Tuesday...or as I like to call it day two o[f] the hostage situation2yr ⋅ pinkyshark ⋅ r/workgonewild
I'm going to go ahead and assume it isn't a human resources violation to wish you a Happy Valentine's Day1yr ⋅ pinkyshark ⋅ r/workgonewild
When your day is going too well, you don't trust it and then some shit finally goes down. Ah, there it is...the fuckening.1yr ⋅ pinkyshark ⋅ r/workgonewild
I've been at work less than 30 minutes and already I am using the word [F]uck like a comma2yr ⋅ pinkyshark ⋅ r/workgonewild
I came, I saw, I [F]orgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got lost on the way back and now I have no idea what's going on2yr ⋅ pinkyshark ⋅ r/workgonewild
Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should always save some of it [F]or tomorrow2yr ⋅ pinkyshark ⋅ r/workgonewild
You don't have to be rich to give. Your gift can be as simple as a nude.1yr ⋅ pinkyshark ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
I am about to do something very bold in this job that I've never done before. Try. [F]2yr ⋅ pinkyshark ⋅ r/gonewild
Lazy is a very strong word. I like to call it selective participation [F]3yr ⋅ pinkyshark ⋅ r/workgonewild
We will continue having lots o[F] meetings until we find out why no work is getting done3yr ⋅ pinkyshark ⋅ r/workgonewild
After a thorough safety inspection it appears the lunch room table fits all the quality criteria1yr ⋅ pinkyshark ⋅ r/u_pinkyshark
Running a hal[F] marathon burns 1450 callories or 337 M&Ms...not that I looked that up.3yr ⋅ pinkyshark ⋅ r/Workoutgonewild
Put me to work. I have some ideas that are really going to impact the bottom line [F]3yr ⋅ pinkyshark ⋅ r/gonewild
There's nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with benefits2yr ⋅ pinkyshark ⋅ r/u_pinkyshark
Some days I'm rocking motherhood. Other days, I'm managing snack negotiations with a band of drunken howler monkeys [F]3yr ⋅ pinkyshark ⋅ r/gonewild
Pinterest moms making their own soap and unicorn-shaped treats, and I'm like I took a shower and kept the kids alive [F]2yr ⋅ pinkyshark ⋅ r/gonewild
90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again3yr ⋅ pinkyshark ⋅ r/ButtsAndBareFeet
Showering as a mom is like an Olympic sport. Fans are calling your name and you're pressured to [F]inish in record time.2yr ⋅ pinkyshark ⋅ r/gonewild
Run in the morning be[F]ore your brain figures out what you're doing3yr ⋅ pinkyshark ⋅ r/Workoutgonewild
Dear Friday, I am ready for all of the adventures that the weekend promises2yr ⋅ pinkyshark ⋅ r/u_pinkyshark
I run. I'm slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter, but I run. [F]3yr ⋅ pinkyshark ⋅ r/gonewild
As a parent, my hobbies include repeating myself, rage waiting, and repeating mysel[F]3yr ⋅ pinkyshark ⋅ r/gonewild
It's not bragging when I tell you how many miles I ran today. It's so you don't judge when I devour the whole bag of chips. [F]2yr ⋅ pinkyshark ⋅ r/gonewild
