My fiance wants to take a break and see what positive memories draw him back into the relationship for a week after he left to visit his parents out of state. He promised before he left that he wasn't going to abandon me and had no intentions of breaking up. Wendys hooked me up tho

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I spent hours cooking a really nice dinner with lots of leftovers yesterday. my fiance decided he didn't like it and threw it away while I was asleep. so for food today I'm having nothing, as there's nothing in the house and I'm not getting paid until friday.

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I had to go into the basement yesterday and the dirt looked like it had large footprints in it. There's only one entrance and it's inside the house.

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I got this ad which was autoplaying and made me begin to dry heave. WTF

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Saw this and thought it was a super cute idea! Would be perfect for an outdoor celebration.

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you cant say sustainable without saying fuck golf courses

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My mom introducing me to her cat, the second she brought me home from the hospital. Eddie was the chonkiest cat I've ever seen. I loved her so much. She passed away a little over 14 years ago at the age of 17.

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Around seven years ago I bought a how to draw manga anatomy book at a second hand store. This was inside the pages. I've always wondered who she is and how she is doing.

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My friends think this photo of me at age 4 is hilarious can anyone make it funnier? I can't tip right now so it doesn't have to be good

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He's obsessed with trying to eat the fish food. If I give him the wafers he eats them faster then he eats cat treats. This cat hates wet food, hates most cat treats. But he loves fish food to the point that I have to lock it up.

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A friendly reminder...

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Mods that add extra emotions be like

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r/seaofthieves starter pack

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made this meme a couple years ago and forgot about it till it showed up in my tumblr notifs again

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Advertiser admits he gets to you buy piles of garbage, is confused why you hate him

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The liquid which came from my JP drains next to a glass of mountain dew code red.

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I couldn't sleep until I figured out how Turg's skull worked.

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I have never bought shrimp. I rinse decor before putting it in the tank. I drip acclimate and then use a net to transfer fish to the tank so that I don't put other tanks water in my tank. So where did this little man come from???

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Every two months I go to Costco. I always buy a box of rice krispy treats. I opened the box I bought today and thought they felt smaller. Grabbed a wrapper from the trash and WOW!!!!! That's almost half the size!! The box looked exactly the same.

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Just finished listening to a customer talk about how video games are all woke bullshit (Im visibly trans) and how he has a trauma of women and that's why he's single and also spanking is okay because his mom spanked him to make him stop torturing small animals as a child which he described in detail

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Oregon starter pack based on the people i know from the state

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what use is this recipe? the wiki doesn't say anything about the duck having a use, even for crafting

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drew Kevin's crewmate on a 2000x px canvas cause boredom

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The nanny i hired is a toddler. Not sure this is going to work out.

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This really isnt the own that they think it is

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Pregnant with exactly three children

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One of my favorite everyday shoes got a hole in the toe, so i patched it with a scrap of canvas fabric. Not the cleanest work, but i feel it matches my style pretty well.

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Got in my second total loss accident in my life and in 6 months last night, an hour outside of town on our way to visit parents out of state. Had to take an ambulance to the hospital as I dislocated my hip. Vacation is officially cancelled now as we no longer have any working cars :T

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Just out of a procedure, anesthesia is wearing off. Apply juice

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Tomorrow's my birthday. I wasn't going to do anything for it because I figured nobody would want to hang out. My therapist encouraged me to try. None of my friends texted me back. I feel worse then I would have if I didn't invite them.

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I connected pencil and pencil. We call that hating waste is “Mottainai” in Japanese. As an example, these pencils were every short before. I can’t throw away them, even if these pencils become very short. It’s “Mottainai spirit”.短くなった鉛筆を繋いで長くする道具があります。無駄を嫌うことを「もったいない」と言います。

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my friend was on the ferry when we were in the underwater loading bit.

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My sea slug collection :)

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Worm box (where i keep my worms)

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Had a productive Fort of Fortune!

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Early 2000s childhood but you were poor starterpack

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11 or 45?

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1:30 in the morning, can't stop crying and falling asleep at random times. I didn't want to eat today but finally caved and this is what I'm having.

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These little hard balls showed up on the counter at my workplace today. they are various sizes but all are round and very hard. I cannot break them easily.

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My partners dad bought me my first ever magic cards. These are my favorite pulls so far.

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Drew this a couple months ago but haven't posted it here. It's a redraw of something I did back in 2018.

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Found this while cleaning my house.

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Someone stole our oled.

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All for the hunter's call!!

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Worked 16 hours yesterday. Cleaned the house today. Nobody helped clean. Nobody noticed. Why do I even bother.

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“I can excuse pedophilia but I draw the line at homosexuality”

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The tongue is the cutest thing I s2g

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Should I cut the tag off of this little guy? He's on my keyring

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Dead stretched to 2g today

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Doodled little Jim

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Fiance got a free portable charger from someone. It was taped together. we found this after untaping it.

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Adobe wont let me cancel my plan without paying for three months worth of the service. I cant afford to pay for it and i cant afford to cancel it. WTF?

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Gamestop uses their own tags. They have to be changed with every price change i.e. daily.

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Klandma made up a fake homework assignment to own the libs

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Update: post office called and I was able to drive over and get my fish!! They're acclimating now, here's the majority of them!

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Fettuccine Alfredo that I made a few weeks ago with random pasta and froze. I don't deserve to eat it though.

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Very specific things from my childhood summers that give me nostalgia starterpack

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I'm ready for splatfest!!

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I just got this girl yesterday. Does she look to be healthy? Is she a good weight? Right now shes refusing to eat, I offered mealworms and nightcrawlers. She's about two years old, previous owner was under 15 and his mom took care of her.

