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r/fitnesscirclejerk

[SHITEXPO 2023] [NOT A JERK] I found the tiny gym rat keychains *adorable* Cute and clever. What can I say, I'm a sucker for a charmingly drawn/crafted pun.

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loseit and fittit irl

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I only measure weight in kg because I refuse to go to the pound.

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fear not, my stale breadmen

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[SHITEXPO 2023] KETO BRICK

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[SHITEXPO 2023] Okay guys, I don't want to peak too early, but this is a.........BLOCKCHAIN FITNESS NFT

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[SHITEXPO 2023] LIFT ANGRY. WOLVES AMONG SHEEP. NEVER SURRENDER.

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[SHITEXPO 2023] Fitness Circle Blerk

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2022 POINT SYSTEM. /// Starting RIGHT FUCKING NOW /// Earn a point for copying&pasting a section of the fittit wiki + linking the wiki, to answer questions. /// any tone of snark will nullify points /// if you OP is a mental malfeasant you can do as you wish, but only after your initial c/p+link

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8 years ago I burned my old self to the ground and arose from the ashes, a yellow, squeaky phoenix. In honor of that day, I will grant immunity to the assless masses. Come forth and ask forgiveness, and you will be pardoned and flaired, and allowed to walk amongst us unharmed.

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[SHITEXPO 2023] SO IT BEGINS. WANT TO WIN SOME SWAG???

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TODAY IS GLOBAL ASS FORGIVENESS DAY!!!!!! All you assless newpots: If this post gets 150 upvotes AND your comment of I do not want to post ass within this post gets 25 upvotes, I will grant three of you ass immunity, and you will be free to post without harASSment

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[SHITEXPO 2023] POSSIBLY THE BEST TASTING WATER IN THE UNIVERSE

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[SHITEXPO 2023] These guys definitely look like ultimate males

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[SHITEXPO 2023] Vrrom Vroom

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[SHITEXPO 2023] This guy is here every year

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[SHITEXPO 2023] My basic bitch ass thought this was delicious. I get what they're doing. I don't hate it.

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[SHITEXPO 2023] Reclaim your life from chronic pain and learn to manage your symptoms from the comfort of our expensive virtual reality system that we somehow claim we've been working on for 30 years.

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[Sunday Fail Thread] Last week The_Fatalist demonstrated he's stronger while sick than any of us are well, nobodyimportxnt considered going to the gym while still sick, which is fucking stupid, and TehFuriousOne isn't allowed to call someone a filthy rotten godless son of a whore anymore.

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AND THE WINNERS ARE...............................stjep and exskeletor. DM me your addresses. I will take not further questions at this time.

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Never skip shank and palmate day

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[SHITEXPO 2023] Oh good, this is definitely not an over saturated market

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[Sunday Fail Thread] Last week Alakazam admitted he'll never be a beefcake, MCHammerCurls admitted she looks weak, and a handful of you idiots entered a peptide pact. Tell me, fcj, what is your fail this week?

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[SHITEXPO 2023] why

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[SHITEXPO 2023] Why choke down a scoop of protein powder when you can choke down a dry puck of dust meant to resemble a pop tart?

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[SUNDAY FAIL THREAD] LTUTD had sad, uncool tits, DickFromRichard learned the pirate origin story, and GirloftheWell could not control her groce ass. Tell me fcj, how did you fail this week?

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[SHITEXPO 2023] Hydrate organically

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Me too, Surrey Heath. Me too.

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[SHITEXPO 2023] This is a $200 posture correcting tank top

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[Sunday Fail Thread] Last week xulu7 demonstrated his lack of taste by continuing to post here, cilantno turned 30 earlier than expected, and Lesrek's parents tried to have a retroactive abortion. Tell me, fcj, how did you fail this week?

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[Sunday Fail Thread] Last week some of you thought links to 10 year old posts were the actual fail thread. Tell me, FCJ, how did you fail this week?

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[Sunday Fail Thread] Last week PlacidVlad failed to drink alcohol, so reward him by posting pictures of your pets. Myintc got bed sores, Alakazam got both fatter and weaker, and bethswk got out-parented by her 6 year old. Tell me, FCJ, how did you fail in the last week?

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2023 January Points Game: Help people, earn points. The end

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paging u/roosternipples

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[Sunday Fail Thread] Last week notthatthatdude celebrated the all American pastime of throwing up in a Denny's bathroom, eric_twinge discovered he was not a supple leopard, and xulu7 had to spend the week not masturbating. Tell me FCJ, how did you fail this week?

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[Sunday Fail Thread] fcj, you've been failing ALL YEAR. But tell me how you failed in the last week.

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[SHITEXPO2020] based on the people working the booth it's just kinda fat

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Even if this was a legitimate claim, why would you private message the one mod who publicly gives the fewest shits, instead of, idk, presenting evidence to the moderation team, aka the proper chain of command if you actually trying to have something done about it instead of whining into the void

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[Sunday Fail Thread] Last week ari686 lost 200lbs of ugly, dead weight. Mephostophelus put his hand up on his hip. and MongoAbides got the disease of kings. Tell me fcj, how did you fail this week?

