Isn't it time?
My wife put We Still Do. 13 Years on this letterboard. I added a word when she wasn't looking. She is posting this version to Facebook as I type this without realizing the change. Wish me luck.
Spotted Dr. Larry Gengurch during an episode of IASIP.
The WORST way to attempt to win an argument.
My friend's dog looks like Falkor from The Neverending Story.
This children's inflatable
Sure, Leah...your sculptures
Looking good, old man.
This stray cat showed up on our porch and had kittens two days later. We took care of the kittens and got them all homes. After she had kittens AGAIN, and we got them all homes AGAIN, we took her in and had her spayed. Reddit, meet the aptly named (by my children) Mama Cat
This toy piece of bread
Shouldn't have gotten jalapeños with the nachos
Be a helper, as others have for you.
These bismuth crystals look like the remnants of a fallen alien civilization
CrEAtuRe of ThE niGHT riPs oFf US pRESiDent'S pRivAtE PArT aNd DIsPLAys iT aS A tROPhy tO ItS mAsTer
The official I haven't decided if they are dirty or not yet placement.
Got it, thanks.
This sign literally means nothing.
Thanks Lewis, I'll make sure not to tell you that you're my secret friend.
The happiest dog I've ever met! Reddit, meet Weagle!
Sorry you had to see this, Clint. Wait, no I'm not!
This lady has been sitting like this for 7 minutes now....
The floor before this, I didn't get a ladder until I broke the LAST stone. Thanks for making up for that?
My son had to write something about himself on this picture. Of all the things he could write, he chose I will help you up. I've never taught him this phrase, and I'm not sure where it came from, but he continually restores my faith in humanity.
When you go so far off the deep end that even Joe Rogan is taken aback.
Shhhhh, dont tell anyone.
It snowed a few years ago in Alabama, and while playing outside we heard some panicked meowing from a kitten. We found the kitten under a neighbor's car, on top of the spare tire. We took him in, and he is the most mild mannered, loving cat I've ever met. Reddit, meet Yuki. (Japanese for snow)
These two Mustangs tail lights say lol run and run lol
Handmade steel roses I got my wife for Christmas.
Not sure if this belongs here, but I'm proud of it! Started off as a regular ball of aluminum foil.
Yesterday was a good day. Cool weather, cool car, and the coolest girl.
I can't hear you!
Ask me something challenging at least.
This Amazon review for a bidet
Little guy better start packing.
My daughter wanted me to guess which hands the balloons were in. I chose incorrectly.
Took my '69 standard beetle out today with my wife and kids. Rode on back roads 2 hours each way and ate at a hole in the wall restaurant. Posted about it earlier, but wanted to come back and put a photo up. Good day.
There was only one rule..
Startfruit Wine and Truffle Oil are the way to go!
Got this unique little boy from the shelter today. Reddit, meet Aspen!
Double the pleasure
Half price at a thrift store. Under $10 to re-live my teens? Yes, please.
Either they are the two smartest people in all of the internet, or they both are really susceptible to clickbait. Hmm.....
He is almost to his final form
I was thinking about also painting the bumpers, but I think I like the way it looks with just the rims painted. Has a nice white wall effect.
Married for 11 years. It's the little things.
The M stands for Machine you twat.
White people are aliens guarding an ice vending machine in Antarctica. It's production has slowed, and that's what is causing global warming. Since the ice machine has slowed down, we are looking for another machine so we can leave, but we haven't found it yet. Who knew? Also, something about Mars.
Which one are you?
I can't help this is the most efficient way to peel an orange.
Had a good scare this morning after a long drive yesterday. Turns out it's a bad idea to store oil containers upside down with the lid cross threaded!
I'm almost 32, but I'm not too old to watch a movie from a tent/fort I built for my kids. I'm cozy as can be.
This ad for back pain
Get out of here with your old ass meme
Hello darkness my old friend
My 6 year old son came running to tell me he made a fidget spinner...
Andy would be proud
Not a ridiculous deal but I got all this for $75. Think I did pretty well.
I'm not dating a blacksmith, but I know one and had these made for my wife.
Are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
[I ate] Cheeseburger with pulled pork, bacon, smoked sausage, and barbecue sauce with two grilled cheese sandwiches for the buns.
After Kevin Spacey's Let Me be Frank video, I figured I would get my kid a watch with a useful tool. Watched the video again today and this thing wouldn't stop beeping through the whole video. Money well spent.
Rainy day out, so I made a thing. This started out as a crumpled ball of aluminum foil.
No matter how broken it may seem, the family is worth mending.
Everyone knows the small urinal should be on one end or the other. Or you could have least put it in the middle for the sake of symmetry.
This TLDR is too long, so I didn't read it.
This incorrectly packed can of Vienna sausages.
I pray that one day these doors will fly open unbeknownst to the driver. A radiant aura will shine and shower me with glory.
When you both desperately need to feel attractive.
Jesus, we get it
Meanwhile, in Alabama....
My son drew a picture of me farting. He picked the perfect sticker for the head.
These bismuth crystals look like the remnants of a lost fallen alien civilization
So you're tellin' me there's a chance!
70's and 80's kids' books are way more intense than I remember.
This kids water hose looks almost exactly like half of a model DNA strand.
You had two chances at this and failed both of them.
🅱️ust do it
[Homemade] Blood Pudding made from pork blood, pork fat, rolled oats, and slightly overcooked jasmine rice.
My friend's cat went missing and left behind these three kittens. Elsa has taken over as their adopted mother.
The way my wife cut this pizza....
This double sink drains through a long slit instead of two holes.
🅱️ack the fuck up, Mark.
TIL to never dismount your horse during the fall in grass.
🅱️otdog down a 🅱️allway
Passed this on the interstate. Zoom in on the window :)
Teenage predator for Senate!
Why? Just why?
If I had known dog paintings were popular I would have posted this a while ago.
Jesus H. Christ, we get it.
I've been putting this off for months because I just don't want it to end....
Really takes me back
Seems a little under priced.
Everyone knows the small toilet should be on one end or the other
This Donald Trump painting uses only one color for his skin, lips, teeth, and hair.
Come at me bro
The repetition of the Jesus story.
One or the other, but not both.
This obvious knock off movie title.
This shameless eBay listing for Contra