Biologically accurate

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Sooooo annoying

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I can't do it anymore

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Thot begone

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Shop owners have the worst year

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Those ducks are living the life

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No it's for later

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I must be his last hope

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This one mom

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Have to tell everyone

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Worth a try

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They have a bad reputation

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Yo new neighbours around

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No I don't want babys

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Story of my life

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Fucking liar

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Epic prank

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Job risk

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can't stop her

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real waifu

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The Earthbender

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Unthankful smh

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Yeah they are murdering him

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Ewww pink is girly

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Finally i can use my nerf gun again

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Wow my bully complimented me and the class laughed that's awesome

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Small mistake

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Only animals sorry

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Please stop

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They do be chillin there

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It were good 4 seconds

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Its raining day

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Has to finish it

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Don't tell me you're a santa denier

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Gotta stay like that for some hours

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Better than toilet water

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Shoot it fast

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Pizza time (again)

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I'm coming mom just 1 minute

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On a mission

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She senses dicks

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Dog is more important than work

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short term of freedom

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It's time for colonies

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Scare the toddler

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Wait a minute...

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Might take longer than expected

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Oh no kill'em

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No animals harmed

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Kid is worthless now

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At grandmas there is no hunger

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Heal it again

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I like to move it

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Never stop the eating

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How times changed

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Never gonna be true

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He couldn't write that in the bio

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Thats why I prefer the trunk

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Just want a snickers C'mon

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That means he is je...

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At least I'm gonna see them in hospital

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I need to take a shower again

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The best and most helpful community

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Time to save money again

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The rules say so

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Thank you tree, very cool

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No cookies were for santa

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So easy man

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no hair is confusing

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The traps of mobile games

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That got out of hand

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They have a good chemistry

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full of wrinkles

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wake up from coma and can't remember anything

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got Replaced

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Not all of Santa's elves have a nice job

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Another pizza

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Gotta go in groups

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Good protection not to masturabte

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That doesn't make sense

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Science Mr White

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fr*nch woman

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Only for people with a big ass

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Good smells are everything

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Especially if he has asian parents

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Ironic

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Made my day buddy

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Still my biggest achievement until now

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Tried everything but still

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MiSsInG rEsPeCt

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Until I played with something else

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Huh you cut your hair?

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Gotta try it out

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Guess I'll go to hell

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Neck pain time

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An honor to put the star on it

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A real adult now

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Grandpa also forgot about his Vietnam trauma

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Die like that or corona

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America isn't the only mess he has to clean up

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It's me chill

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Oh no I don't have money with me there must be a way to pay you

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my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

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Very personal

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Caillou caillou

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Let me mend in peace

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Now he won't annoy me anymore

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*Bomb has been planted*

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It's choking time

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Share the healing comrade

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They called me a madman

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What it's all you can eat

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Eww pink is gay

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Now it isn't that small

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I'm sorry little ones

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It's enough to make me cum

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Your sexuality makes no difference to the treatment

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Maybe I don't want to be the good guy anymore

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Time to visit the app store

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She's now on the dark side

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fur reddit

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Red is very sus

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I know damn well what's going to happen next

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Play with it for the 600th time today

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Well guess we'll die

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What that's strange

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Now its our word

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No he definitely is still a threat

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They are gods then

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Disturbing

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Then he wants to do small talk

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I knew the Mexicans were involved

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Expectations too high

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Whatever it takes

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Who understood Minesweeper?

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*laughs in weather*

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because of no eating with open mouth

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*laughs in weather*

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political correctness of him

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