I got disillusioned with my wage slave life and watching Up inspired me to attach rockets to my house. For fuel I used a custom mix of kerosene and taco farts - on the left is me squeezing out an extra speed boost during liftoff. After a 6 month odyssey I am now an official Federation space captain!
After being a loner bullied at school for years, I became a sadistic serial killer known as Pyramid Head. I picked out a kid walking home alone to murder tonight, but when I walked into his room, cleaver in hand, this is what I saw on the ground. His life is a worse torture than I could ever concoct
My gay partner walked from Mexico to Canada on the Trail of Tears (RIP Indians) after being diagnosed with cancer. This is him before and after the tumor consumed his torso and spread out from his chin. Rest in peace, Pablo. I will forever miss your cancer tendril massaging my shaft during blowjobs.
