Dr Wsgy finishes up his day as a world renown doctor, he heads to Twitter to keep up with his fans. Put a condom on your ear and Fuck what you heard 'bout me, Wsgy posts with a slight smirk. He places a cigar between his lips and reaches into his pocket for the matches, it is full of spaghetti.4yr ⋅ PossiblyLance ⋅ r/wsgy
Dr Wsgy's wife asks how many lives he saved today, Wsgy responds like 2 but in reality he doesn't know, it's now so commonplace he feels nothing from curing others. He reaches into his pocket for a pen to sign the check, it is full of spaghetti.4yr ⋅ PossiblyLance ⋅ r/wsgy
Dr Wsgy grumbling as he is awoken from his quick rest in the on call room. He stumbles groggily towards his lab coat and realizes it is 3 sizes too small. A camera flashes. Haha we got you so good, yells a guy from radiology. He places his hands into the coat pockets, it is full of spaghetti.4yr ⋅ PossiblyLance ⋅ r/wsgy
Wsgy becoming fed up with being a doctor. His thoughts become more sinister each passing day. Let Gary sort them out, he thinks aloud as he watches the pandemic ravage the globe.4yr ⋅ PossiblyLance ⋅ r/wsgy
I can't legally own a platypus but if one wandered onto my property and I fed it and it became domesticated and decided on its own to hang out would that be alright?4yr ⋅ PossiblyLance ⋅ r/wsgy
I feel more groggy when I get a full nights sleep than I do when I take multiple naps throughout the day/night instead.5yr ⋅ PossiblyLance ⋅ r/wsgy
mama cow that's worried about the photographer attacking her baby and is also racist9yr ⋅ PossiblyLance ⋅ r/Braveryjerk
Lightning strike knocked out power, turned off the computer, lost some data, took a nap.6yr ⋅ PossiblyLance ⋅ r/wsgy
I thought it was Monday so I woke up and was getting ready for work but then I saw it was Sunday so I took a nap.6yr ⋅ PossiblyLance ⋅ r/wsgy
I was thinking of doing something productive but it was a long day and I was productive enough the rest of the day so I convinced myself to check out wsgy.edu/nene again7yr ⋅ PossiblyLance ⋅ r/wsgy
Here's my first ever attempt at photoshop. I made it for you guys. Have a wonderful day.7yr ⋅ PossiblyLance ⋅ r/wsgy
I like to set the cookie dough chunks off to the side in cookie dough ice cream and eat them last.7yr ⋅ PossiblyLance ⋅ r/wsgy
According to a tradition believed to have been derived from the Romans, the wedding ring is worn on the left hand ring finger because there was thought to be a vein in the finger, referred to as the 'Vena Amoris' or the 'Vein of Love' said to be directly connected to the heart.8yr ⋅ PossiblyLance ⋅ r/wsgy
Platypus reproduction is nearly unique. It is one of only two mammals (the echidna is the other) that lay eggs.9yr ⋅ PossiblyLance ⋅ r/wsgy
Feeling tired, downed a couple energy drinks and they did nothing. Guess it's nap time.9yr ⋅ PossiblyLance ⋅ r/wsgy
I napped during the day so now I'm up late but it's cool because instead of full nights sleep it's a couple naps spread out through the day and more naps are good.6yr ⋅ PossiblyLance ⋅ r/wsgy
Hope your Thanksgiving went well, your Black Friday shopping was safe, and best of luck to those with finals around the corner.9yr ⋅ PossiblyLance ⋅ r/wsgy
Listening to Smash Mouth while eating Funyuns sounds great... the random thought that jolted me awake as I was nearing sleep.9yr ⋅ PossiblyLance ⋅ r/wsgy
Hope the weekend went well for all you ladies and gents. Have a good night everyone.9yr ⋅ PossiblyLance ⋅ r/wsgy
For by grace are ye saved through nene; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of Gary.9yr ⋅ PossiblyLance ⋅ r/pxifrm
Don't urge me to leave you or to turn back from you. Where you go I will go, and where you stay I will stay. Your people will be my people and your Gary my Gary.9yr ⋅ PossiblyLance ⋅ r/pxifrm
Feathers are epidermal growths that form the distinctive outer covering, or plumage, on birds and some non-avian theropod dinosaurs. They are considered the most complex integumentary structures found in vertebrates, and indeed a premier example of a complex evolutionary novelty.8yr ⋅ PossiblyLance ⋅ r/pxifrm
