Apparently you can only be good at sales if your dad was VP of sales?1mo ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/LinkedInLunatics
I'm 100% sure this means you're dumb... and I hate you. And I'm sharing it!2yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
Has to been one of the fastest bottles I've ever killed. It's bit of a shame because it tastes so good but it's just a little too mild.2yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/hotsauce
Laoganma Chili Oil With Black Bean. Not sure if this technically counts as hot sauce, but I'm totally addicted4yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/hotsauce
Made with hababada peppers. Habanero flavor without any heat. Perhaps good for introducing people to hot sauce? Or on those rare occasions when you're not craving spice? Odd idea, but tastes good!4yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/hotsauce
This doctor has to be the bravest man in the Marvel Universe. [Punisher Max #6]10yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/comicbooks
Found this monster in our backyard today. Anyone know what it is? I think it's time to move.3yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/newjersey
I know I'm immature, but this is the only thing I can think of when I see this every day on the Path.4yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/newjersey
This was my first foray into flashlights, my first tumble down the rabbit hole. Fenix E01, circa 2005-2006. Still works!3yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/flashlight
Delivery from Angry Goat came super fast! I love that the box said extremely urgent.4yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/hotsauce
This was such an incredible image that I had to piece the two frames together.7yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/samuraijack
When you find a +3 armor after putting 5 scrolls into a regular armor....5yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/PixelDungeon
Got our dog Lucy a new coat and it has a pocket. You can probably guess where this is going.3yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/flashlight
Brooklyn Delhi tomato achaar. Not sure if this counts as hot sauce, but it's delicious. Our local Home Goods has some real hidden treasures3yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/hotsauce
Still reading Garth Ennis' Punisher and......is that a midget Spider Jerusalem?! [Punisher #16]10yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/comicbooks
No-Mes nail clipper. Just got them, but I'm impressed. Feels, solid, no mess, and a lifetime warranty.6yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/BuyItForLife
Reading Kingdom Come....again. Man, Ross's artwork just blows me away every time.10yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/comicbooks
Friend sent me a surprise Heatonist box! Really excited about the Dawson's Cremini Havanero4yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/hotsauce
OMFG....I can't believe I got 40 healing potions....and then died. I hate myself right now.7yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/PixelDungeon
Garth Ennis and The Punisher were made for each other.[The Punisher MAX #25]11yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/comicbooks
Leftover taco meat, diner fries, shredded cheese and ketchup......taco fries!9yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Whew, can't believe I escaped! Saved by liquid flame and a poison seed.7yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/PixelDungeon
Never found a wand of firebolt, so I beat the game with a wand of poison as my primary wand. It was an interesting run. [Sprouted]8yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/PixelDungeon
Gyro inspired meatloaf - ground pork and lamb, feta, spinach, garlic and spices.11yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/food
Had one of my best games of pixel dungeon ever, wanted to brag a little.11yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/AndroidGaming
Butterscotch Shenanigans (Towelfight 2, Quadropus Rampage) announced their next game on facebook today: Here's a first glimpse of our upcoming title, codenamed CAPTAIN! Meet the UHOK, one of 5 playable races.11yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/AndroidGaming
Saw this in my neighborhood today, and I'm a bit confused. Intrigued, but confused.10yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/trees
First huntress win since update. Imp gave me a +5 Ring of Might. (Shattered)8yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/PixelDungeon
One of my odder victories. Only had a chainmail, but was untouchable because of +11 evasion.10yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/PixelDungeon
Mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, and mac 'n cheese. Suck it, food pyramid.10yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
First time making infused vodka: roasted red pepper, garlic, cucumber, pear, tomato, cilantro.10yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/food
Am I crazy, or is there a face in those rocks that almost perfectly mirrors Walter White's?11yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/breakingbad
Normally I'm too scared to play after midnight, but throw in +10 evasion and....10yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/PixelDungeon
Wow, this is the most cursed item I have ever found. I didn't even know you could find items more than plus or minus 3. (Shattered)9yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/PixelDungeon
I know I shouldn't complain but....+7 ring of force, just found a +3 blazing glaive. What do? (Shattered)10yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/PixelDungeon
Is it just me or is there something a bit unusual about this veteran's memorial?13yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/pics
Photoshop Request: This is my friend Ed and today is his birthday. He really likes The Walking Dead. Anyone want to photoshop him into a zombie, or something like that? (Bonus points for zombie penises)13yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/pics
So I got invited to a focus group today. The email was rather strange though...11yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/funny
This is even worse than those anti-smoking ads...shaming people doesn't change their behavior, usually it just makes them feel shitty.11yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/pics
Average Household Income 1979-2007 (Source:Congressional Budget Office and displayed on The Colbert Report)14yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/pics
The male and female names that have the most and least amount of sex, sorry Edwards.13yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/funny
A Very Unusual Christmas Card.....(from a 7th grade girl to her Science Teacher)14yr ⋅ portezbie ⋅ r/pics
