I didn't know beans could be so pretty.
Got a new workout shirt in the mail today..,
Some valentines for y'all ❤️
I told my pepper it could become anything...and so it became a butthole.
My first melon ever!!
Mickey is definitely partial to my husband.
It's a rough life.
My new kitty friend is such a sweetheart. This is Justice.
I guess I'm a cat pillow now
For bathroom art, placement is everything.
This is her begging face.
Teapot, Queen of Drool
Yes, I need ALL of these. And they all need to be on your bed. For reasons.
This little guy just came into my local shelter
My favorite pic from my most recent (and second ever) show. Sometimes simple transition things end up looking cool.
My new house came with these beauties...and I have no idea how to care for them!! Any tips for a complete newbie?
What do you mean 'it's time to stop cuddling and get some work done'?????
Being a dog is exhausting.
I broke my collarbone this week. Justice has taken to lying right next to it and purring.
I did my first show EVER!
That tongue tho...
This cat is absurdly cuddly.
But I don't WANT to get up...
When your pose says ballet but your hair says male pattern baldness
Thanks to this hobby, I've never been in better shape.
MRW my father in law goes on an hour-long racist rant
Got my back balance today ahhhhhhhhhh
New cat refuses to leave this box.
Here's Mickey, gearing up to do absolutely nothing all day.
So good natured.
MRW my coworkers talk at me for HALF AN HOUR about their childbirth
My little buddy loves car rides.
My favorite lettuce I grew this year: Bunte Forellenschluss.
Mickey Rourke works on his tan.
He's in love with this tennis ball.
Big Shoulder Problems
Funny, I thought scientists had more important things to study.
Facebook grandma strikes again.
Mickey loves naps in the sunshine.
Post-Surgery Cuddle Buddy
MRW a coworker calls me on my day off to yell at me over an imagined insult
Fwd:Fwd I miss having a REAL president!!!1!
The squirrels allowed me one strawberry this year.
Well I was supposed to clean the house, but Mickey just fell asleep on me sooo...
Adopted this lady today. I think she needs to go on a diet.
I've never grown food before...this is so exciting!!
I don't think I'm getting this hand back.
Mickey Rourke and his goofy little face.
He thinks he's a lap dog
Black Cat Friday: Business Edition
MRW I wonder who got me for Secret Santa
Mickey Rourke watches the world go by.
Mickey and his nap buddy
HIFW I realize I've forgotten my bronzer and blush that morning
Mickey Rourke is ready for fall.
Super beginner progress - did my first rainbow!
Mickey Rourke is all tuckered out
I love having home-grown salad this summer!
As it turns out, pit bulls aren't all that helpful with bed-making.
Maybe if I stare at her long enough, she'll give me some of her human food.
FWD: FWD: TGIF!!! LOL love those little yellow guys
FWD:RE:FWD: SO TRUE!!!1! I DONT LIKE EITHER OF THESE THINGS
An old classic, now with more iMessage
Mickey's new favorite chair
This was a great idea! - Cat
Relatively new to silks - am pathetically proud that I was able to do this.
A Case of the Mondays
Mickey Rourke is all worn out
I sense my lunch might be in danger...
Sometimes I think my boy looks part alligator.
After years of trying to fight them, now learning to love my curls.
Mickey wants to be a cat.
THIS MEANS WAR.
Here's Khaleesi, begging for scraps. (x-post /r/cats)
Fwd:Re:Fwd About time! Happy Valentine's Day love gramma xoxo
First tree in our own house!!
FWD: AMEN! I LIKE THIS KIND OF COMPUTER LOL
My favorite jacket (and my favorite way to deal with bad hair days)
I am grateful for Jesus! 1 share = 1 Yes!!!!
My beautiful Khaleesi passed away today. I'm going to miss her so much.
Merry BRDmas from my best bud, Mickey Rourke