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fitness covid-19 jerk: poor rural russia ingenuity challenge

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Rule Adjustment: If You Shine The Ban Signal, give me an argument when you tag me. By should this person be banned instead of just downvoted/ignored. (((I can be bribed with fcj-centric limericks, old memes, original drawings of ducks, or if I feel like it))))

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[Sunday Fail Thread] Last week The_Fatalist refused to fit society's mold problem, Khao8 had to learn how to eat, and _CurseTheseMetalHnds got diagnosed over the internet. Tell me fcj ,how did you fail this week.

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Can we specifically discuss what they think reporting this harassment is going to do? Oh no, someone on the internet called me a DINGUS. THIS IS HARASSMENT. The mods must be alerted, for surely they will put a stop to someone calling me a dingus!

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[MRIS-BAGCON] And the winner is...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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lurks for 7 years and doesn't know why he got banned

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19 Days until The Most Exhausting Time Of Year. [discussion]

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MFW the butthurt mods of r/adultery don't know the difference between vote manipulation and mocking idiots with 0 call to action

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[SHITEXPO2020] NO

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2022 Help Me Help You Contest Update: LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE HELPED! Amazing. We wanted to do better, and people are doing better. (Props to those of you helping without keeping track, too. I see you. I appreciate you.)

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[Sunday Fail Thread] Last week Teh_Critic asked an oldpot for ass, Strikerr decided to do a cut via starting his own business, and the only thing brotz is failing at worse than his lifts is his ability to tolerate ephedrine. FCJ, in what way did you fail to be a worthwhile human being this week?

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BEHOLD FOR THE ASS RECKONING HAS BEGUN WE ARE ALL ASSLESS IN THE EYES OF THE LORD ALL ASSES ARE CREATED EQUAL NO MANS ASS SHOULD STAND ABOVE TEH ASS OF GOD EACH MAN SHOULD BE HELD TO A HIGHER STANDARD REGARDLESS OF COLOR, CREED, OR ASS. **************************YOU SHOULD STILL POST ASS************

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[SUNDAY FAIL THREAD] Last week Mongo realized he needed to live in a van down by the river, notKRIEEEG thought drunk driving was an option, and spaceblacky broke his gf. Tell me, fcj, how did you fail this week?

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Butthurt OP's Face when they realize mods don't sympathize with them, and user reports are useless

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Reminder: People Are Idiots. You Can Help Them Be Less Idiots. Lead The Horses' Asses To Water. Etc, etc.

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Saving this for posterity

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June 2022 Help Me Help You Contest Winners!!!!!!!!

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[#SHITEXPO2021] based on the people working the booth it's just kinda fat

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[Sunday Fail Thread] Last week Vlad failed to have the normal layers of stress he's been carrying around for years, kumquat failed to be a slacker at work, and nobodyimportxnt failed to let a back injury ruin his life. Tell me, fcj, how did YOU fail this week?

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[SUnday Fail Thread] Last week xulu7 binged on chips while cutting, Alakazam lost his will to run while cutting, everyone is cutting. Come tell us how you failed in the last week.

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[Sunday Fail Thread] I failed to come up with a title. Tell us what your fails were over the last two weeks.

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[Sunday Fail Thread] last week GirloftheWell made the mistake of finally going out in the real world, Mongo tried to outlift his anxiety, and Assleanx ruined his ability to flip people off. Tell me fcj, how did you fail this week?

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imagine being such a butthurt loser that you think publicly available information shared is targeted harassment against you. Listen up, r/cheaterswithpride mods, the mods here don't care. Either man up and publicly post in our sub with your issues, or go away. Our mods thinks you are braggy scum

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[Sunday Fail Thread] Last week [redacted], while [redacted] fell off a [redacted], and [redacted] [redacted] *salute*. Tell me, fcj, how did you fail this week?

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saw this walking up to the fit expo and it was a good way to start the day

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[Holiday Monday Fail Thread] Last week Lesrek got covid and pneumonia, notjustarunner became a nudist, and Alakazam shat the bed and blamed the cat. Tell me, fcj, how did you fail in the last week?

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HMHU 2022 Update: 06210311 has helped TWO HUNDRED MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 In honor of this occasion, I have granted him the option of custom flair, as voted on by you, the jerks of jerkville. Highest upvoted suggestion (that doesn't violate my flair policy) will be awarded to 06210311 tomorrow

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further evidence that cardio is terrible

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Let's Play Guess Which Jerker Is Butthurt

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guise, height is CONFIDENTIAL

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I'd say gainit in a nutshell but nutshells have too many calories

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Are we on some list or something? Our sub title and description was scrubbed of excessive ass references, and yet, here we are, getting spammed with sad little weak butts.

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[OC] Tag yourself. I am Fresh Organic Calories

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Hey _finestjellybeansraw, someone maaaaaaaaaaaaaad

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How To Earn FCJ Points In 2022: A Primer

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dem supple leopard wrists

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can you taste the butthurt?

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This week's fcj challenge. Bonus points for hairiest, saddest, and most believable.

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