Nothing like a nice, relaxing session of ranked

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Fresh OC

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I just...I just can't stay strong anymore

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This chad knows how to make an online profile

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Neegan players when you tell them they can press the start button to skip their intro/outro

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If I spammed snake edge I would be genbu too

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Can we get a remaster of this gem?

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When you want to contribute to your favorite subreddit but you can't draw, can't use Photoshop and don't have the video skills to make a high-quality gif

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In The Matrix, the red pill and blue pill are actually DayQuil and NyQuil, respectively. Because Neo took the DayQuil for his cold, he was able to stay awake to see how deep the rabbit hole goes. If he had taken the blue pill, the antihistamine would have made him too sleepy to chat with Morpheus.

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Journalist points out CEO of multi-billion-dollar gaming company donates tens of thousands of dollars to political party. Gamer: WHY NEWS MAN MAKE GAMES POLITICAL?!

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I’m a white guy that attempted to move with the exaggerated swagger of a black teen. Didn’t work out so well and now I’m stuck like this 😫🥨. They said it’ll be about 20 minutes until we arrive at the emergency room. Awesome. 😎👍

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Boogie Season

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I have been shunned in the meme subreddit. Great minds are always persecuted 😔. May I seek refuge here?

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How each qualifying candidate decided to boycott the December debate, sorted by time of posting (high effort warning)

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Oh god oh fuck

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Joe's 2020 New Year's Resolution: Nothing Will Fundamentally Change

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Hey Bernie, Betsy’s comin for ya! Bernie?! Oh god oh fuck he’s wearing airpods! BERNIEEEEEE NO

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Kotaku uses the G word

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Multiple Paid DLC ❌ Forced Racial Diversity ❌ Shoving Same-Sex Relationships in Your Face ❌ Playable Female Protagonist ❌ Bad Facial Animations ❌ Published by EA ❌❌❌ DO NOT PRE-ORDER THIS GAME

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There's not a better feeling

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Breath of the Child

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Stuck like glue fam

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Gotta, get that, colonel

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dIeT aNd ExErCiZe

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Universal basic society

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When your arena core falters, a flex emerges from the corner...

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ML7 (high-ranked support player) is currently live and speculating that Brig will be A tier in ranked this season. What are your thoughts?

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TIL Christopher Columbus traded slaves and stuff, but more importantly he accidentally discovered the CD Projekt Red headquarters, but failed to report his discovery to the Spanish, preventing the wealthy nation from funding the Witcher 3 and causing more than a 500-year delay of the game's release

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The world may never know

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2meirl4meirl

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How to Capitalize on E3 Hype: Clickbait + [Insert Popular Game] Circlejerk + EA BAD = Views

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The average poster on r/personalfinance

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Mattress Store Starter Pack

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Hi everyone! I just got a Switch last night and it's already by far better than any other console I've ever owned. I'd like to apply for a mod position on this subreddit to help spread the word. Please see my attached resume and thanks for your consideration =)

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Just read what's on the page please

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The Why do I keep having diarrhea? Starter Pack

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I finally have the little miss mage trifecta, a dream team I'm calling...

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Don't even get me started on kill two birds with one stone 😤😤😤

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New Super Koch Bros. U Deluxe

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This bread analogy already sounds ridiculous, but it doesn't even work because everyone in her toothpaste MLM sells the same products from the same company

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This is how I approach the meta in FEH

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Thank god for the weekend

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They serious or not this time

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I thought the whole ephebophilia thing was kinda a joke about libertarians but....

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Got lucky on a premium keg—help me decide! I have partial decks for each of these (shieldwall, elf/traps, Kelly?)

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And say hello to used napkin?

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The public school system should be teaching Americans how to cook bacon

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Typical response on r/gaming whenever you try to call out a bs post

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This is why I never have orbs

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RIP Pinhead Larry

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What a win for animals! 👍👌🐻

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After 900 hours on Mercy, I finally watched Black Panther last night. Think I have a new main :)

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Checkmate, omni liberals

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GET READY GAMERS! CDPR on its way to saving gaming again!

