW when I'm currently stuck working a 17 hour shift, it's currently 3AM, and I still have 3 hours to go

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Everyone knows it's that violent temper that gets the ladies going.

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My boyfriend decided he wants to dress business instead of business casual at his job. MRThis morning when he put on one of his new suits. *sploosh*

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I use a dating app where you have to allow each user to be able to message you before they can send you a message. I thought it would be at least somewhat creep-proof...

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MRW when, at 24, I'm starting to realize that I just want to be a housewife when I grow up

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MRW my non-redditor boyfriend says, We should probably start planning our vacation now. *Glances at my computer screen.* Oh, we can wait until you're finished with Reddit.

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Non Action and Stop Excitement!

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MRW I wander away from this sub for 10 minutes and start reading comments in a thread about transgender issues.

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Been on Reddit for nearly 5 years now (ditched an old account due to a shitty ex), and this is the first time I've ever been online on my Cake Day!! :D

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MRW I work past my social anxiety to stream on Twitch for the first time ever (life goals) and I got three followers!!

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Due to my cat allergies steadily getting worse and one cat's behavioral problems, I'm starting to seriously consider rehoming my babies.

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MFW when I've dyed my hair a new color and am getting my nails done (acrylic french tips!) before visiting my LD boyfriend on Tuesday.

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On a whim decided to have my roots dyed purple instead of blue 💜💙💙

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I've finally found my perfect hangover food!

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Do any of you fabulous ladies wear wigs? I’m tired of bleaching my hair to get the crazy colors I love but there are no stores in my area. Looking for very high-quality synthetic wigs from an online retailer. Help?

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I'm about to go to the grocery store. The day before Thanksgiving.

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I have a coworker who I (thought) jokes around with daily about Kid Rock running for govt, Trump, etc. MRW he starts linking me news articles about mundane things from super alt-right websites.

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The Internet knows...

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I told my mom I only get my period every 100+ days lately and it's starting to concern me. MRW she tells me that I'm probably still cycling, just not bleeding, and that it's unnatural for women to bleed anyway because most other animals don't.

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I think I might have actually gotten through to somone

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MRW I'm spending hours creating a game with experience, currency, leveling up, talent trees, prizes, quests, etc to motivate me to get healthy, and zero hours researching how to actually *be* healthy.

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It was just one bag of peanuts.... I think this means I get to drink all my wine in the fridge, now. Calories don't matter today!

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As much as I like the guy's videos...

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MRW someone I thought I was friends with at work became single last night and has spent all shift asking to see my tits and if he'd have a chance with me if I were single. I seriously thought we were friends! Why are people like this?!

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I was complaining to my BFF about severe menstrual cramps wanting to just lie in bed. He suggested dinner. I agreed; distractions are good, right? He just told me that it's a company-sponsored dinner (we work together) that visiting executives are attending. It's currently my weekend. MRW WTF.

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MRW I have nothing to do at work and no one's texted me back for 6 hours.

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Her lips look so damaged... knowing what I’ve learned about LipSense from you guys, I’m sadly not surprised.

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MRW I went for a standard X-Ray after experiencing painful breathing for a couple days, they found a nodule, now they need a CT scan, and it's going to cost me at least $500 out of pocket because I haven't hit my insurance deductible yet.

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I've been paying all bills since Feb, waiting for my BF's new commission job to pay off. He gets many all-paid, office-only, boozy work events. MRW he calls me after one, tells me he joked to his coworkers that I was jealous, and offers to buy me wine. Then tells me he's just kidding b/c he's broke.

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Pretty sure the model just has overdrawn lips in the after photo. Also no chemical reaction? Then how does it work?

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MRW all of my coworkers come tell me how excited they are for the new Game of Thrones episode, but I stopped watching after the Sansa/Ramsay scene, and I don't want to have to explain why.

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This new Modelo Especial commercial is starting to get on my nerves...

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MRW when I haven't gone to the bathroom my entire 10 hour shift thanks to one emergency after another.

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A week from tomorrow, my boyfriend is moving back to his hometown 3 hours away to try to figure out his life. We're going to try to make it work, but he doesn't know how long he'll stay, or if he's moving back here, ever.

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This has started going around on my Facebook news feed. Usually followed by comments like I'm so glad you found a real man! Vomit.

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How I'm enjoying my weekend.

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MRW I spend literally all day on Reddit and didn't even play the Sims like I wanted to on my day off

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M(literal)RW I tell someone I work for an eDiscovery company and their response is oh so you're their secretary, right?

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MRW I take the advice of some of you awesome ladies, communicate with my boyfriend, and we reach an understanding and compromise regarding period sex!

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MRW I calculate my Shark Weeks of the year, and both Valentines Day and New Years Eve/Day will be smack dab in the middle of it. And the BF is not interested in getting his red wings.

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An old college roommate was in a marriage I had a bad feeling would fail for a long time. MF(acebook)RW she has changed her relationship status to single recently.

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In an LDR. Just got done with our second visit. Trolls, does saying goodbye ever get easier?

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Asking your customers to create ads for you using Olympic athletes is just sad.

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MRW I tell my 25 year old BFF (who lives in the same city but I am not living with) I'm moving across states in 5 months to be with my BF and he replies, but I always thought if we wanted to move, we'd move to a new city *together*.

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MRW when I hold it for as long as possible before I burst, usually because I'm on Reddit or playing video games.

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UPDATE - An old manager sent me this. I'm not sure if it's creepy or not, but it was really weird considering he's married... DEFINITELY CREEPY! More info in comments. [CAW]

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Trolls, I'm having a bit of a problem and I would love some insight, advice, support, etc. Very long story inside (sorry!)

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Hi, Reddit! Would anyone mind drawing me? (There is a hint of blue in my hair in case anyone wonders if it's photo poor quality or not)

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Recently got my hair dyed blue! It's starting to fade a bit in the picture. I have a few questions...

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My bf is moving back to his home town (2+ hours away) in May. We haven't decided yet if we're going to try to stick it out since he might move back after a few months.

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My eyebrows are in need of some serious, first-time-ever maintenance. I have no idea where to go, what to tell people I want, or what to expect. Halp?

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One of my coworkers. This was our first conversation in about a month.

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Does anyone know what this is or what it does? I got it when opening an event drop.

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An old manager sent me this. I'm not sure if it's creepy or not, but it was really weird at the very least considering he's over 40 and married, and I'm in my early 20's.

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A coworker and I have a FWB thing going on. I've developed feelings and have no idea how to broach the subject but I know I have to.

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Best friends <3

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