MFW my dad watches Hozier's Take Me To Church performance at the Grammy's and asks me if it'd be an appropriate song for him to play at church.9yr ⋅ Penguin_Jane ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
It's hard to believe this guy was given a 60% chance of survival. Just look at him now!8yr ⋅ Penguin_Jane ⋅ r/happy
MFW I realize that the thing my dog is happily chewing on is my menstrual cup...9yr ⋅ Penguin_Jane ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm so happy to see just how much progress my baby Butters has made in just two months!8yr ⋅ Penguin_Jane ⋅ r/lookatmydog
So embarassed! This just happened when I got my drink at Starbucks.10yr ⋅ Penguin_Jane ⋅ r/bigboobproblems
MFW I told my SO that when we have sex on my period he's pumping iron10yr ⋅ Penguin_Jane ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I've had a crappy day and all I want to do is drown myself in booze10yr ⋅ Penguin_Jane ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Someone actually did this to me today, and it helped [x-post from r/adviceanimals]10yr ⋅ Penguin_Jane ⋅ r/trolldepression
Butters has come a long way since his craniotomy. Happy Saint Patty's!8yr ⋅ Penguin_Jane ⋅ r/dogswearinghats
New favorite product: L'Oreal Excellence HiColor Red. It REALLY came out red!12yr ⋅ Penguin_Jane ⋅ r/FancyFollicles
MFW my doctor told me my stitches got infected and I have to stay bedridden for the next month until it heals.9yr ⋅ Penguin_Jane ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Ed Sheeran is the only ginger that has soul - My sister's reaction to listening to Don't10yr ⋅ Penguin_Jane ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW its Shark Week and I realized I bought a box of expired Haagen-Dazs ice cream bars (they were the vanilla milk chocolate almond bar ones, too!!!)10yr ⋅ Penguin_Jane ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
A guy pointed at me and told me, Tonight...you and handed me this napkin. 12yr ⋅ Penguin_Jane ⋅ r/AquaJail
