You might be happy and enjoying life... ...but I bet you aren’t “topless while watching movies, eating yogurt with your hands, and hiding in a box” kinda happy...5yr ⋅ PhantomTesla ⋅ r/daddit
Sometimes my son is so smart, I honestly wonder how my wife and I are going to keep up...and other times, he tries to eat a donut by drinking it through a straw...4yr ⋅ PhantomTesla ⋅ r/daddit
My son recently started standing on the end table when we play him YouTube videos and we couldn’t figure out why until now... I just caught him trying to “touch” the next video button on the screen. 🙃5yr ⋅ PhantomTesla ⋅ r/daddit
Grumpy butt... My son taking his breakfast in the other room to avoid Dada because he’s angry Dada wouldn’t let him play with pointy tweezers in the morning...6yr ⋅ PhantomTesla ⋅ r/daddit
Wife had this aerogarden for over 8 years and never used it. Figured self-isolation was the perfect time, I can see why people love them.4yr ⋅ PhantomTesla ⋅ r/aerogarden
Some days are just “put on your monkey PJs, sit in a box, and watch cartoons” kind of days...4yr ⋅ PhantomTesla ⋅ r/daddit
Shifting with his feet, while eating with one hand, other hand hanging out the window, eyes nowhere on the road... I don’t know where this kid learned to drive but he might need a refresher...5yr ⋅ PhantomTesla ⋅ r/daddit
My 1yr old son has a plastic peel/cut fruit set...I found the “unpeeled” banana on the floor... Ummmmm...5yr ⋅ PhantomTesla ⋅ r/daddit
Crying because I wouldn’t help pull him through the bannister rails... It’s hard being a bad father. 🙃5yr ⋅ PhantomTesla ⋅ r/daddit
Three generations, spanning 70+ years and my favorite part is my newborns WTF face...6yr ⋅ PhantomTesla ⋅ r/daddit
Parenting, for those unused to it; Currently sitting on the floor of the bathroom next to the tub, counting rubber ducks with your toddler...but only after combing both his hair AND the ducks hair because all of them got wet...5yr ⋅ PhantomTesla ⋅ r/daddit
