They act like silver is so fetch

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Well, if you insist...

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Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

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When I’m debating whether or not to start my 22nd rewatch

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Improvise. Adapt. Overeat.

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When I find out that “C” is for “Cookie”

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The number of near perfect rolls we needed to catch the damn thing was outrageous

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MRW my wife asks me why I get so mad at the stupid car soccer game

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He can also remind you when it’s pretzel day

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I’ve found my people

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My wife wants coffee, I just want water. This is why I literally never use the app.

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I literally ate beans for breakfast, lunch, and dinner...

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