My (boomer aged) mother after I asked her if she'd let my SO and I (millenials) move back in with her for a short time as we both lost our jobs on the same day (different companies) due to COVID downsizing. Some of them get it.

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I collected all the Dragon Priest masks and displayed some on mannequins in my house. It's bugged, now they keep reappearing on the mannequins and duplicating the 'unique' masks. Ideas what to do with the extra?

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Bro: you've posted on Reddit, right? Me: ?? Yes? Bro: I'm thinking of joining, can you give me your username so I can see what things you've posted to see if it's worth it? Me:

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I put in a skylight behind the village in my Dwarven Hall to give it dynamic lighting during the day

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He couldn't figure out why I was laughing.

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It finally happened. Been trying to do this for years. The perfect yoghurt pot lid removal.

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Today I left my company of 5 years and spent time and money making personalised gifts for every team member, and in return got a card signed by 1 person 'from the whole team' a bunch of the cheapest flowers we sell. I'm crushed.

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Not to be Plymouth removed from station

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On 28th Jan 2015 I almost took my own life. My SO stopped me and got me help. On 11th Feb 2021 I was accepted into my dream PhD program in my dream uni. Trolls, it gets better.

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Today I fell asleep while masturbating with my hand still in my underwear. Once I woke from the nap I had begun my period.

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My period has arrived without acne, cramps, back ache or period shits. It came during the day at a convenient time and place. It hasn't been heavy or clumpy. None of the normal horrific things have happened. I'm suspicious.

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I found out my partner turned down a job offer because the person who sought him out still associates/works with the abusive ex of one of my friends and SO 'doesn't want to be associated with a company who knows about an abuser and does nothing.' Story in comments.

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I'm really hoping this is a joke...

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You guys have broken me. I cannot unsee the pinhead.

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At 28yo and thinking I would never be able to experience it, yesterday I finally managed multiple orgasms. Solo. Can't share this with anyone irl.

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Bought myself two new bras yesterday and I have to keep reminding myself it's not socially acceptable to tell/show people in work.

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Yesterday I think I bombed an interview for a job I really wanted, I'm behind on making my gifts, my cat might be sick and my grandma just passed away suddenly - a month after my other grandma passed away. Trolls I thought 2019 was gonna be my year. I just want to feel Christmassy but I'm struggling

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Almost everything is going wrong in my life rn, and my depression 'comforts' me with the suggestion don't worry, there's always suicide. MRW.

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What kind of monsters stay at a person's house and eat their advent calendar chocolate while they're away? My parents apparently.

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My best friend, who I have spoken to every single day for 7+years, has ignored every message for a week with no explanation. HIF

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I just applied to a PhD Studentship on a dream program which I really really really want but would mean moving my entire life to the other side of the country before the end of Sept. I can't tell anyone irl. Trolls, this is how I feel.

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I bought clothes which are more professional and grown up in anticipation for a career change where that would be more respected, only for my SO to say none of them look like me. I just don't wanna look like a student anymore.

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Boyf picked out a hella cute ladybug bath bomb for our shared bath. Didn't think it through until it had already dispersed and it looked like we were bathing in the blood of the innocent. HIFW exiting.

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My period has a new routine. Bleed for 3 days. Stop for 1 day. Bleed for 1 more in an explosion. Wtf is this. Anyone have this pattern? It's been happening for a year and idk if it's normal... Should I go see a doc?

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This fob is a 40 year calendar. Match the month on the inner ring at the top with the year on the outer ring and it'll give the days & dates of that month at the bottom. 1989-2028

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Went in a little hard on myself today and now my clit and the tip of my middle finger is bruised. This is my walk now...

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This year I actually have the money to be able to throw myself the halloween birthday party I've always wanted. Just picked up some decorations. HIF

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DAE ever get the feeling that, no matter what is going right or wrong in their lives, they're exactly where they're meant to be?

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Ladies, I'm drunk. I think I'm fucking up my life but I don't know how to change it.

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My company reduced the size of the till roll centre so less cardboard is used to make them but didn't change the machines so they still register the roll as 'empty' at the same width as the previous design. This roll is 'empty' and will stop the till working until the roll is changed.

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