Usher’s human-suit exposed!

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Meirl

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Boy is she gonna be disappointed

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Think again!

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Rambo needs his caramel mocha frappe with extra whip

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2meirl4meirl

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Should this virus really be as dangerous as people are saying, capitalism will help it spread

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Amelia Earhart looking fly(sorry) in 1928

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🔨 🏳️‍🌈

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He’s gonna murder people to take their TP?

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I’ve played this game literally hundreds of hours and never spotted this fairy ring before. What a fun find!

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163lbs!

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This is awful

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I’m going to adopt this perspective

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Liza Minnelli and Anjelica Houston in Mexico, 1975

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Imagine being mad about having to forgo meat for one meal

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Finally, books for men!

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We’re so close

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Dad of the year

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HBD to the woman who played several of my role (troll?) models

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What did Sarah do?

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Won’t someone please think of the harm caused by inconveniencing privileged conservatives:(

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this is, and has always been, a big problem

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2meirl4meirl

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Murdered by a Disney screenshot

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This checks out

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All any of us should be asking from Simone is that she takes care of herself

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What a way to make a livin’

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Always or never.

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I suspect conservative cishet men are terrible lovers

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My toothless old lady likes to cromch my nose so know she’d like more pets.

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Barely satire honestly

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That’s how you do it!

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This hadn’t occurred to me until I read this, but yeah, I wouldn’t have been able to learn a single thing under such circumstances.

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Labor Day sure is great

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Women are too emotional

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Rep Jim Banks apparently does not want people to vote for him anymore

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Boomers on fixing America

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Pretty wild!

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Asked for so many mushrooms on our pizza that they thought it would be for a practical joke. They nailed it. Delicious!

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High stakes, but probably a safe bet

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Sorry, aliens- we were scared you were a balloon

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The struggle is real

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Saw this and chuckled thinking about that video where Melanie said she would be crushed if the gays didn’t like Yellowjackets

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Sorry straight people- no Skittles for you, enjoy your ...Charleston Chews I guess?

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Merlin says hi

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Asked for so many mushrooms on our pizza that they thought it would be for a practical joke. They nailed it. Delicious!

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Merlin called dibs on being our new Dungeon Master

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Good ol cheery Alan Moore.

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Young Arthur is so handsome I can hardly stand it.

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2meirl4meirl

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Barely satire

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Busted! NASA only just invented the moon I guess?

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Shared by a Facebook friend who 100% believes Lady Gaga spends her spare time drinking the blood of children.

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The sunset and all the air turned orange after that summer storm rolled through MD tonight. Unedited photo looks even less bizarre than it did IRL.

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Our 6 month old boy is growing out of his cute little kitten face and into his cute little grownup cat face

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I asked for extra cream cheese on my bagel. I think they might’ve took it too far.

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TIH meat coffee.

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Leslie Jordan in 1977. Rip :(

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I love animals, not myself

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2meirl4meirl

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I can’t stop referring to my cats as “my hungry guys”

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Checkmate, Dinosaur-Believers.

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The Child basically every chance he gets.

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2meirl4meirl

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And everyone cheered

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Yes, there is work to do, but it feels like now maybe we’ll be able to do it

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My cousin said this photo I took of my friend’s cat in her window was “perfect baltimore art”

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why I was laughing at the grocery store

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I just saw this photo of Bella Lugosi from 1923 for the first time and all I can say is wowie

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I made creamy lemon white wine garlic maitake sauce for handmade lemon pasta. Sauteed king oyster mushrooms cooked in butter and garlic on the side. Topped with toasted pine nuts, fresh basil and garlic simmered in butter, white wine and lemon juice

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Merlin woke me at 5am to show me his prey. He returned every few minutes to receive more praise til I finally got up around 7. What a magnificent hunter

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I have a text thread with a friend where like 90% of all we do is complain about our period shits

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Please guys

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No lies detected

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Just like Jesus would do

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This toast car I saw yesterday

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Avocado toast (bagel) with an egg and goat cheese

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Murderer on the beach

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Helped one of my favorite local animals cross the street today. Good luck, Handsome!!!

