This is how you boss.
I'm pretty sure this is illegal.
I guess Heroic Hollywood really likes that film...
Their favorite dish? Chicken quarantine.
At least they made it easy for him.
So is the government of another country running our video game industry or...?
She's up all night to get called out on her bullshit.
There isn't even that much DNA in blood...
This is how you protest.
Men feel bad about themselves too, Stephen.
To show a cracked phone screen.
It would have been a different story if he was cooking the books.
No one talks about this enough.
Don't have $20? Guess you have to go without your not-kill-yourself pills for a while!
Does Spider-Man look like the kind of guy to get a fake ID?
Imagine thinking that this would get you somewhere.
This isn't sweet at all.
The perfect boyfriend.
I hope this dog is/was found.
As a 1997 baby, I find this offensively accurate.
Sounds like a r/maliciouscompliance story.
This is (not) how you increase employee morale.
I hope he's into that kind of thing, or that's gonna be a pain in the ass to clean up
The deadline is scarier than her costume.
Worst. God. Ever.
I'm sure the thief didn't know, but I feel like this still belongs here.
Rule of threes.
Well, this is certainly a good sign.
Greeting the hooman
Drunk drivers are ogres, and not just because they have layers.
Someone needs to rethink their upcoming marriage.
I like to think that this is what Twitter was made for.
Aren't we missing something?
Why are you reading hentai at the soup store?
But where does he keep getting the coupons?
He's a little confused, but he got the spirit.
I bet he crushes a lot of Minja.
Wait 'til they hear they missed the World Wars.
A step in the right direction for Gambia.
He must be thin enough to go through the cervix.
If I'm ever a teacher, I'm doing this.
Is funny because gay incest.
I hope they're joking.
A sign that people are awesome.
Playing a woman in a video game = sexualizing. Got it.
She's already so well off, what more does she want?
This girl really missed out.
This is how you creepy.
The absolute state of the MCU now.
Shove his carbon foot up BP's oil hole.
I love when memes turn into useful information.
Oh, hello bear!
I hope this mother isn't actually going around telling people her son doesn't exist.
I've personally never cheated and don't plan to. Am in in the minority or majority?
Touch raised bumps on a wall, acquire knowledge.
Imagine going out to mow your lawn and suddenly you're in a warzone...
Also the name Aryan State
My brand loyalty is to English oak.
Business is hopping!
That's how you deal with that nonsense.
Those stickers aren't so ba- oh. Oh no.
Not the brightest star in the constellation.
Don't show them to the kid until they're much older.
Good to know who can make out with whom in cartoons.
Referee Fernanda Colombo Uliana 'mirin a player
A gøøse once bit my sister
Japan has a reputation for customer service, not customer violence!
Should I try this just for shits and giggles when I have a day to kill?
Seems kinda dystopian now that I think about it.
Look up more names like that on Jewgle.
IF I SCREAM I SUMMON HUMAN SERVANTS
This just makes me think of a bodybuilder helping an old lady cross the street.
Any Kraut you can Jew, I can Jew better. I can Jew any Kraut better than you.
That's not what she meant by Beat it!
Some guy on Whisper
Sounds like a weather phenomenon in some wacky DnD plane.
And school comes along just to Endgame
How to make consumers support slavery.
Neckbeards never die!
So really not much different then?
Chardonnay pairs best with a tossed salad.
*Shatner voice* KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
And prom's tomorrow!
In the year 1098...
He knows lesbain but not gay?
Sitting there answering questions like BLARGHARGHABARGHAHARGHA
I hope there's a video somewhere of Terry Pratchett playing Doom...
I'M PHYSICS RICK!
Who designed this and were they subsequently forced to sit in on a high school remedial physics class?
Guys, can we not?
Is this better or worse than the normal reasons?
Clean this family up with some parental floss.
Quite the journey.
Because apparently only Baby Boomers can spell the word Help
Layers of trash.
But it's our fault for not going vegan or reusing bags.
I want to think this was a joke...
How to completely miss the point in two easy steps!
Whistles his missile through Thanos' gristle.
This implodes and explodes my heart at the same time.
I spared no flesh.
Did you try the medicine drug? Replace all her blood with bleach. This vexes me.
Is her ass on backwards?
How does somebody get to this point?
Bra pockets would be so much more convenient for both men and women.
The pastor's comments have more likes than hers...
You just keep taking shots at girls who just don't get the joke!
We were moving mountains long before we knew we could (THERE CAN BE MIRACLES WHEN YOU BELIEVE)
How about both of you are awful?
Why does this exist? Why did I have to be made aware that this exists?
This is also why Tieflings and Aasimar exist.
What kind of women had this person been seeing?
Can we discount her from being a credible influencer?
Humans are the Zeus of the galaxy.
Translation: I wish my employees wouldn't call me out on my bullshit.
I really hope this is a fake story...
Can you imagine a toddler with lightning powers?
They found pain in a stupid place.
A modern totem pole.
But it's my plastic straws that are the real problem.
Some guy almost kills a puppy, then tries to get another one.
Notice how this person says God made you male and the OP is FtM...
500 years in a Horcrux will give you such a crick in the neck!
I mean we can't PROVE he's a grown ass man...
Some people shouldn't be parents...
Guy trying to give high school girls alcohol and drugs in order to get them to have sex with him.
Is it even legal to be this relatable?
Theresa Kachindamoto from Malawi makes sure girls get their education by any means necessary.
Literally the only one and this is what they get.
Looks like she really missed out on a catch.
EA-Nasir: Challenge everything.
How to completely ignore evidence while insisting the opposite of what the evidence proves.
I used to be this guy in high school...
Who's more insane: the OP or the last commenter?
Sure, ruin the relationship of the person whose job it is to help you.
A turkey sandwich does indeed contain the flesh of a dead bird.
One more black person than usual? Must be criminal activity!
WOTSOLDISDEN is my starter.
Just a small-town Batman, living in a corrupt world. Took a tank and blew their houses everywhere.
That's pretty much exactly how you'd picture him to look from the story.