This is how you boss.
I guess Heroic Hollywood really likes that film...
Their favorite dish? Chicken quarantine.
She's up all night to get called out on her bullshit.
There isn't even that much DNA in blood...
This is how you protest.
It would have been a different story if he was cooking the books.
Men feel bad about themselves too, Stephen.
Don't have $20? Guess you have to go without your not-kill-yourself pills for a while!
This isn't sweet at all.
Does Spider-Man look like the kind of guy to get a fake ID?
No one talks about this enough.
As a 1997 baby, I find this offensively accurate.
This is (not) how you increase employee morale.
I hope he's into that kind of thing, or that's gonna be a pain in the ass to clean up
Rule of threes.
Worst. God. Ever.
Drunk drivers are ogres, and not just because they have layers.
He must be thin enough to go through the cervix.
If I'm ever a teacher, I'm doing this.
Is funny because gay incest.
Playing a woman in a video game = sexualizing. Got it.
She's already so well off, what more does she want?
The absolute state of the MCU now.
This is how you creepy.
I love when memes turn into useful information.
Imagine going out to mow your lawn and suddenly you're in a warzone...
Also the name Aryan State
My brand loyalty is to English oak.
Business is hopping!
I hope this mother isn't actually going around telling people her son doesn't exist.
Not the brightest star in the constellation.
That's how you deal with that nonsense.
Don't show them to the kid until they're much older.
This isn't how cultural appropriation works. Got the idea to post this from the Indian saree post that's on front page right now.
Seems kinda dystopian now that I think about it.
Should I try this just for shits and giggles when I have a day to kill?
Look up more names like that on Jewgle.
Some guy on Whisper
IF I SCREAM I SUMMON HUMAN SERVANTS
Sounds like a weather phenomenon in some wacky DnD plane.
And school comes along just to Endgame
Chardonnay pairs best with a tossed salad.
*Shatner voice* KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
And prom's tomorrow!
He knows lesbain but not gay?
Sitting there answering questions like BLARGHARGHABARGHAHARGHA
I hope there's a video somewhere of Terry Pratchett playing Doom...
Who designed this and were they subsequently forced to sit in on a high school remedial physics class?
I'M PHYSICS RICK!
Because apparently only Baby Boomers can spell the word Help
Is this better or worse than the normal reasons?
Guys, can we not?
But it's our fault for not going vegan or reusing bags.
Quite the journey.
I want to think this was a joke...
I spared no flesh.
This implodes and explodes my heart at the same time.
Clean this family up with some parental floss.
Whistles his missile through Thanos' gristle.
How about both of you are awful?
We were moving mountains long before we knew we could (THERE CAN BE MIRACLES WHEN YOU BELIEVE)
Bra pockets would be so much more convenient for both men and women.
Why does this exist? Why did I have to be made aware that this exists?
This is also why Tieflings and Aasimar exist.
Humans are the Zeus of the galaxy.
Translation: I wish my employees wouldn't call me out on my bullshit.
They found pain in a stupid place.
Can you imagine a toddler with lightning powers?
A modern totem pole.
Notice how this person says God made you male and the OP is FtM...
500 years in a Horcrux will give you such a crick in the neck!
Some people shouldn't be parents...
Is it even legal to be this relatable?
Guy trying to give high school girls alcohol and drugs in order to get them to have sex with him.
I mean we can't PROVE he's a grown ass man...
I used to be this guy in high school...
EA-Nasir: Challenge everything.
WOTSOLDISDEN is my starter.
To be fair, you have to have a high IQ...
A turkey sandwich does indeed contain the flesh of a dead bird.
Just a small-town Batman, living in a corrupt world. Took a tank and blew their houses everywhere.
How did he keep it up in his sleep?
I don't want any lasers touching my food!
Sure, ruin the relationship of the person whose job it is to help you.
That's pretty much exactly how you'd picture him to look from the story.
Who's more insane: the OP or the last commenter?
Is Momo John Cena now?
I hope this is fake...
Gender absolutist says that God made OP male; plays himself, not realizing OP is FtM.
RELEASE THE CRACKGUIN
I wish cats did this to everyone.
Sure, because preying on high school girls is a perfectly reasonable solution...
Guy who thinks modern schooling doesn't teach kids to spell the word help
Wife her. Oh wait...
to catch a wild one.
Racism and creeping in the same comment. Classy.
Not a whore but will take money for you to touch a single boob?
If it were America, they would have gotten a reality show.
I've only seen the movies but this seems legit.
Whoever put up this poster.
And then both of their asscheeks clapped
Sure... you bleed DNA, you friggin' smartass...
I'm assuming the censored word is child
Sure, that's a perfectly normal and productive use of your time.
The absolute sadman.
I hope this is satire.
You're skillist and I'll sue you for discrimination!
Winter Soldier is one of the smarter MCU movies, really.
Gonna need a lot more than $100 to deal with this.
Way to go, Ford, you've alienated pretty much every sensible adult and are marketing to literal morons.
Really, dude? That's the first thing you thought of seeing that?
How do you do, fellow poor people?
[God] made you male Well, it's a good thing he's FtM then!
A piece of shit in-law, with a twist.
You do you, pal...
Imagine caring this much about the gender of toys your kids prefer.
Nope. Prices need to stay unreasonable. Can't have poor people in our classy chain restaurants.
Because that's totally how girls work.
Furries are basically the Okay but I'm watching you people of the fetish world (apart from loli)
I was unaware that this was something that hospitals did.
[God] made you male Perfect, he's FtM!
[Off-Site] Tumblr and Funnyjunk figure out how much Bigfoot spends on cookies.
I'm all for productivity, but not at the cost of the well-being of employees.
Sure, because a butt is apparently two dodgeballs, right?
Press X to Fred.
I feel like there's some commentary to be made here...
EXTREMELY rough draft and UNFINISHED world map for my fictional world. Occupied by four basic races (with sub-races in each), plus one extinct race. Questions welcome, can't explain everything in this title.
Who in this day and age doesn't know what gay means?
Even harder to imagine is having a girlfriend and still buying this crap.
My unnamed conlang, updated with IPA for script.
EXTREMELY rough draft of my fantasy world, made in MS Paint. Questions welcome.
Yep I think we are both somewhat right
Apparently Winter Soldier is vapid...
So should we remove all of the straight makeout scenes too? All the references to straight relationships and sex?
Second draft of the map of my world. Questions and critiques welcome.
My language's true name is lost to time, but its modern name is Old Gamnetian. Here's a few sample words, their writing in O.G. script, and their IPA.
Need a blazon and critiques for the rough draft of my personal coat of arms. Also, does it break the rule of tincture if I put the Sanguine stain on Vert? both the bear and the cantons are Sanguine, and the bear is contourné.
VERY rough draft of a fantasy world, drawn in MS Paint. Questions welcome.