[MEME] When you're a police officer cross-trained as an EMT and are browsing PNS today4yr ⋅ PerestroikaPal ⋅ r/ProtectAndServe
TFW your GME 3/26 covered strangle ($170P / $180CC) ends the day exactly where you wanted it3yr ⋅ PerestroikaPal ⋅ r/thetagang
/r/GME waiting for share price to go up $0.50 so they can tell us how quiet we're being today3yr ⋅ PerestroikaPal ⋅ r/gme_meltdown
[MEME] When you're 5 minutes into your shift and the call screen is 22 deep with fender benders, civil disputes, and homeless sex complaints4yr ⋅ PerestroikaPal ⋅ r/ProtectAndServe
Probably more vegagang than theta, but at this point I'm retiring from selling meme stock options3yr ⋅ PerestroikaPal ⋅ r/thetagang
Everything is tied up in CSPs and CCs...nothing to look forward to in the market next week3yr ⋅ PerestroikaPal ⋅ r/thetagang
[MEME]- DUI defense attorneys make every report have to be 4x as long4yr ⋅ PerestroikaPal ⋅ r/ProtectAndServe
[MEME] - When your combative arrestee gets stuffed into the drunk tank at the jail4yr ⋅ PerestroikaPal ⋅ r/ProtectAndServe
[MEME] - When the IA LT asks if there's anything about your use of force that you'd like to discuss4yr ⋅ PerestroikaPal ⋅ r/ProtectAndServe
[MEME] - When your captain just wants to talk but slides a Garrity form in front of you4yr ⋅ PerestroikaPal ⋅ r/ProtectAndServe
[MEME] - When the belligerent motorist you've pulled over says I pay your salary!4yr ⋅ PerestroikaPal ⋅ r/ProtectAndServe
Reverse meltdown - MFW I sold all my AMC shares last week and missed out on 280k worth of gains3yr ⋅ PerestroikaPal ⋅ r/gme_meltdown
[MEME] - When you're done searching your arrestee and they say you missed the bag of heroin packed up my ass4yr ⋅ PerestroikaPal ⋅ r/ProtectAndServe
[MEME] - What good are SCOTUS opinions if you can't write some quotes into your reports?4yr ⋅ PerestroikaPal ⋅ r/ProtectAndServe
I was so preoccupied with whether or not I could that I never stopped to think if I should4yr ⋅ PerestroikaPal ⋅ r/Tools
I don't believe in the MOASS but I do believe in selling options to idiot apes and making bank3yr ⋅ PerestroikaPal ⋅ r/gme_meltdown
Thanks aPeS, officially crossed 60k in YTD profit today, all from selling AMC/GME options to the cultists3yr ⋅ PerestroikaPal ⋅ r/gme_meltdown
GME Bagholders watching their life savings go down the drain, realizing they could have sold at $350 two weeks ago3yr ⋅ PerestroikaPal ⋅ r/gme_meltdown
That feeling when you make more $$ selling options to GME cultists than they ever will make from the inevitable MOASS3yr ⋅ PerestroikaPal ⋅ r/gme_meltdown
Figured I would get it out of the way now: y'all real quiet today3yr ⋅ PerestroikaPal ⋅ r/gme_meltdown
When you can't quite settle on a single tool brand, but want your chargers all in one convenient place4yr ⋅ PerestroikaPal ⋅ r/Tools
Guise I swear this one-month chart isn't GME bleeding out on a slow downward trend. That's what the hedgies want you to think3yr ⋅ PerestroikaPal ⋅ r/gme_meltdown
I was so preoccupied with whether or not I could that I never stopped to think if I should6yr ⋅ PerestroikaPal ⋅ r/Tools
Wow, and I thought GME bagholders were delusional. AMC @ 200k / share = 90 trillion market cap. Seems legit.3yr ⋅ PerestroikaPal ⋅ r/gme_meltdown
TFW you swing trade AMC and make $18k, then sell because you don't buy the MOASS theories for one second3yr ⋅ PerestroikaPal ⋅ r/gme_meltdown
TIL Asmodee sells commemorative bags of potato chips celebrating the first part of the L5R BANZAI chant7yr ⋅ PerestroikaPal ⋅ r/boardgamescirclejerk
When you keep trying to buy the dip but the market continues dropping6yr ⋅ PerestroikaPal ⋅ r/wallstreetbets
