“Please, tell me more about how incredibly handsome I am. Don’t hold back.”1yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/rarepuppers
“You can’t even manage to make a decent cocktail!” Janet had shrieked as she threw her cosmopolitan over her bewildered husband. As the sticky drink dripped from his feathers, Brian finally realised he deserved better.4yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Hi hun🙋♀️ I know we haven’t seen each other since we were chicks🐣 But I wanted to tell you about an eggcellent 🥚🥚 opportunity with Cuckoonique! #NoFilter #BossBabe3yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
I either look like I’ve just rolled out of bed, or I look like this. As a mum, I don’t bother getting dressed😂3yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Ted is *very* proud to have graduated puppy school. Much educate. Such wow.2yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/rarepuppers
White men in their 40s are a tragically underrepresented group in society.5yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
I think I’ve been scammed, can someone confirm if this is genuine Sarah V in the tub or a knockoff?3yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/SCAcirclejerk
My Great Uncle, Raymond Mays, having a slight malfunction during a race in 19248yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
I see your scented sandals, and raise you these razors with scented handles. They leave your hand smelling like sweaty feet.5yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/ATAAE
I’m no surveyor, but I think something might be a little off with this room....2yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/SpottedonRightmove
This bathroom in a local house listing. I hope it’s just a really bad photo.6yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/DiWHY
All done up and nowhere to go. (Not even a pyramid scheme coven meeting)3yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
I ordered this for my husband for Valentines Day, then promptly forgot about it. When I finally remembered today, and went to check what happened, this is what I got...6yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/facepalm
This is not about skincare, but imma post about my boyfie problems anyway.3yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/SCAcirclejerk
Finally, someone to deal with the pesto menace that has been sweeping across the country.5yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/CasualUK
Video of my dog went viral, so, the obvious response was a creepy PM. Honestly, this is the nicest creepy PM exchange ever.7yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/creepyPMs
One of my dogs is a lot happier with their bunk beds than the other one..7yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/dogpictures
My Mum is taking this G R U M P Y B O Y E home with her on Sunday, and he needs a name. Any suggestions?4yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/rarepuppers
Hi frens I got an injure in da line of duty [Fell off da sofa when I saw a spikeboye out window], so yesterday the vet hooman made me B I O N I C B O Y E!6yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/rarepuppers
Sometimes you've just got to take your thrills wherever you can get them....8yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/tappedout
I’m at a wedding where the tables are named after the reindeer. I can’t face staring at this misspelt Blitzen all evening...6yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Barneys final words, as he slipped under the quicksand, were sadly lost among a sea of unintelligible burping sounds...6yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/tappedout
Apparently HF ran out of puff pastry for the beef and mushroom pie, so they substituted it with.....cheese?!4yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/hellofresh
I love this photo of my husband, taken on our wedding day 3 years ago. I'd love to see what you can do with it?8yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/redditgetsdrawn
Keeps your pencil from rolling off the pencil and easy to install and takes off8yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/engrish
Just found an old pic of my my Dads BC, Lottie. She is still obsessed with watching tv!8yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/BorderCollie
Always make sure you have a back up raspberry. He's Pet Planets biggest customer. ( x-post R/Aww)9yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/WestHighlandTerriers
This comment thread about about Tinder is hilarious. Here's a section but the whole thread in videos is just glorious9yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/niceguys
Decided to try and start drawing. 9 days later and I actually created something I am proud of. Trust me, you don't want to see what came before. CC desperately needed!8yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/learntodraw
I sometimes think my Mum doesn't take my health issues seriously...8yr ⋅ PotsyWife ⋅ r/oldpeoplefacebook
