If I had known of the existence of the subreddit a month ago, I would have shared my Christmas dinner on Christmas. Refried bean sushi

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When shit hits the fan, from danger I flee

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On money they print, “In God we trust.”

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Flags of the Solar System except Uranus is actually a community college in Colorado

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Nutmeg’s very first ever blep <3

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Doggo keeps you safe

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Bathtub scrunge

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Window Sill Waffle

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Anyway...

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No get in snit

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Bath Buddies

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Are meta posts allowed?

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She’s almost too big for the cat trap (see post from like 5 months ago)

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Ollie and Meg are tired after a long day of doing kitten stuff

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This was the top comment

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I’m a substitute teacher. One of my students today turned this in with her practice test after noticing my Peridot sticker on my laptop.

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Fresh pineapple on Aldi pizza with bacon and jalapenos

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I wanted to tell my friend about a favorite childhood reasipi—ressepy—rassippy... recipe.

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Let’s see how long they take this time feat. my previous post on r/The_Donald_CA

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“Rowan Khanna grew up on a tree farm” is the Hogwarts equivalent of “The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.”

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Todays snack was the Jalapeno Sky-Raisin

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If I ever have to explain how to integrate (Dirac delta function)*f(x), I will describe it as a bus crashing into the only light pole in the middle of an empty parking lot. Submitted with apologies to David Griffiths.

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How to begin to discover that your mother was an intergalactic dictator who threw a coup against herself

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Blurry picture of a cat

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My mother invented “Rocks and Sticks and Mud on Toast” when I was an obnoxious toddler rejecting all of our lunch options. Now it’s my go-to when I’m hungry but everything sounds terrible.

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If you're going to make leveling up Tonks take a week, could you at least consider adding something more than the same four questions about Filch's BDSM fetish?

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My brain whenever I try to quit this game

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Today, u/Magic-_-Conch and I said goodbye to our dear sweet Edmund. You may have seen some of our poems about him on this sub. He really was the best cat anyone could ask for. Thanks for 13 years of enthusiastically participating in our shenanigans, lil buddy.

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Took them 17 minutes

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A Cat Named “Exclamation Butt”

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Mask came off when I said dehumanizing bad

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I guess I’m the most hated man on Reddit. Lol

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Juxtaposition

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Homework prompt: Show that G*M**2/R**4 has units of pressure.

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Greg’s favorite cake

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(Sloan Digital Sky Survey) I plotted the sky position of the ~175k nearest galaxies and plotted them as a function of their cosmological redshift. Dividing them into 200 individual shells of increasing redshift (distance) produces a CT scan of the nearby universe.

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Won’t somebody think of those poor landlords?

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Imagine a word where liberals are capable of anything more than clutching their pearls while simultaneously losing their minds over Nancy 👏 Pelosi’s 👏 sarcastic 👏 clapping 👏 #resist

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I sent this to my friend in celebration of her hitting the “More chapters coming soon” wall for the first time.

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Sorry Ben, but no amount of warning will prepare you for this experience.

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Perfect timing tbh

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Finally the crossover I've been waiting for! (Sidequest Spoilers)

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If Obama had saluted a North Korean General, everyone at Fox News would have shat themselves from screaming so loud.

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JANE WHY TF ARE YOU STILL HERE?

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[Spoiler] I'm already regretting this horrible decision

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When you're just trying to fly back to your dorm, but that 7th shot of whatever the hell Aberforth was passing off as firewhisky hits...

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The unglamorous side of the powerwashing porn industry

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This is what Oliver thinks of your biology essays

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After last week’s “tribble” incident in Snape’s class, I was inspired to name my ship the Leviosa in the Star Trek RPG

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Rowan getting in some practice before romance begins in year 4

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[Homemade] Sushi with refried beans, avocado, and topped with shredded cheddar. Merry Christmas!

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Atlanta ‘burbs with the most intriguing scent

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I can't get over this scene. Charlie is taking meticulous notes on Ismelda and Merula while Barnaby sits atop his rock without a care in the world.

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PSA this is what the progress bar looks like exactly one point away from leveling up.

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Middle school me would have died of laughter by now

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Trying to communicate with my teammates via Wizard Swears

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In Xanadu did Kubla Khan A stately pleasure dome decree:

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Edmund Loves Christmas

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Oof owie ouch my espresso

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[Y5C9 Spoiler] All Bill’s message is missing is a winky face ;)

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Hogwarts' favorite pastime? Barnaby, never change, you magnificent bastard.

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Confirmation that devs are just trolling us

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[Spoiler] Our first date is already going so well <3 <3 <3

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r/meirl

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They wouldn't let me name my character potarz, but for some reason, this name was fine:

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blurry picture of a cat

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Still don’t know what her story was about

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We're not going to bother writing any new questions to make this more challenging. How about we just arbitrarily subtract points instead?

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This is my first time ever using one of these. I think I’ve found my new favorite chore.

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Why does every other person in this town have the same shitty bumper sticker?

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[Spoiler] And the prize for Britain's absolute worst drawing of a ruby goes to . . . Jacob!

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Yeah he’s not actually a hamster, but are there any Calvin and Hobbes fans around these parts?

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Tonks' Filch fixation has spilled into class time. Shouldn't this be the one thing she doesn't have to ask?

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Roses are red, Dumbledore was gay . . .

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Found in r/whatisthisthing

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Advent 4 got overshadowed by Christmas Eve this year

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When your feeling down, and life is pretty crappy, try:

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Party of Lincoln vs. Lincoln-Era Legislation

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In Year 4, and the waiting game is talking about how you're a 3rd year about to graduate. Jam City isn't even trying.

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Well what the hell is the point of letting me type it then?

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[Spoiler] Torvus is White Diamond confirmed (Steven Universe)

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I finally caught one in the wlid!

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The hottest of the hotties

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Yo where'd the TV go?

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Anyone else’s game being all schwifty with the latest update? It took 5 minutes to load The Three Broomsticks, and this is what it showed up.

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My strategy is for this to be a visual reminder. Day 3 and still going strong!

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Anyone else annoyed by the helicopter that's been circling campus for the last 1.5 h?

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[Spoiler] Looks like Jam City is taking pointers from r/assholedesign. I still lost the duel.

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Reddit advertisement actively encouraging you to abuse the system so that you can get special accommodation for your cat

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To the people who write in library books, my finger salutes you.

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Does this count?

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[Spoilers] I love how much of an asshole MC can be. Also, introducing Badeea Ali!

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