To be fair, they turned out to be really cool, but I felt like a total party-crashing douchebag.9yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
If we tape the broken E-STOP button to the top of the control, at least the operator will know it would have saved their life at some point in the past...9yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/OSHA
The Walmart greeter heard me muse out loud about how I somehow always end up with the broken cart with the busted-ass wheel10yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
At the time, I thought it was funny. Now I look back and realize the poor guy probably went to jail.9yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
If you wish to charge your phone, you are free to rent time on the recumbent bicycle charger during your lunch break. All major credit cards accepted.3yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/ABoringDystopia
I knew it was parked in a high-theft area, which is why I bought the lock.8yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
It cracks me up how we've reached the point where this is supposed to be vindication.6yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Had a long and awkward conversation with my grandmother after she saw a post I made on facebook supporting gay marriage.10yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I was gifted this from a wealthy friend who had this in his wine cellar and I have no idea what he gave me. Can anybody here help me?6yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/wine
I present: the wired remote for our 7.5 ton hoist. Held together by duct tape, hose clamps, and the ever-fervent prayers of those who wield it. Built in a time when muscle fatigue was manly, and E-stops were for pussies.10yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/OSHA
Jeff Sessions, Rod Rosenstein, and next-in-line overseeing the Russia investigation, Solicitor General Noel Francisco, publicly laughing and enjoying dinner together for all the cameras to see...damn...Your move, Trump.6yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/RussiaLago
What you say when you're a mother in Baltimore and you find your son rioting in the streets9yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/TheStopGirl
My cat was snoring. I touched him on the nose to silence him, but he didn't flinch. I got almost up to the first knuckle before he finally opened his eyes. The look on his face was priceless!10yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/pics
My friend drove it around for a week before a crankshaft bearing finally gave out. Just kept adding coolant when it got low...11yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
I've kept this on my work toolbox all season as a constant reminder. GO BLUE!8yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/MichiganWolverines
In case you missed it, Hillary's excuse for not releasing her transcripts left this audience member unimpressed.8yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/SandersForPresident
Looks like this guy tried to drive his boat home from the lake. Got farther than I would have thought! Highway 34 and W Fletcher right now.9yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/lincoln
My friend dropped this one on me today. It was his excuse for never EVER wanting a vasectomy. The look on his face when I enlightened him was priceless!11yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
In honor of how really really ridiculously good-looking Calvin Johnson is going to be on Sunday, I present: Magnumtron.10yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/detroitlions
I frequently wear my Michigan shirt in Lincoln, Ne, and have been hearing Good luck this weekend, we're coming for you! from people all week.10yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/MichiganWolverines
My first attempt at carving a pineapple. I brought this one back home with me directly from Hawaii. Its cut up into small pieces held together with skewers.6yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/trees
After vacuuming up a spider, seeing him whirl around in the canister, and then 2 hours later emerging unharmed out the end of the vacuum hose and scurrying across the floor.10yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My friends and I carved pumpkins last night. Can you guess which one is mine?11yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/MichiganWolverines
This happened to me at work yesterday and I had to share it with you all. My stupid coworker has literally lived in Lincoln her whole life.10yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/lincoln
This has been going on non-stop for a week straight. I'm looking at you, CNN10yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Feel free to delete this post, mods, but I wanted to plant the seed and didn't know how else to do it.10yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/upvotegifs
Food packages that are completely impossible to open without destroying them8yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Yes, officer, I did assault him, but I swear it was aggravated assault!11yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I just sat in silence as she called out name after name. Did she really think I'd answer?!10yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
This hit me like a ton of bricks. Can't believe I never noticed it before.11yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Go to AdviceAnimals sub. Divide your monitor into four equal quadrants. TOP LEFT QUADRANT; DEAD CENTER.10yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Seriously, it's completely unnecessary. The little plastic clips work just fine.11yr ⋅ phroug2 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
