Ermahgerd. So fucking deep. The struggle is real my friends.
I recently switched to Textra, and have been receiving these texts. I have no idea what they are. Hopefully this is the right sub for this.
But who holds his heart?
Good God, I have 2 washing machines.
Who is Waylon Jennings?
LOL! The Olson sisters in your cereal!!
I should probably see a doctor about this window in my forehead.
A totally true story where a young man SCHOOLS an old man on REAL music!! (Xpost from r/lewronggeneration.)
Ah. Good old Energade.
New England apart?
Found this today, been holding onto it for 12 years. Can't wait to get back.
There's nothing better than...
I'm not sure that's completely accurate.
CBS football analysts aren't that good at Twitter.
But sometimes TEMPORARY things are FOREVER.
Someones kid naming Smash Bros. characters...wait...what?
I think I beat the draft.
The Garfield where Jon drinks dog cum.
Somebody was cooking this little guy up. He seemed pleased to feed his master though.
In 2010, 50 Cent was a good follow.
My ROLB had 2 fumble recoveries, ~32,000 yds each.
I don't understand why the cat is walking into the computer screen.
Wait, how many nuggets now?
This poor meme has seen some things.
This is my pooter girl.
Do you even get it?
This what you get for using Pirate Bay!! Thx alot!!
*Extremely Keep em Separated Offspring Voice* Stop Appropriating Daddy
Keep it one hunnit.
Not even my self's self! Good God!
May be a bit early, but Matt Miller thinks we are going to take Winston in 2015. Thoughts?
Watching Private Parts yesterday. Saw this guy, who played an NBC executive in the movie. Wondering if this is also the guy that Jenna sleeps with because she thinks he's Jacks boss. Sorry if this is r/titlegore.
Laughapalooza pushing boundaries still.
I am the master of my fate.
Johnny Football flicks off Redskins.
Harambe jokes are microagressions.