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Thanks Google. I had forgotten what Dec. 26 was.

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WHITE. MALE. GENOCIDE.

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Julia learns more about herself with every glove she collects off the arena floor

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A straight, white, Christian man from a stable family says growing up poor and black are limitations they put on themselves. But there's opportunity everywhere for all people at Primerica!

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Hi Emily! We're so proud of your 👶👣! Have you heard of the word omnivore? I think you'll find it a simpler way to explain your diet :)

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r/GCJ members when a sob story hits the front page of r/gaming and no one posted it here yet:

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(x-post /r/antimlm) You can't have an iPhone unless you peddle pricey MLM products with it

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Gonna Miss These Days

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We’re all goofy goo🅱️ers

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Now THIS is the future vegans want

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18 years is a long time

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What a shame

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LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE

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This is shaping up to be another fantastic entry in the Pokemon series. Thanks for the reporting, Jason!

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Just because it’s 2 am and I have work in five hours doesn’t mean I’m done for the night, Netflix

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You can't afford to have an emergency, so why not spend more money you don't have by joining my Primerica downline

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Apparently the new God of War is now a parenting manual *jerking intensifies*

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This was basically unsolved mysteries to me 👌

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Mondays

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[Target - USA] Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia - $19.98 (CLEARANCE)

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At least I got Thanos

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I usually hate when people beg for unnecessary remasters, but I think it's time this game gets the HD treatment it deserves

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He forget or forget?

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Vegans asked, this company listened: The strawberries in dairy-based smoothies at Jamba Juice are now 100% free-range! I love when corporations start caring about the welfare of living things!

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Working on campus in the summer

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Almost 10k upvotes and gold. I think this modern day hero just advanced veganism a decade with one post. What a win for animals!

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Wish Me Luck

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Xenologue 3: The Heroes visit a twisted world where memes and Fire Emblem are mutually exclusive

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Boey is a quick learner

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You got plans this weekend? Me:

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hEaRt dIsEaSe

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Something we all can relate to tbh 😏

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RIP 1st Period Gym Class

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Hi fellow vegans! I've been chatting with my cousin who's interested in a plant-based diet. I almost had him on board, but he brought up a couple of his concerns that not only am I having trouble responding to, but it's making me question my own vegan lifestyle. Any advice on how to respond?

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Vegans of Reddit: I was at my uncle's farm when I set down my iced tea pitcher to help my uncle bale some hay. When I came back, I noticed one of the dairy cows must have filled my pitcher with its milk. If cows don't want humans to take their milk, how do you explain this?

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When I’m playing Witcher 3 and Yennefer shows up

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Legislation has definitely never improved anyone's life. Let's stop caring about politics because both sides are bad and it's not like engineers or scientists are ever affected by government funding or policies or anything.

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It isn't a smartphone unless you're peddling overpriced MLM products with it

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It's gonna be a red Christmas in Skyrim...

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I feel like I'm the only one who's thought about this before

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This gem came out 13 years ago. Feel old yet??

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It's a sacrifice, but the reward is so savory 👶👣

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Shouldn't have called me a fartface in sixth grade, Preston

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My Friend Todd Hooked Me Up With an Early Copy, I Know What I'm Playing All Night!

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Dwarves like to build. Orcs like to spawn camp newbs and kill town NPCs. This is not a difficult issue.

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Cookout at Uncle Rick’s

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Moving out of my parents' house today (31 and sober for two days!) and was cleaning out my old collection of games when I came across this hidden gem. This shit was my fucking childhood [curse word]! My three-legged dog Miyamoto and I would play it every day after school. Can anyone say remaster??

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Summer Reddit Meets E3 Hype

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Bragging about the money she makes off her friends buying her MLM toothpaste

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WOW, Can't wait to post in all the gaming subs how I knew this announcement was coming and no one else had any clue but me despite all the super obvious official teasers 👌

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Comin Up From Behind

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We aren't settled on his build yet, but we are sure of one thing

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And the water suddenly gets warm...

