Greetings kind sir or madam, may I interest you in giving me a treat?

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I love Bob's resigned tone.

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This is Aurora. For the past month, since I rescued her with badly clipped wings, she has watched my other lovebird fly up to the fan (to escape her and be a show-off). She has slowly built her confidence, flying further everyday, trying to follow him up there. Today she made it, I'm so proud of her

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Aurora wants you to see that she got her last clipped feather out! She is so much happier and more confident now that she can fly!!

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Tinsley is so pure, I'm gonna miss her.

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Contemplative gaze out the window on a gloomy Friday afternoon, thinking about how the vet called me a jumbo jet while weighing me at yesterday's appt.

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He was dead serious too... I just... I can't.

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Tomorrow is my birthday and this bust was just delivered to me today with no indication of sender.

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I just got my first ever Reddit Secret Santa gift and I can't bring myself to actually use it 😱

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She insists on being in my clothes and will bite viciously if I dare disturb her hidey-hole.

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Bolo's casual Saturday morning

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Found this on RedBubble and had to share.

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Back in 2010, this is what WDW would send when you booked a vacation.

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Just noticed the sanctuary that went out of business S1E10. This probably contributed to the raccoon issue in the alley.

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My mom's cat's fur is a blend of tabby and calico. She looks like a marble.

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Disney Villain Eyes count around here?

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After a long time lurking on this sub, I'm thrilled to introduce my new baby!! I pick him up next weekend and I can't wait!! 😍 ❤️

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My dad likes to tinker and build things so I knew if I tasked him with building me a tabletop bird stand, he'd make something better than I could buy. I asked him yesterday afternoon and he had it completed by nighttime. Here it is!

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Got my Decorate Your Cube gift today. I'm a guidance counselor and school has been cancelled for the rest of the school year so this notepad will actually, probably, definitely come in handy over the next 4-5 months.

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I had over 500 stars so I indulged in this black beauty. Now I feel like I am part of an elite club.

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Sipping coffee, getting caught up on RHONJ like...

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Winter/Summer Salt and Pepper Shakers

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Surprising the kiddos one month from today 😃

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Y'all, I could cry. This customer was amazing; so kind and forgiving when I dropped one of their gallons of water and it popped open. I was going to leave a dollar with it but didn't have any cash on me, I insisted they take the cost from my tip. This is the biggest tip I've ever received!!

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Furry quack-quack

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Prickle puppy

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An article about a British dark comedy on Netflix.. Gotta make a political statement!

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I'm concerned that a therapist would think this is an appropriate way to treat a person. Joking or not, Candiace's mom was messy with this one.

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Anyone else intrigued by Voodoo Chips?

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I'm re-watching Season 5 and every time Jeff comes up, I can't help but to read his employer as The Dildo Beach Club

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MRW I realize the steaming app doesn't expose me for watching the latest episode without my BF

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In Passengers (2016), after Jim first awakes and he is attempting to find a way back into hibernation, he looks for the manual to the Hibernation Pods. The first manual he pulls from the cabinet however, is for the Medical Autodoc.

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I felt this was a very adult solution to enjoying a DQ Buster bar without making a mess of myself.

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I grew my flock by one lovebird yesterday. That makes two; someone needs to let me know when I hit crazy bird lady status.

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The pattern of this chocolate bar.

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Savage with the competition next door.

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Something went wrong with my quesadilla at the cutting step of the process

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Makes me giggle every time

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This is Handsome. I said goodbye to him 3 years ago and I'm missing him terribly today.

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Corgi and Keeshond

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I submitted some feedback about my disappointment with a Hungry Hungry Hippos game I had given my kids for Christmas. I received Hasbro's apology on Friday. We're good now.

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She went from being an anxious Muppet to a sweet, calm, loving, playful, little lady. From her first day to today, 8 years later. Happy Gotcha Day Princess !!

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This is Noah. He is very derpy but also very sweet.

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I have been trying to get my sale picked up through Mercari Local since yesterday. I'm outside now looking to flag down the Uber driver 🤦‍♀️

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Anyone else having a hard time taking Bubbles McGee seriously?

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This cool little box is going to OK tomorrow as Part 2 of my Secret Santa. I hope they really like it; I wanted to give an extra special, personal touch.

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This is my first time seeing that my package was put on the delivery vehicle; I appreciate how precisely the shipping information is updated.

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My mom uses a hockey stick to make sure no burglars can get in through the basement.

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My first order from the Magic Candle Company and I couldn't decide which scents to get. So, I'm trying a bunch of different scents all at once!

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I just rescued this little girl today. Previous owner says she is 10 months old but no clue what kind of lovebird. Right leg is banded, I will try to read info when she's more comfortable with me.

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I went to try the brisket today, sadly they were out of brioche buns. Honestly, I'm not even mad, it was delicious.

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The coffee pot at my dispensary

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This was my poopers during his last winter. He loved the snow so much, this time of year makes me miss him extra hard.

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I honestly don't expect the white stuff to be to the edges of the cookies, but I do expect some consistency.

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Found Dil Pickles at my parents' house and decided to watch Rugrats on Hulu, so now my kids can be properly indoctrinated.

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This carpet at my son's high school

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My dad decided to keep track of his kills. His trick is using bacon as bait in the mousetrap.

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The vegetables were lacking but the crust was amazing

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My gift arrived today and I got proper scare when that face greeted me out of the box.

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My mom has had this frame full of family photos for at least 30 years. I just noticed the clown this week.

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My boss has a great sense of humor, this was part of her gift for administrative professionals day. I should mention our office is right next to the bathrooms.

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The rust stain on this mug gives her a halo, avery druken halo. She's the angel of beer!

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The Baconator promises SIX strips of bacon. I got maybe two.

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I love driving past this place at night. The trees illuminate the entire intersection.

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I got a new coat blep

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