Had a sneezing attack (not sick) and my daughter made me a “potion” to feel better3yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
MRW I start reading headlines about Joe Biden doing normal ass presidential-type shit3yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW I’ve been working for 12 hours and my register stalls for 2 seconds and the customer says “Ha well I guess it’s free then!”3yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/reactiongifs
My buddy and i as teenagers in the 90’s thinking we were hot shit for smoking weed outside of the police station.3yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/trees
After a three and a half years of fathering I am still NOT good at this. No I’m not fixing it we’re going out.5yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
This most excellent display my friend who works for Safeway just built and sent me a pic of.3yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/oddlysatisfying
My mom took in a stray and named him Garfield and he is THE chonk supreme and so friendly and cute.3yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/aww
Someone left a “money for nothing” card at our local downtown train station. No I didn’t take it.3yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/HumansBeingBros
In Toy Story (1995) it is obvious that this movie isn’t real because of how strong the claw machine is.2yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Thought you guys would appreciate this note from my grandfathers stuff from the Radiation Lab at MIT in the 1940’s5yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/Physics
My buddy and i thinking we were the coolest kids around in the 90’s for smoking some weed outside of the police station.3yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/blunderyears
From one white guy to apparently thousands of others; you're making us all look horrible.7yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Just saw this outside of a hotel I am staying in and I almost choked on my gum.2yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/carporn
Wife got me this excellent Rainbow Lattice Sunstone for my birthday. She’s the best.5yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/MineralPorn
My buddy threw a can in the air and it landed balanced on the power line.6yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/nevertellmetheodds
Found this over on /r/interestingasfuck and really thought it was sexy3yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/EngineeringPorn
And finally in 2022 the best use of Scumbag Steve comes to fruition.2yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
16 years ago my new puppy scratched me with her sharp puppy teeth and left a scar. She died a year ago and today my new puppy gave me a companion scratch parallel to it in the same spot.2yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/nevertellmetheodds
Dude you guys my 3 y/o landed a fuckin’ like 6lb Lake Trout on her blue Disney Frozen Rod! Stooooooked!2yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/Fishing
The Blue Whale is not just the largest animal now, it is the largest animal ever. Weighing in at 380,000 LBS (172,365 KG) one whale weighs as much as 136 of my Honda Civic Coups and it would be crushed under its own weight on land.3yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/Awwducational
My new daughter is healthy, wonderful, and the epitome of happy. So am I at times like this.5yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/happy
Upgraded a user and THIS is what I replaced. Jaw dropped. I just couldn't believe it when our desktop tech handed it to me. This happened TODAY! That is Jan. 15 2019 making this Laptop 18 and legal.5yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/pcmasterrace
My buddy and i in the 90’s thinking we were hot shit for smoking weed outside of the police station.3yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
I’m sure a million people have already posted this but as an almost 40 year old man who has been playing these games his whole life, this moment just now made me shed an actual tear from my lizard eyes4yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/Breath_of_the_Wild
I just found this sub and this HAS to be the most punchable face in all of cinema.7yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/punchableface
It took me almost 30 years and the Switch to finally beat this beautiful, beautiful game. What a blast.4yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/gaming
Got our tree for $10 from the deformed/bargain bin at Lowe’s and I’m so happy with it. All lights and ornaments we already had and $5 worth of stringers and tinsel from the dollar store.4yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/Frugal
Almost 20 years in IT and 30 in gaming now and I have NEVER seen anything like this sliding-bar mouse ever in my life4yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/pcmasterrace
I don’t know what you guys will think but I think this is super cool. Found in some notes folded in my grandpas yearbook from the MIT Radiation Lab, 19435yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
Thought you guys might enjoy this amazing piece of Labradorite I inherited from my grandpa6yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/MineralPorn
My buddies daughter is only 15 and she drew this yesterday. I thought it would be appreciated here.5yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/thanosdidnothingwrong
I’m playing through Diablo 3 for the first time and I just found a sword that changed my game completely and I’m so excited but my wife doesn’t care (she tries to act like she does) so I’m telling you guys because you’re the next best thing4yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/gaming
The FIY they put at the table for the first ever legal weed bar in San Francisco. Maybe the best time of my life. Shout out to Moe Greens SF5yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/trees
One of my clients today had this on his wall. He said he went to every single WS game that he has a pin for.4yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/baseball
I’ve sunk hours and hours and so much money into my side business and the fifth person to finally buy something sent me this. I guess it’s not much but it made my week...5yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/HumansBeingBros
The official stopped in the middle of a crosswalk at a red light starterpack.4yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/starterpacks
I don’t know if this type of thing is allowed here but I hope it is because THIS really fucking pisses me off.2yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/memes
I present to you: The landscaping at the condo complex where I pay a $500 a month HOA fee.3yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
I’m almost 40. I’ve worked I hw/sw, IT, and repair for 20 years and this is the closest I’ve ever come to finally having my own build. All I need is my processor, cooling, and my Video Card and I’m SO excited. I already have $100 saved for the card.3yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/pcmasterrace
Turtle, duck, and bullfrog bros all sharing a chill out on a log together yesterday5yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingBros
Saw a post on gif recipes the other day for fresh picked blackberry lollipops. Nailed it.5yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
The quote to fix our warped fire place liner was $10,000 so we just made the best of a bad situation.5yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/aww
I work in IT; thought you guys would appreciate the cheesy retro posters I have on my door. Someone posted them to /r/pcmasterrace a while back.7yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/RetroFuturism
Fell off of my skateboard on my lunch today, still had to finish my shift.4yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
My wife ties bags of dog shit tightly to the leash and just leaves it there for me to deal with when I want to take a walk3yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
One of my best friends went to Amsterdam and got me this beautiful light blue specimen. She got me zero info about it unfortunately..5yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/MineralPorn
Just give in an buy 30 pairs of the exact same socks and you won’t have piles like this anymore, and you don’t have to worry about pairing or losing them to gnomes, or searching for the “other one” in your pile anymore3yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/lifehacks
I’m not sure this counts because it’s technically outside but I grew this from the pit of an avocado we got at the store and ate.3yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/houseplants
On the one hand it’s no big deal, I know. On the other hand, damnit bitch you had ONE JOB.5yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/dontdeadopeninside
The FIY they put at the table for the first ever legal weed bar in San Francisco. Maybe the best time of my life. Shout out to Moe Greens SF5yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Well I popped my cherry tonight: basic pepperoni and pineapple. I ate the whole thing and am having trouble breathing. I shed a tear. Thank you /r/pizza, I wouldn't have don't it without you.8yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/Pizza
Update on Telephone Line can if you guys care. You are all right, I am wrong. You are all good smart people, I am a bad, stupid person.6yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/nevertellmetheodds
I helped a friend with her laptop and she drew me this as thanks. Pretty sweet.7yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/BSG
Gave my daughter a glow stick to play with in the bath and she promptly turned it into a mana potion.5yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/pics
Found this just lying on a pallet heavily used out in production. I have no idea what it’s used for..7yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/OSHA
Can you guys tell me what these are? They’re the biggest mushrooms I’ve ever seen. Much larger than typical dinner plates.5yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/mushroom_hunting
iPhone keeps notifying me about old messages. Yes, thanks my mom left a vm 52 days ago, great.6yr ⋅ pewnanner ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
