HIFW my coworkers compliment my exotic new perfume and I'm not wearing any. It's Tiger Balm..... c.c6yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Dear panty manufacturers: I thought you'd like to know how I feel about how hard it is to find bulk packages of all-black undies, when all-white packs are EVERYWHERE.9yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HOW after 10 years of working the most awful, soul crushing job, 3 months of frustrated unemployment, and 15 months of no-benefits temp work, I NAILED a difficult interview and was offered a fabulous, permanent state job.8yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
D&D is my favorite thing, EVER. I live in a small town, and have been trying unsuccessfully for almost 10 years to get and keep a group going. MRW my SO makes one with his friends and DOESN'T TELL ME.9yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My SO is talking about breaking up with me, my heath is failing, I'm broke, and my mom fell and broke her ribs....but people at the Ren Faire keep stopping to take my picture, so... Here's to you, life!9yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My cat cries in his sleep sometimes. HIFW my touch comforts him.9yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My kitty is in kitty jail (The bathroom) because she has a raging UTI and can't stop peeing. I can hear her crying at me through the door. HIF.9yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize my unchecked spending on tacos is threatening my newly acquired debt-free status.8yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I've been paying for basics like milk and eggs with pennies for months, but people keep asking me to join their sales-oriented FB groups. No new makeup or jewelry or candles for me, folks. :/6yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I got sassy at a job interview.. and they LIKED it! I start next week! HIF.9yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[Mourning/Loss] My Beautiful Merlin. He's Still With Us, But The Vet Says It Won't Be For Much Longer.6yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/cats
(Grief/Loss) Merlin crossed the Rainbow Bridge this morning. Thank you to everyone who showed love for him.6yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/cats
Me, when I have to have someone else take care of my cat for a while.9yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW Amazon says my package is delivered and I'm sitting on my front step where there is CLEARLY no package.8yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I hate how that super expensive salon shampoo affects my hair, and they won't accept returns... so I'm using it on my pubes.8yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW My boyfriend forgets what he was saying in mid-word when he walks into the room and sees me in lingerie.10yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My mailbox dumped a ton of live earwigs down my bra, and my kitchen cabinets fell on me today. But I don't give a shit because I got a dollar raise.9yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW My SO asks me to get him booze so he can get skinny and when I start to argue, he says, Yeah, but when I get drunk, you get drunk. When you get drunk, you get horny, and then we have intense physical activity.10yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my carefully planned, very busy workday schedule is RUINED because I can't stay out of the bathroom.8yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[Update] Merlin and I are at a new vet for a second opinion. He likes the big window!6yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/cats
Trolls, my house appraisal just came in. I'm going to get enough cash back from my refinance to get COMPLETELY out of debt AND buy a car that isn't held together with duct-tape!!! :D8yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my SO says he's the DD so I can drink at his company Christmas party. Open bar, Trolls!!8yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I have a prolapse. HIFW someone posts a picture of one to /r/WTF and I see the comments.9yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW the muscle on the side of my leg has been twitching and making it feel like a bug is crawling on me... ALL MORNING LONG.9yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've been binging OST, TNG, DS9, and Voyager pretty hard this month. MRW halfway through an episode I forget what series I'm currently watching....9yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm at work, in black jeans, and realize there's a huge smear of dried pre-cum on the top of my thigh.10yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I didn't know phones could stay linked to a network once they left its range...9yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
HIFW a guy I've never met or spoken to starts a conversation with I love you.8yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my female relatives post things on Facebook that encourage women to not expect him to help you around the house because he is the protector and provider and expectations ruin relationships.8yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my SO lets me play with 3D modeling software and the first thing I sculpt is a dick. >:D8yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm stuck at work without backup for the last hour so I can't even take a bathroom break and my panties have completely fallen down inside my trousers and are all bunched up in the mid-thigh region.9yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm getting ready for bed and realize it's 8:30PM on a Saturday night.9yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Some days, I wish more men were ogres: admiring a woman for her facial hair, farts, morning breath.. and combat skills.9yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I sat on my hair and I'm trying to pull it out from beneath me.8yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Merlin Update: Doing Better At Home The Last 3 Weeks Than 4 Days With Shifty Vet.6yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/cats
HIFW I make plans with someone, but the day of, they suddenly go incommunicado.9yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HAll I want to do is mow my lawn, and my FB feed is full of posts from people enjoying summer weather. HIF when I'm sitting in my living room, watching the blizzard outside.9yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I had a rough day, so take a bottle of wine to bed right after work, and halfway through the bottle... my smoke alarm begins chirping at me.8yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW a normally fairly positive sub gets a post full of red-pillers.9yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My Valentine's plans. Saturday is my 30th birthday, I've been unemployed long enough to blow through all my savings with no success finding a new job, my SO is perpetually not in the mood the last three months.10yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW a girl I admired in high school but haven't talked to since randomly hits me up on Facebook... to ask if I know where she can get drugs.10yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF watching 80s martial arts movies instead of Saturday morning cartoons today.9yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Pro Tip: Keke lime liqueur + Malibu Coconut Rum + Sprite + ice = AW YISS :D9yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Every time I try to do a mani. Every. Time. Polish theft. (Sorry for the picture quality; I don't own a camera.)11yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
HIF browsing /r/foreskins and other dick pic subreddits...9yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW the guy that I'm madly in love with slips that he doesn't like sex and he basically is constantly throwing me a pity fuck.10yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my boyfriends family wants me to join them for Thanksgiving for the first time, and I realize it's tomorrow and the depression I've been fighting for months has utterly and totally destroyed ALL of my grooming game.10yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my mom calls me to tell me my older brother, who I haven't seen in four years, just got into town for a Thanksgiving surprise!10yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When someone contacts you, begging you to do an urgent commission with a two-day deadline, then fails to give you any details on the commission for several hours, wasting most of the time you have to work on it.10yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/furry
MFW when someone in another subreddit makes a wisecrack post comparing TwoX to Down's Syndrome.10yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Finally got a good scan of my 2012 lineart, Big Bad Voodoo Mama and want to show it off!10yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/furry
To everyone who made memes about drivers who yield their right of way:9yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
HIFW Shark Week comes in the middle of a horrible IbS flareup.10yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My Halloween mantelpiece! (Cell Phone picture, sorry, it's all I have.)11yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/halloween
MRW I post a gamer meme to gamer subreddits and it gets downvoted to hell EVERYWHERE.10yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
So, Turkish military is using tear gas and smoke grenades manufactured in my hometown.11yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/WTF
HIFW I step outside into a -20F wind chill and realize my sunscreen is still moist.9yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW someone comes up to me when I'm in public with my pet, touches them without permission, then proceeds to make saccharine comments about stealing my pet.10yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Just when you thought the work day couldn't get any worse..10yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MFW the boy is struggling and squirming because he wants to fart but can't because I put a plug in him.10yr ⋅ pornographicnihilism ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
