My cat is brown, and I have never seen another brown cat.

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I was cruising down the ice cream isle at Walmart and started laughing and snorting to myself.

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Wrinks!

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4...more...hours...to go

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Spotted in Largo FL.

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This robin’s egg nest outside my office at work! Such beautiful eggs.

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Every time.

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My dog’s Tina collar.

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Oh! Uh...

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Do these mildly vandalized ice cream bars I saw at Walmart count?

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Does your Sphynx wrap their tail in a fancy way?

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Hide yo kids

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Any name suggestions for this girl?

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This stupid “meme”. Accept. It’s accept. X 2.

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My cat left a footprint on my ankle

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Dogs shouldn’t be born because I can’t have one.

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Brody’s last trip to the river before saying goodbye.

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Gen X test, what is this?

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I was browsing job listings, and...

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I went to Mazzaros today and caught the barista in a moment of deep thought.

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Yummy salty and not bad on cals 270 for one. I love these because they’re freaking delicious and if I just want something quick and easy.

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This is a new one for me. Any other great names you’ve come across?

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Absolutely the most pretentious bullshit I’ve ever read in my life.

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Went to the puppy store to just get some lovin’, and this little girl did the trick (adopt, don’t shop)

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So sick of fear mongering. One of my Facebook “friends” posted this. I wish people could do basic math before they get their online medical degree. No more than 100 mcg/L of aluminum. ERMAHGERD VACCINES

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So this just happened

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My most recent procurement

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My local newscaster wants to speak with my manager...

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Our new t@b outback edition! Can’t wait to break it in!

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This creepy mural at the bar

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Can’t celebrates, had open heart surgery on Friday. Luckily the easy to get on clothes my mom got me make me look like a stereotypical middle aged lesbian or stereotypical LA Mexican gangster.

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This was delivered to my door

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This creepy af mural in a bar in St. Petersburg, FL

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