Facts over feelings. If you can't trust graphs, especially those of the porno variety, what can you trust? They've never failed me.3yr ⋅ pick6061 ⋅ r/VaushV
The original plot to Arachnophobia. Jeff Daniels addition to the cast took it from dumb to dumber.3yr ⋅ pick6061 ⋅ r/VaushV
I'm so centrist, I blend my Miracle Whip with mayonaise until it matches Hillary Clinton's hair color.3yr ⋅ pick6061 ⋅ r/seculartalk
Racism doesn't exist. Question: I heard you sued your high school for being a victim of racism. Why do you hate high schools?3yr ⋅ pick6061 ⋅ r/VaushV
You don't even need to take a biology class if you supply the cadavers.3yr ⋅ pick6061 ⋅ r/seculartalk
The Wrath of Khan. Indiana Jones' version of William Shatner was my favorite.3yr ⋅ pick6061 ⋅ r/VaushV
Just because they couldn't see the invisible hand, doesn't mean it didn't exist.3yr ⋅ pick6061 ⋅ r/VaushV
Happy valentine's day!! I hope you fall in love at the rate of gravity and last as long as our occupation of Afghanistan.3yr ⋅ pick6061 ⋅ r/VaushV
The invisible back hand. The reverse psychology response to capitalism.3yr ⋅ pick6061 ⋅ r/seculartalk
My wife's doctor prescribed her the homophobic antidepressant Ben Shapiro for her sadness. Or is it homeopathic? Either way, my wife is now putting facts before her feelings, as well as becoming intolerable.3yr ⋅ pick6061 ⋅ r/seculartalk
A typical marker of a two yr. old who is bound to be terrible. That age has an alliterative description but it escapes me.3yr ⋅ pick6061 ⋅ r/VaushV
The latter is much less secure. But considering they're arresting God, I would assume their intelligence is lacking.3yr ⋅ pick6061 ⋅ r/VaushV
Happy valentine's day!! I hope you fall in love at the rate of gravity and last as long as our occupation of Afghanistan.3yr ⋅ pick6061 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
