u/porichoygupto

About 326 results (0.17 seconds)

A flight to Kansas.

6yr ⋅ ⋅

ADVERTISEMENT

When you make the minimum Credit Card payment after the holiday season.

6yr ⋅

⋅

Time’s fun when you are having flies.

6yr ⋅

⋅

Chance of getting the job? Absolute zero.

6yr ⋅

⋅

He can provide you with fresh prints.

6yr ⋅

⋅

They are ravenous.

6yr ⋅

⋅

Born to be an anesthesiologist.

6yr ⋅

⋅

There has to be an easier way.

6yr ⋅

⋅

First, a saucer of milk. Then I invade Czechoslovakia.

6yr ⋅

⋅

My Valentines Day reservation is done.

6yr ⋅

⋅

Uh...I guess I’m having a mojito then.

6yr ⋅

⋅

It is good to bee aware of the difference.

6yr ⋅

⋅

There has to be an easier way.

6yr ⋅

⋅

The culprit is a major D.

6yr ⋅

⋅

Drinks are on him.

6yr ⋅

⋅

A bit too late for confession, Arthur.

6yr ⋅

⋅

He’s feline a lot more comfortable.

6yr ⋅

⋅

It’ll look elegant at least.

6yr ⋅

⋅

ADVERTISEMENT

His days are numbered.

5yr ⋅

⋅

Are these my only two options?

6yr ⋅

⋅

The curse of the cursive.

6yr ⋅

⋅

Where The Burger King was born.

6yr ⋅

⋅

Man, I don’t have any thyme for this!

6yr ⋅

⋅

6yr ⋅

⋅

A bit too late for confession, Arthur.

4yr ⋅

⋅

Math. Not even once.

6yr ⋅

⋅

[deleted by user]

6yr ⋅

⋅

Be patient. I just need a little tea.

6yr ⋅

⋅

Also works as a Welcome Mat.

6yr ⋅

⋅

Instagram life versus real life.

6yr ⋅

⋅

“Did someone say doobie?”——Snoop Dogg.

6yr ⋅

⋅

ADVERTISEMENT

So....am I supposed to buy this or not?

6yr ⋅

⋅

The same is true for humans.

6yr ⋅

⋅

I yakked. I bet she did knot.

6yr ⋅

⋅

I’m hoping L is J/K.

6yr ⋅

⋅

I was so disappointed, I moped for a while.

5yr ⋅

⋅

Finish college and forever a loan.

6yr ⋅

⋅

Let me give you my exact location. I am

6yr ⋅

⋅

I bet it is Paul’s, then.

6yr ⋅

⋅

The Shawshank Indemnification.

6yr ⋅

⋅

It is hard not to enter this pun.

6yr ⋅

⋅

6yr ⋅

⋅

You’d be nuts not to.

6yr ⋅

⋅

Is that a question, Mark?

6yr ⋅

⋅

He should expect a long sentence.

6yr ⋅

⋅

The kid’s head makes me crave for chocolate covered almonds.

5yr ⋅

⋅

He was feeling a little bit off.

6yr ⋅

⋅

He is no longer worried about a receding heir line.

6yr ⋅

⋅

Not too sure what to feel about this.

5yr ⋅

⋅

I can’t Handel this.

6yr ⋅

⋅

ADVERTISEMENT

Tinder was just a piece of wood.

6yr ⋅

⋅

It went from tri-weekly to try weakly.

6yr ⋅

⋅

The most expensive window stand ever.

6yr ⋅

⋅

I’m no theologian, but that seems suspicious.

6yr ⋅

⋅

Maybe he is in the mood for a shot?

6yr ⋅

⋅

Suggestion 1: Handel with care.

6yr ⋅

⋅

He has blown away his competitors.

6yr ⋅

⋅

They are having a fruitful conversation.

6yr ⋅

⋅

The Queen of all elements.

5yr ⋅

⋅

Every piece is as delicious as the previous two combined.

6yr ⋅

⋅

Quick health warning: You can’t touch this.

6yr ⋅

⋅

The four building blocks of life.

6yr ⋅

⋅

6yr ⋅

⋅

Aisle for Cereal Adulterers.

6yr ⋅

⋅

ADVERTISEMENT

I’m no historian, but let’s take a left.

6yr ⋅

⋅

Is there a lifeguard around?

6yr ⋅

⋅

There’s always room for improvement.

