You were built for pleasure!

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🌈Bringing tidings of RAINBOWS! 🌈

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Nothing beats that demonic glow ✨

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Bi💰irl

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✨disappears into the forest✨

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Too many trees, too little time ✨🌳

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It’s not sweat, it’s a goddess-like glow 💪🏼✨🦉

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All hail the girl moss! ✨

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Cats make everything better 🐈

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Excited for that Autumnal body 🎃✨

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So good, so good 🎶🦇

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*stares longingly at the water*

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Mount Olympus here I come ✨

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❄️check on your local cryptid pals❄️

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Totally worth it 🔥

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This is a different type of eclipse

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What’s your personal magic?

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Introducing my gf as ‘Chaos Pixie’ from now on ✨

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Support your local cryptids

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My powers are great enough to fool even my own brain!

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Fire burn and cauldron bubble ✨

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Wushing you all happy ce-lesb-rations ✨🎉🍾

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Honestly sounds like a solid trade 🥵✨

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Try telling a dude he’d be prettier if he smiled

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First holy communion

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The underwire just makes them angrier

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✨🕺🏼ah-ah-ah-ah...✨🕺🏼

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No, I don’t want a damn drink

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Me🍔irlgbt

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Turns out I’m part-crow already ✨

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Bi🍷irl

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Bi🫥irl

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Use your power, your words are magic

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Luckily I’ve had lots of practice for this

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Alluring crone feels correct, yeah

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Men: f*ck around > find out

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bi_irl

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I *BELIEVE* in the power of the peets 🐾🙌✨

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Don’t lie to the bones! 🦴

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I’m in! Who’s joining? 🔍🧌✨

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We meet in the dell at twilight - bring snacks ✨

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Sometimes cleansing is just cleaning

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We literally can’t win, almost like the game is rigged 😒

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Current score: Death 0 - Me 0

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I know what I’m making for dinner tonight 🥦

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I’d like to be a cat plz, sounds fun ✨🐈‍⬛

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Remember, you’re allowed to take up space

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I just want to praise this small act of rebellion 🏳️‍🌈✊🏼

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I got this, you got this

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Waiting on the devil like 😈

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Bi🦋irl

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Rituals are self care too ✨

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Don’t make yourself smaller or talk yourself down to make anyone else feel bigger

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Are you a hare or a rabbit?

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TASMA - Nothing Else To Be Said

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Work that gender magic ✨

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Fun for all the family!

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Do bingo wings count as arm flaps?

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Bi🥦irl

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The Vivienne, Baga and Divina in their Strictly outfits

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Time to sharpen your teeth, Trolls

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Valid point 💀

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Red wig and a silver mask? I *do* think 😷

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Jedward being the socially-responsible conspiracy-theory-challenging top lads we always knew they were

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Hell sounds like an absolute hoot tbh

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For my fellow trolls going through some shit right now ❤️

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Because global pandemics are hard enough

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Have you tried keeping it in your pants, guys?

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Red wig and a silver mask? I *do* think 😷

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*goes off to find bottle opener*

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Tag yourselves, I’m pierogi

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I turned my campsite into one giant water feature wonderland 💙

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“No clue” 🙄

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Chicken Cottage has had an upgrade

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My femme ass is thrilled to get 0/8 on this 💜

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As I can’t get to the beach, I brought the resort to my camp ☀️🏝🏖

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It’s Pancake Day! Pppppppancake Day! 🥞

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From a British satirical news site, and painfully true

5yr ⋅

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Found in r/London - ladies of Stoke Newington are trolls too

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Found on a toilet door in a London club

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Spotted in Mayfair: someone's furious with their Range Rover

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