Shut up, Karen.

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The media really needs to calm their tits about this.

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Roses are red, please don’t tease us

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Umm, thanks?

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I mean, give me a little credit.

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I couldn’t wait until October

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Why build a brand new McMansion when you can just suck the existence out of an old house?

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I love you honey but my recliner nest is very cozy

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13 year olds are the meanest people in the world

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Persecuted by sOciEtY

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Before and after zealous flippers dementored the soul out of a property.

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I either have bad eyes or a dirty mind

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My first Halloween decoration of the season

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Ladies can be horsemen of the apocalypse too, right? It is 2020 after all!

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My life is complete.

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If Ron White kept drinking

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It’s a win/win for everyone.

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Yes it’s not healthy. No I don’t know what to do about it and I don’t want advice because I’m too tired to fix it

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I’m not good at talking on the phone.

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I'm now officially the creepy neighbor.

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What the fuck

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I’d vote for Amy Poehler, not gonna lie

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Can’t get 200 teachers before September? This man has the solution.

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Wholesome Kevin Smith strikes again.

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Binging with Babish knows what’s up

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My kids have so much cash they don’t even notice.

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Feels good every time.

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Hey y’all, if you use a glass stem that collects oil and you clean it real careful you’ll get these. At a solid 8 right now.

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Losing weight when you’re old sucks.

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Had a stranger take this pic of me at the beach. My boobs have never looked this good in a pic before so I’m sharing with y’all!

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Roses are red, a canoe needs a paddle. My Xbox controller says

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‘Tis the season for ABV buckeyes! .5 grams per ball. Just gotta get the chocolate on em.

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The head of my sunflower.

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My kids’ logic on this rainy Sunday.

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Every damn year...

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I know how good it feels and that makes me happy.

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I'm thinking this cleaning company does business in a trashy town.

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I was desperate and it worked.

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I love my coffee waffles to be black and tasty.

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My Xbox controller says hello from Seattle.

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I stole this pic off Reddit and made it my lock screen wallpaper, I smile every time I look at my phone because he’s so damn cute! My little entbuddy... have a wonderful Friday ladies ✌🏼

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It’s true...

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Why are these so good?!

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Yep... you have indeed answered your own question.

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Up north with family and the only place I can find for peace and quiet to get high is my minivan. ✌🏼

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