This pic of my wife and I looks like 2 pictures put together2yr ⋅ pirateanimal ⋅ r/confusing_perspective
My wife, in a drunken sleepwalk, found her favorite suckers, threw them on the bedroom floor and pissed on them4yr ⋅ pirateanimal ⋅ r/drunk
Did some service on a certain cell providers’ (can’t say) fiber optics feeding the cellular antennas at PBS over the last week. Hopefully a lot of Bengos fans will have better service next year.2yr ⋅ pirateanimal ⋅ r/bengals
I made this so you can easily show those Karens on FB how ridiculous they sound4yr ⋅ pirateanimal ⋅ r/FuckYouKaren
I work for Scott Rolen at a Restaurant in Florida. One of my favorite Reds players of all time and he’s exactly as cool irl as you’d expect.4yr ⋅ pirateanimal ⋅ r/Reds
Tortoise Beetles cover themselves with their own feces to deter predators2yr ⋅ pirateanimal ⋅ r/natureismetal
European tourists in US are freaked out by our bathroom stalls and do this.4yr ⋅ pirateanimal ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Update on the map puzzle: the deadline has passed and now a mysterious new message?5yr ⋅ pirateanimal ⋅ r/bonnaroo