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Only real parents have kids about to piss themselves

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[OC] We should have some easy bingos with this game! Only 10 NX coins per card!

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I like my games like I like my inside box art: All white with only a tiny amount of black

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Last week, the homeless hot dog vendor on my street died. I got a hot dog from him every day for 15 years. Turns out he put me in his will and his lawyer gave me this. I just wish I knew he was a gamer so I could have invited him up out of the street to play SkyrimTM on Nintendo Switch. RIP Tony.

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THE WIND GOES STRAIGHT TO THE BACK, DAD

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Actual footage of a Primerica meeting this week. A Facebook friend live streams it every week to show off. After a slideshow displays the top earners/recruiters, you have a chance to have your name drawn, and if you pull the right card from a deck you win cash

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A Primerica bro posted this. Doesn't even realize he's the one pushing inferior products.

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Nostalgia tbh

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She didn't actually type libtard, her phone just autocorrected!

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Jimmy Fallon can't handle his excitement when Reggie gives him an exclusive on-stage preview of Octopath Traveler. Priceless!

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Leaked image of Animal Liberation Front member in court pleading guilty to sabotaging factory farm (typical vegan)

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MLM toothpaste makes lady's teeth go from kinda yellow to kinda yellow with the camera flash on! #slay

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2meirl4meirl

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The Hero Fest rates are crazy!

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My boyfriend started Dragon Quest IX in 2010. Seven years later and he still hasn't moved.

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I went ahead and summarized r/NintendoSwitch's content for the rest of July so you don't miss anything while on vacation

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It’s so great to see the tech and health industries recognize more ethical diets. What a win for flexitarians!

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Complete game at launch✅ Free DLC in box✅ Multiplayer with no paid online subscription✅ Only two genders✅ Female as a sidekick only✅ Made for Everyone without pandering to SJWs✅ THIS is what Battlefront 2 should have been

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Pretty much all of my Vatican runs

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Browsing the Bioware subreddit

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Lmao not so tough in 200,000 B.C. without your cattle prod eh omnis?

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This Expert was a psychology major who flunked out of college sophomore year, got certified to sell Primerca products and now thinks college is a scam. Got any more sources, buddy?

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So many blows to the gaming community lately 😞

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Biker DESTROYS plant milk drinkers

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Was anyone else literally the only person to call this?

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Middle school mi🅱️🅱️as

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IGN has officially proclaimed Divinity Original Sin 2 as Certified Morally Gray

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This MLM appears to sell jewelry mostly for $5, so your support for the animals is actually paying full price to the huns and then chucking an extra two bucks to the shelter...with Paparazzi donating absolutely nothing?

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THEN WE'RE GOING TO BERMUDA FOR FREE!!! No, no you are not.

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Someone screwed up and I discovered the identity of the Black Knight

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I’ve had sexy btw

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When’s the last time EA did something like this for gamers?

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Controversial Opinion: Hideo Kojima's creativity was stifled by Konami but now he has the power to make us love games again. Walking Dead. Upvote if you think Kojima > Konami, or do you not have the balls?

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This subreddit

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Primerica rep live streams recruiting a girl into his downline, then posts about moral integrity while calling other companies trash. This is the professionalism I expect from my life insurance provider!

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Can’t wait to play this gem when LRG ships it 6-8 months after I pay! I’m so happy a physical release is coming out for people like me who need the dopamine rush from peeling back the shrink wrap and wafting in the new game smell of a hidden gem 😌

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Tired of hiding in the dark, tired of being treated like I’m not a human being by everyone else. I will no longer be quiet. I bought Star Wars Battlefront 2 and I’m not afraid of you, Reddit. AMA.

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An article on PC gaming? There's only one possible picture we could reuse for the 1000th time.

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I bought this for myself because I wanted it *brave*

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Also Nick at Nite tho

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