See that? That’s snoopy. He tells me when to take my medications. I like snoopy.

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DiSrUpTiOn!

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Got the call. Pulled the trigger.

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Seems like a fair trade.

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But it wears smaller than the diameter.

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🤦‍♂️...River EXPLORations...you’re wearing an EXPLORER!!!! At least obnoxiously insert EXPLORER into every conceivable scenario possible. Why else own one???

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Who writes this stuff?? Is Enicar owned by this sub?

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Aaagh! What. The. Fuck??

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I’m Archieluxury, the Time Teller! Phuck me dead! Today I’m going to list 5 shitters you need to have as long as their names are Patrick Fillip and Rawlecks! Tell your phuckhead phriends it’s 10:42pm, let’s get down to business!

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Watch me watch my wife’s boyfriend roger her jollies as I put together the top 5 GEO Tracker models. Onward and inward! Ok CHOW!!!

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Screw quartz...plebeians demand Anti-Gravity movements!!!

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And I also bought a watch!

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But, sadly, I am not growing into it.

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EvErY ScRaTcH TeLlS A StOrY

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