6yr ⋅

⋅

Prophecy came true: Pot at the end of the rainbow.

5yr ⋅

⋅

In case you are really desperate for Vietnamese food.

6yr ⋅

⋅

It’s just a high-pothetical situation

5yr ⋅

⋅

His most challenging role yet.

6yr ⋅

⋅

Rebel without a caws.

6yr ⋅

⋅

The Burger King grew up here.

5yr ⋅

⋅

The sub has finally hit rock bottom.

5yr ⋅

⋅

ADVERTISEMENT

The Hip peas loved this stuff.

6yr ⋅

⋅

As they say, time’s fun when you’re having flies.

6yr ⋅

⋅

I’m ready to wok and roll.

6yr ⋅

⋅

He had a will, and he Haddaway.

5yr ⋅

⋅

Let’s hope: no chicken balls.

5yr ⋅

⋅

Everyone was scared sheetless.

6yr ⋅

⋅

It might taste a little Hacidic.

5yr ⋅

⋅

Do we have free will? Is there life after death?

5yr ⋅

⋅

Is this real? Or one of granny’s myths?

6yr ⋅

⋅

“Is it raining, Joseph?”

5yr ⋅

⋅

We must have missed the warning sines.

6yr ⋅

⋅

ADVERTISEMENT

Might be required for evidence.

6yr ⋅

⋅

It is a real do-or die situation.

6yr ⋅

⋅

I stink, therefore I am.

5yr ⋅

⋅

5yr ⋅

⋅

Divorce is strong with this one.

5yr ⋅

⋅

Refuse to be a pawn to the system!

6yr ⋅

⋅

The best parts are used for Guacamole.

6yr ⋅

⋅

Subliminal advertising: It works.

5yr ⋅

⋅

A bit too late for confession, Arthur.

5yr ⋅

⋅

He is also know as Doctor One-two, One-two.

6yr ⋅

⋅

You are turnip me on.

6yr ⋅

⋅

His dad is a bodybuilder.

6yr ⋅

⋅

ADVERTISEMENT

6yr ⋅

⋅

The cops will be dishing out tickets soon.

5yr ⋅

⋅

At least it’ll look elegant.

6yr ⋅

⋅

They see me rollin, they Hayden.

6yr ⋅

⋅

His exam Marx were disappointing.

6yr ⋅

⋅

Say Cheese if you hate Math.

6yr ⋅

⋅

This joke pans out.

6yr ⋅

⋅

He was always afraid of growing fruit, but..

6yr ⋅

⋅

That’s a sage decision.

6yr ⋅

⋅

Used to go great with Angelina Jelly.

6yr ⋅

⋅

Do we really knead this?

6yr ⋅

⋅

It is not good to have great expectations for this pun.

6yr ⋅

⋅

Orange you lonely.

6yr ⋅

⋅

6yr ⋅

⋅

The Roman Empire, please. And a cup of coffee.

6yr ⋅

⋅

The Motorcycle of the future: The Cowasaki.

6yr ⋅

⋅

It’s hard to say which witch is which.

6yr ⋅

⋅

Guardian of the Galaxy.

6yr ⋅

⋅

ADVERTISEMENT

They never stop coming.

6yr ⋅

⋅

Mark Wahlberg is really talented. He can do math on his head.

6yr ⋅

⋅

I C what you did there.

6yr ⋅

⋅

“Wait, this isn’t my Calculus lecture!”

6yr ⋅

⋅

Either the worst spelling of hors d’oeuvres ever, or someone call PETA ASAP.

6yr ⋅

⋅

“The Queen is coming. Please wear your family coat of arms.”

6yr ⋅

⋅

I’m not having this argument. This is bananas.

6yr ⋅

⋅

“Is it raining, Joseph?”

6yr ⋅

⋅

Please puddin’ a minimum payment.

5yr ⋅

⋅

Proud day. Got Fan mail.

6yr ⋅

⋅

ADVERTISEMENT

He’ll soon feel cannelloni.

6yr ⋅

⋅

A team effort dad joke.

6yr ⋅

⋅

This might result in a receding heir line.

6yr ⋅

⋅

Soon, you’ll meet my butler, Charles Mansion.

6yr ⋅

⋅

Modern Prime-Mates.

6yr ⋅

⋅

Some images are hidden because they can no longer be found or have been removed by the file host ()