My grandpa is remarrying and his new wife has six daughters. They will become my dad's stepsisters.7yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
A friend complained that people tell her she istoo cute/feminine to write historical warfare novels. Then someone commented just that.5yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/dontyouknowwhoiam
An attempt to graph and group episodes by their deviation from the world today.6yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/blackmirror
I am currently studying memes academically. I thought you might enjoy the current proposed ages of internet memes6yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/memes
My landlord was very proud of how safe and secure the property was. There's cameras and signs all over the property.8yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When you don't know if you have sufficient funds, and the card reader doesn't either7yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/funny
Messing around in the console and accidentally spawned a wooden Gordon Freeman used as a developer reference point.4yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/HalfLife
This just happened to my friend who is middle-eastern. The boss shuffled off, embarrassed, without another word.9yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
As an independent student putting himself through college, I wish I could just wake up and have it be a dream.9yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I'd like to conquer Castle Greyskull, sure. But these finance reports are due by 4:30 and they ain't gonna do themselves.4yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/funny
Feeling homesick...so I decided to make some Baltimore Pit Beef. 2 hours in the oven later... [1440x1072] [OC]6yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/FoodPorn
If you use Google Maps to look at Windsor Castle, the Street View person-icon turns into the Queen6yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/funny
The weather outside is frightful, but inside the heater is on full blast.7yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After hearing that this was our last day at WDW, the wonderful princesses at the Princess Storybook Dinner gave my lovely wife and I something special. Tears were shed and hugs were shared.4yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/WaltDisneyWorld
My recent boosts have been very successful! Lots of matches. Great job, Tinder.7yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/Tinder
This is the first summer I've had in a while where I'm making decent money8yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When the random number generator's dynamic cap goes on the fritz, leading to several 3000's mistakenly being given out...but they band together to form a new faction4yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/Num
So after seeing this most recent episode I had a need. A need for Gumbo.6yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/bingingwithbabish
Being from Baltimore, I greatly appreciated the Wire episode. I make my Pit Beef almost exactly the same.6yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/bingingwithbabish
Don't let this disappear: GME trading was halted at 10am to stop growth.3yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/wallstreetbets
Time Magazine responds to criticism of its controversial Man of the Year choice8yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/Unexpected
This hurts so much, but I'll keep smiling because you're my friend and I don't want you to be sad.9yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/FunnyandSad
[OC] For my cakeday, I visualized the numbers assigned in r/NUM since its inception in January. Darker numbers were assigned in the 30 days, Lighter numbers in the last 30 days.4yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/dataisbeautiful
Apparently they weren't prepared for the 100+ new people they hired yesterday.7yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
For my cakeday, I visualized the numbers assigned in r/NUM since its inception in January. Darker numbers were assigned in the 30 days, Lighter numbers in the last 30 days.4yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/Num
Two weeks ago I cleanly sliced off the tip of my finger with a mandoline. Today, you can see each layer of skin healing separately.10yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
Fuck self-service checkouts, fuck grocery store cashiers, fuck my life.7yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
LPT: Sometimes, randomly, the Cyber Police will recruit you by hacking your internet browser. Be ready.10yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/facepalm
Extremely STRONG Vietnam soldier gets double upgraded to first class after enduring abuse5yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/thatHappened
Two weeks of distressing, sun bleaching, and apocalypse-ifying, my gear bag for Dystopia RIsing is ready7yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/LARP
TIL that torture of a fellow human being is legal if the person was hurting an animal first8yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/thatHappened
A lot of letters have been thrown around recently, so I made this helpful infographic on symbols for the numeric sets of numbers.4yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/Num
[MMM] Unfortunately, these same Masons never updated them once they figured it out7yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/freemasonry
Those split-second moments in the movie that make the best reaction images8yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/zootopia
This typo is in a game that shipped to 8 million people. Just think about that.3yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/gaming
Today was my co-worker's birthday and he brought in a round cake to share with the office. This was the state of that cake an hour later5yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
I'm at GenCon and someone's made these delicious-looking not-cookies.6yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/forbiddensnacks
Every Valentine's day I've either been single, or with a girl who doesn't celebrate it. This year, for the first time...7yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
And afterward I got a lecture about how low carb lifestyles are unhealthy9yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/ketorage
[OC]Tonight's dinner: Pan-seared salmon with lemon butter sauce and oven-crisp skin.[4032x3024]6yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/FoodPorn
[OC] My AC broke at 1pm on Thursday. it was not fixed until today at 4pm.6yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/dataisbeautiful
Not sure if my GF is trying to deter me from cheating, or trying to develop a dentistry fetish7yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The number one way to make me hate you before I even talk to a real person.8yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Ex-marine bags groceries and fights wealthy, entitled America; Manager shows up and says nothing8yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/thatHappened
Of the ones he wears in the film, which Hawaiian shirt looks best on Nick? I like this blue and black one.8yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/zootopia
Throwback Thursday to another morally-grey scientist played by Jeffrey Wright6yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/westworld
Man on One Meal a Day Keto Diet Discovers This Hot Trick To Get A Free Sandwich6yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/thatHappened
If only some of my friends and family on facebook understood this...7yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Yes, it's bright yellow, but the ability to thwart crappy parking is something I just love.10yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/SmartCar
After 4 years of buying groceries off the state's dime, I finally make enough money to be ineligible for food stamps. I just spent the last of it and I feel amazing.10yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/pics
Cincinnati underground power and communications lines (Explanation in comments) [OC]10yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
Don't be a dick when you go to see Deadpool; the distributor is on your side.8yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I tried to take the CD out of a coworker's computer at work when...9yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