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Why does my distance sailed always just have a dash?

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In a comment thread on here, someone asked me to post the actual full list of canceled upcoming physical releases at gamestop. Most of those games that were canceled for xbox? They're canceled on everything else, too.

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Only took me 22 hours but i finally filled a storage crate with planks!

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I've never been in a 100x battle, and i won the first one i was ever in!!!! i fell on the ground and started crying, im legitimately so happy right now!!!!!!

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good for her!

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sure, okay.

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This WAS my favorite lanyard. Took me 10 minutes to find my car key in the parking lot.

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I got this tattoo to celebrate both winning the final fest and hitting 3,000 hours in-game back in 2019. Always joked that splatoon 3 would be yellow and blue. Turns out i was right :0

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This one goes out to everyone who ever complained about pre-owned games without cases. It's going to be SO MUCH FUN explaining this to guests trying to do trade ins 🙄

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My mom didn't know what size tank i wanted for Christmas so she made this and wrapped it for me :''')

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Left a radon detector in the basement for a couple months. House was built in 1907 and has an unfinished basement. There isn't any insulation in the floors either. 😬😮‍💨

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Would it be possible to get actual surgery to make my ears look like this permanently?

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Bike shop throwing out unused helmets and pumps. OP said all still had tags attached.

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Found this posted unironically on a website about 30 types of goldfish varieties... The rest were actual goldfish

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Hit ten generations!!! My goal is 25, so almost halfway there!!

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I freaking love these guys so much aaa

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She's getting chunky 😭😭

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A book my grandma gave me, about saving your virginity (and kissing) for marriage, even at the cost of never getting married. super gross and weirdly sexual, especially cause when the kid is born all they talk about is their virginity

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Stacked four fotd, these are all going to the hunters call

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......that's my key. At least I have a spare at home, 2 miles away.

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‘Green Earth’ organic peppers individual wrapped

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This guy at valley river walked up to the cinnabon with no mask and leaned over the glass while the employee was working. I dont know if he knew her but she looked uncomfortable.

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Took me two days to complete this. I made a reddit account just to post it. Based on the thumbnail/photo booth bit from My Tomodachi Life cinematic universe is insane. Rather then drawing them as miis, I tried to draw everyone as realistically as I could. Hope yall like it!! ^^

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My soft taco was served open-face style. Paper wasn't even wrapped up when I opened the bag. I think they're getting tired of me getting just the free taco every day lol

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Splatoon 3 preorders are now live at gamestop! Just went up today!! im so excited

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I like to run reaper flags and force everyone into my alliance. free money!

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Why are the servers going down?

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lost the title

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A girl at the hospital made this for me. I want to make her one now that I'm home but I've never done this before. Does anyone have a tutorial for this bracelet?

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My toddler aged up while taking a bath.

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My new kitten has three extra toes on both her front paws

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Free cories I got tonight from someone who couldn't take care of them anymore. The albino is a good 3 inches long.

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Joined my friends crew to find this!

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toddler's got quite the grip strength

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Flameheart is just this reddit tbh

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we have the most competitive pricing here at gamestop

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I don't like that crack. I don't own the house or have the money to have that crack looked into. I've been told the crack is decades old. Is my anxiety warranted? The house is brick.

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I really don't like how toddlers look in CAS in my game

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Had to gut a copy from the drawer and found this.

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Help me name this little boy?

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Found a baby tooth my kitten lost while picking up a broken ornament!! Its so small!

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Spelling

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Kevin posing for a picture

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Help me name this little boy?

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We fished up so many keys my crew was at a loss for words

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My kid knows all about international law

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We found a big chair and all sat/laid down in it for a while

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I have to follow this dietary chart for a few days to prepare for a colonoscopy. But either I'm too autistic to fill in the gaps, or the chart is bad. I put in green the foods that I normally eat but cant find anywhere on the chart to determine if i can have or not. more in comments

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Ever wonder what the low poly islands look like? Well heres an outpost

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I'm looking for a sewing pattern that looks like this coat or something similar I could alter. I know older patterns did exist but I can't find any for sale.

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Lazy!!! Using the filter suction to take a nap.

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Every time i go to an outpost, it takes around 3 min for the vendors to appear

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Oh theyre vibing

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These lights are lit up as of today when I started my car. Parking brake is not engaged and I don't know why the green one is lit up. It seemed to drive like normal in the 2 miles it takes to get to work. Help? 1991 montero

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Oh whoa he really do be glowing

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Green bean and lemon!

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Finally got the last fish!

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My 2 year old oranda does this when i am sitting next to the tank. Swims normally when i am not there, and eats normal. What should i do, if anything? Perameters are all safe

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The stocking suggestions on this 3 gallon tank i found at goodwill

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Picked this up today. Time to test it out and see if i need a new battery or not!

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Looking for a tattoo artist who can match this style

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10 piercings and counting!! Still deciding what i should get next ^^

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I'm new to arena, can someone explain why these ships were out of bounds?

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I’m confused about the placement of が when it comes to counting..... Sometimes Duolingo says it’s item-number-が-あります but then it says it’s item-が-number-あります. Which one is it? Is there a contextual clue that I am missing completely? Please help!

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Can anyone identify these fish? Info in comments

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This guy at valley river walked up to the cinnabon with no mask and leaned over the glass while the employee was working. I dont know if he knew her but she looked uncomfortable.

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I feel like im always imposter, i guess its not nearly always but certainly a lot... i prefer being crewmate tho

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I made a toasted cheese and turkey sandwich. Trying to eat healthier and more regularly!

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