My favorite possible Morty death:

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diarrhea

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I created a better flag for Wyoming.

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Redesigned flag of Jerusalem

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I live in Wyoming. This is the view outside my house today, May 11. Tomorrow's low is 16 degrees. Why do I live here.

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You ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?

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