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Happy Midterms y’all

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Something is wrong with Roach

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Nailed it

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Bonus: 80s sleazeball business guy conman with bad hair and an ill-fitting suit in the wings

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Gouda, goat cheese and lions mane pizza I made

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Strappy sandals in NYC sounds like a nightmare

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Sarah Beattie always gives the best news updates

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Arthur flaunting his tum

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Benches don’t lie

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There’s always money in the holodeck

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What is this, a crossover episode!?

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Reductress is maybe the best barely-satire site out there

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1) this sucks for that guy and 2) somehow this seems like a classically Baltimore thing to see at an intersection

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Frog attack

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Aidy

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F 33yo 5’3 215-195. same pants, different shirts. Two months IF (May 12/July 9)- one month pretty casual 16:8 or so, one month 20:4 or OMAD depending on how I felt that day. More walks, less cookies.

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It would work on me

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All these people mourning Sean Connery are exhausting.

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This avocado.

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Quick plug if you love Jett, the person who plays her, Tig Notaro, has a newish podcast (about a dozen or so episodes in now) where she gives advice and it’s pretty fun. It’s called Don’t Ask Tig

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Best,

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This Jacob sheep I saw today had massive horns

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Hit the parking lot pickup for Blacksauce Kitchen today and got a lemon rosemary sticky bun. Holy shit.

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After meeting back up with Meredith Stout

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Spreading disease is our store policy thx

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Arthur says if he doesn’t get breakfast this instant he shall surely waste away

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The sign guy nailed it again

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Young Willem Dafoe could absolutely get it.

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I am so anxious about this week, trolls.

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The USA is really leading the way in capitalism

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Chuck calls it like he sees it

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Totally reasonable and not a stretch at all

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For Valentine’s Day, I got my husband a (chocolate) Model T car, a jar of (root) beer and a spaceship.

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Parked right by this BroodX buddy when I got home tonight

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This guy’s face got stuck, and would follow me with this expression and I was unable to stop laughing

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My caterpillar is just about ready to make his chrysalis!

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Whole new writing bag setup is basically perfect for me.

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The Instagram algorithm thought I needed to see this. I actually didn’t, but maybe you do.

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I see what she did there

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UPDATE: three weeks ago I pulled a whole bunch of kittens from a barn to take to a rescue, and was thinking of keeping this sweet one. Well, he got all patched up and vetted- and today he came home with us! Reddit, meet Arthur

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Yeah one that fills your lungs with vitamins and no cancer or some shit

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Always or never.

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My husband finished this trippy Dr Who piece today

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The whole US had the opportunity to watch someone exhibiting classic manipulative abusive behavior last night

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But it wasn’t a rock, it was a rock mudcrab! 🎶

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Get hyped everyone

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Someone said we needed more Dolly on this sub, so I poured myself a cup of ambition

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Me every time someone starts hating on what I actually a fun and good game

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A friend and I were called to wrangle up eight kittens from a barn today to take to a rescue, this one was so chill and friendly he politely sat in our laps the whole hour drive while the others were in carriers having teeny tiny meltdowns. I might have to go back to adopt him

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Please meet my perfect toothless angel, Gummers.

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Veggie sausage, veggie burger, griddled apple, onion ring, blue cheese, horseradish mustard sauce, sesame bun. Classic “I’m vegetarian because I love animals, not because I love myself” dinner.

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It’s one blue checkmark, michael. What can it cost, $8?

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Joe You Suck of the Biden Family Lies Family Corrxuption 4 Crack

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What else is there to do?

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Just one of those days 🤷‍♀️

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After my old fav pen was discontinued and my stash of them used up, my quest for a new fav everyday pen has finally come to an end. This is the one.

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Literally since the show was announced I was hoping against all odds we’d see this return and after ep 6 I feel like it might actually happen holy shit holy shit

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v important legacy

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Instructions unclear, stuck in kitchen for eternity.

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Shooting star cookie cutter or Lisa Simpson?

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Alec Baldwin, 1984

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Does it count if it’s a face but it looks like a different face

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Don’t eat shrooms and try to analyze this photo.

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Resin Wu Krang fridge magnets that I made

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