And, as my cake day draws to a close, it’s time to say goodbye again. I enjoyed explaining jokes again for today, and the support I got today was great, I really appreciate it. I mean, I even hit 500k karma! Talk about wholesome 100 keanu chungus! Anyway, I’ll see you all on May 24, 2024! Peter out!

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Hey gamers, Peter Griffin here, to explain the joke.

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Happy cake day, u/PeterExplainsTheJoke!

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The word has spread about my account, and I have been banned from all of the subs I’ve posted to. This means, unfortunately, my joke explaining career is over. Please do not brigade any subs I’ve posted to, it’s not the mods fault. Thank you and goodbye, gamers.

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If this post gets 10k upvotes, I will have sex with Brian for 10k hours, and post it to my profile.

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For every upvote this post gets, I will masturbate once.

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It's been fun explaining jokes again, but the day is coming to an end (for me at least). I hope my explanations helped you today. Bye guys, see you in 2022! Peter Out!

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Today has been fun, thanks for the welcome back gamers. Unfortunately my cake day is almost over (for me at least) so I'm done with explaining jokes again, until next year that is. Bye gamers, it's been fun! Peter out!

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Face Reveal

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Guess what gamers, I have a discord server now. Join for free peter nudes! (Link in comments)

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And, as per usual, it is time to say goodbye again. I've had a nice time explaining jokes again, but the day is coming to a close (for me at least). I'll see you in a year's time. May 24th 2023, mark your calendars! Peter out!

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The joke here is that my account is now 69 days old, and 69 is the funny sex number.

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Count me in, gamers.

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Soon.

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Guess what gamers, it's my irl cakeday! I'm 64 now.

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I’ve done it. I’ve gathered all 6 infinity stones, gamers.

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Happy cake day, u/PeterExplainsTheJoke!

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This may be the new pewdiepie vs t series, gamers. While this tiktok impostor is currently far behind me in terms of followers, it’s gaining followers at a much faster rate than I am. Spread the news to stop this guy from overtaking me, gamers. This is a battle we can’t lose.

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Soon.

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Oh god, the bot has become sentient...

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Don’t worry gamers, there’s someone who can carry on my legacy for me.

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250k karma, this is epic. That’s like half of the worlds population! Thanks gamers!

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Guess what gamers, I have another new successor, like kakyoin.

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Update: I’m banned from r/dankmemes again, and I’m pretty sure it’s permanent this time. Like I said before, don’t ping me on there, as I won’t respond. Just PM me the meme if you want it explained. Sorry, gamers.

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The joke here is that I saw hitting 10K followers as an absolute win.

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Today would have been Stefan Karl’s 44th birthday. Happy Birthday Stefan! Forever Number One!

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Soon.

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The joke here is that I’m the strongest man in the universe.

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There’s too many of them...

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My discord server is heavenly.

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I’m not like the other girls.

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I’m being banned from subs left and right for being a novelty account, and am running out of subs to comment on. So I need your help, gamers! Recommend some subs for me to explain jokes on in the comments. By the way, I’d prefer if the sub you’re suggesting has over 100K subscribers.

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Guess what gamers, I now have a minecraft server. Awww man. The IP to join is peterbeter.minehut.gg. See you there, gamers!

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Just a note: I’m not completely abandoning my account. I will still post to my profile and comment on my subreddit, but I won’t be as active as I have been this past week. Unfortunately, you won’t see me in many other subreddits.

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Guys... I shidded and farded in my pants. Don't tell Lois.

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The joke here is that this guy is trying to get 6,969 followers before his 69th day, because they are le funny haha numbers.

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The joke here is that I’m the sexiest man alive.

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I'm going to be taking a break from explaining jokes for a few days. In the meantime, you can explain jokes on my subreddit for me if you want.

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How many comments can this post get? (Spam all you want, I don't care)

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If I'm not responding to your DM, i'm not ignoring you. For some reason reddit isn't letting me send messages, they keep failing. Apologies, gamers.

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Just a note: I am banned from r/dankmemes, so please don't ping me on there asking for a joke explanation as I will not respond. If you want me to explain a meme on there, just PM me the link to the meme.

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Goodbye, fellow gamer.

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[IMPORTANT] While I may be leaving, you can continue my legacy by explaining jokes here. This sub will stay up. Goodbye everyone.

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This is getting out of hand

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I need something to spend my reddit coins on, so I've decided to do a reddit platinum giveaway. 24 hours from now, I will give the most upvoted comment on this post platinum. Good luck, gamers!

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I am now a mod on r/blursedimages, which adds another subreddit I can explain jokes on freely to the list. Link to the server and their discord is below, if you want to join.

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The joke here is that I am 100x better than the sonic design in the upcoming sonic movie.

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Soon.

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How many downvotes can the pinned comment below get?

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Happy cake day, u/PeterExplainsTheJoke!

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The joke here is that Peter and Brian's faces have swapped, resulting in OH GOD WHAT IS THAT.

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By the way gamers, we are now doing gaming and movie nights on my discord server. Join if you want to participate in them! (Link in comments)

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The joke is that you should follow this guy, because he makes le funny and epic OC memes. You might also see me comment on his profile sometimes.

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Happy cake day, u/PeterExplainsTheJoke!

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Hey Lois

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10K members! Thanks, gamers!

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Update on my previous post: I'm unbanned from the subreddit! Sorry for all the spam, this is the last post for now.

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Hey gamers, it's time for a competition. Using this image of peter's face, submit an image of the face on another character of your choice on my subreddit, and i will decide the winner this time tomorrow. Winner gets a special role on my profile and subreddit! Good luck!

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By the way gamers, you can also post or crosspost a meme you want me to explain here.

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I am Peter Griffin, and I explain the joke. Ask Me Anything!

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