Whoops their goes Susie’s immortal soul

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I hope you never see the Beast

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I love lamp

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Wholesome Masculinity Spotting

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Hat matte black

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And every southern girl is still haunted by the gum analogy

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Mrs Kipling

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Jewish Pizza Jewish Pizza

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God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

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Spread your tiny wings and fly

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They see me rollin’, they hatin’

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This explains Pennywise

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Nothing says educated like a diaper flipping you off

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I’m gonna need the TayTay stans to chill a bit

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I really don’t have words

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She got real mad that some people tried to tell her it’s unsafe to give toddlers non quartered grapes on her “toddler brunch plate” post

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La-la de-de da da-da

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Jessica was first used by Shakespeare in The Merchant of Venice (1596)

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I joined what was suppose to be a baby wearing group and was met with threads full of this

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Michaelangelo said it’s okay to be horny on main

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Like the archangel who aspired to omnipotence, I am chained to hell

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This is my bridge now, Goatman!

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Let us eat cake

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He heard music in the distance

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Chag Urim Sameach

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Celebrate Pride by only eating gay fungi

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A name deemed bad even by Mormons

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How they chose little N2’s name

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According to my dental office basic hygiene is “girly” [gendered]

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Fryderyk Chopin, ladies man

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His name is Valentino Dixon and he’s not the only one

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The ole dazzle dazzle

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My personal fav; All sex workers had to dye their hair blonde

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The best pie you have ever tasted, my lords.

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More than mammaries

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Have some serotonin my friends

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Also, like, how many nipples are we dealing with here?

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Pushing heterosexuality on fetuses

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I’m not saying we should get a guillotine but I’m not, not saying that

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It’s a perfect day for some mayhem

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When that Claritin hits

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The -Ann mom still currently trying to name her 10 month old

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In honor of Intersex Day of Remembrance (art by Sophie Labelle)

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All hail Shadow

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More than mammaries

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Look it’s Cas

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Ezekiel 35:8

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Things heating up in the FOP fandom

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Tis the Season

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TW (Antisemitism) Yes that’s her laugh react

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Vlad the Impaler but with Minions

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Milk me!

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RQF; Resting Queen Face

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A Reminder for this October

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CRAB PEOPLE 🦀 CRAB PEOPLE 🦀

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Where OP (unsurprisingly)isn’t actually open to negative feedback and NameNerds (unsurprisingly) thinks it’s a great idea

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It’s called fashion, Bitch

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And the Holy Ghost

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Happy spoopy season

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Karissa back at it with auto tuning tf out of her children

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New find at Target! Bummed I can’t find the sauces they recommended however

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When you want your child’s name as timestamped as humanly possible

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Minerva’s new best photo

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Because what’s the point of having a herd of Christlike children if one of them doesn’t end up a marytr for the cause?!

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Because r@pists make the best namesakes!

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God help this child and her inevitably weight complex

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ChouChou is here to make sure you floss

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Slow and steady

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Pecan #7 announcement should be coming any day now

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Is this why their is marshmallows in potato salad

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The abyss gazes into thee

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Baby’s first mental breakdown

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So much to unpack but let’s just burn the whole suitcase

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Get the strap!

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Tru has officially started scooching around a bit. Odds on the old blanket and glue stick getting broken out for him?

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The original name autocorrect got ahold of was apparently “Leighland”

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Karissa is now partnered with BandaidBrand and Sam’s Club apparently. I wonder if they’ve actually read through her feed

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Our daughter Submarine

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Link in comments

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Love the casual mention of Mandrae working from home yet it’s the 11 year old that is now responsible for feeding a family of 10, on top of her other new chores

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Batumi Mama (21 babies 2 and under) just announced they plan on adopting war orphans

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Look ma, no buckle!

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It’s like a dolphin screaming

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When Hekiziah is just too mainstream

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This better not awaken anything in me

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She told another commenter that breastfeeding would keep her baby “immune” from Covid

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Fun fact; originally they were going to name the show Alexis Texas until someone got around to googling it

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I’m sorry what

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Karissa is really claiming Anthym is now 21 pounds at a month old? (Birth weight was 7lbs2oz)

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Two new finds at my local Walmart, both great!

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Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene

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Never even considered having to reassimilate to the tech advances

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When that gender disappointment hits hard

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Big brother is Indigo Rain Destiny

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Super excited to try these once I get some sauce recs

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What a fun festive message Grandma . . .

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But you see the BABY is the one insisting

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Who wears short shorts? Jane wears short shorts!

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The Anderson’s finally have Covid

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When the best of the bunch is Uriah we have a problem

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She’s 8 years old and the random child she’s rocking to sleep is half her size, this isn’t a cute moment Karissa

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Just found gf Ramen and Pho at Aldi’s!

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He was a sk8er boi, she said you really need to get a handle on this identity crisis boi

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Goodie Girl coming in clutch!

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Stop trying to make Spurgeon happen. It’s not going to happen.

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Karissa is sharing posts circulating the antifa ‘members’ conspiracy theory behind today’s attempted coup and terrorist attack

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No David, your barely 2 year old is not an “aspiring little mommy” she’s just already been assigned her first sibling-child

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Of course they followed up their maskless park outing with a crowded restaurant meal

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Calling it now; another planes baby is on the way

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Purley Parsons is public again

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What is this creepy crawly I found in my bathroom at 4 am?

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Zsu once again proving her “mini Solomon” is her current favorite child. Remember when she threw Miriam fully clothed into a cold shower at the same age for crying to much?

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What do we think of this?KCMO Suburb, September

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The first time I was glad to be lactose intolerant

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Lucky Lucky Cordelia

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