She's waving proudly round the world!

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Was told by customer service I agreed to the damage. Here I thought the unit wasn't meant to be dragged the length of my driveway.

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Apparently my mom put a mini world in her garden some time recently.

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I hope this won't offend any of my neighbors.

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Me letting the daycare know my daughter did break a bone there.

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I lol'd at this one

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While reaping the all benifits of their socialist state

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Get back to me when its sugar-frosted sugar-blasted.

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Noticed the monitor stand smirking at me. What an ass. 😏

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Jumping on the jack-o-lantern bandwagon. First time carving in prob 30 years.

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Fruit is spelled F-r-o-o-t

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What is your favorite 3 in a row episodes? Here is mine.

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Jokes work on so many levels

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Late Night Dadding!

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Asked my mom knit me this for a Halloween costume. :)

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I finally found a good one on facebox!

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After 31 years, finally decided what tattoo I could live with the rest of my life. 🚀

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Mother in law got us a cleaning robot. Wife hates the name.

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It's almost as if Kevin is more concerned with certain industries than he is the average American.

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An old friend of mine's Facebook is a goldmine.

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Noticed this might be the reason I wasn't getting birds on my new bird feeder.

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Co-Worker vs. Duct Tape

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3 out of 4 isnt bad

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Just had a baby. Got the opportunity to do this. Future Planet Express stockholder.

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Just passed the kidney stone bothering me for 2 weeks. Match stick for scale!

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Your your favorite comic book turned movie got a bad review.

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Patched that pothole sir!

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I only keep it around for emergencies.

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Transformer Bed Sheets lol

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Cover Page (x-post from /r/cringepics)

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Just looks sad now

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Co-Worker vs. Duct Tape

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Please disregard the block of wood holding my tierod in place.

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[Spoilers] Parking in a Zombie Apocalypse

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My Mocha being adorable 😸

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Keeping your beer on ice was so 20th century.

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The plug with this receipt printer i had to set up today :(

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Is that a lot?

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In 10 rounds

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To clean of their car.

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These guys count as one time characters right?!

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That's a lot of zebras

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Hulu is confusing me

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Second ticket I have gotten today for parking legally.

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I always hoped this guy would end up being a relative of Fry.

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My Open Table Name Past 10 Years

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Mid foot lick blep

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Saw this on a facebook recently

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So many jokes, one screenshot. (links in comments)

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When seeing that pre-order for Fallout 4 on XB1 comes with Fallout 3.

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At first I was kind of ticked off.

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Now, here's Sportsbot 5000 to tell us about two local gals, Amy Wong and Turanga Leela, who have won 15 Butterfly Derby bouts in a row, even as rumours swirl that they're juicing up with the controversial nutritional supplement known as nectar. Sportsbot?

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4 out of 5 dentists

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OMG! Stop already!

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Customer marked the nail for me.

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