How do I get these penises off my front door? We’ve tried Windex, alcohol, WD-40, toilet cleaner. We’ve used paper towels, microfiber, a scrub brush. Whenever our windows fog up they reappear. It was such a diabolical prank and it makes me life like a 12 year old each time but I need to fix it now.5yr ⋅ Pencraft3179 ⋅ r/CleaningTips
Finally starting today. I read this sub over a week ago & immediately ran out and bought index cards & markers. And the items stayed in my purse for 8 days! But I am starting today. I was in a deep depression for years and my house was engulfed in chaos. But today I start to change that. I’m ready!6yr ⋅ Pencraft3179 ⋅ r/theXeffect
So lawmakers have big meeting at the White House to out the so called deep state spy in the Trump campaign yesterday. Today Fox News seems to be quiet on the issue, like it never happened. No calls for firing or investigations? I guess what they showed lawmakers scared them silent.6yr ⋅ Pencraft3179 ⋅ r/The_Mueller
Suddenly there's a knock at the door... So I'm home alone, sick, and I hear somebody knocking on my front door. I text my husband to tell him and this is how he replies...7yr ⋅ Pencraft3179 ⋅ r/texts
Best YouTube commercial ever - B99 bloopers! I will never skip!5yr ⋅ Pencraft3179 ⋅ r/brooklynninenine
I needed some extra beads for my daughter’s craft project and Target didn’t have refills. I thought this package had enough to work with. Now I’m trying to decide if it’s worth counting to see if there is even 840 beads.6yr ⋅ Pencraft3179 ⋅ r/ExpectationVsReality
I get people complaining but I would like to point out 3 things from last night. 1.) Matt's guitar 🎸 work was amazing. 2.) He came out into the crowd and sang. He also walked around the entire floor section. It was a lot more crowd interaction than I was expecting. 3.) Dig Down was a great opener.7yr ⋅ Pencraft3179 ⋅ r/Muse
No sign of the new indictments against high ranking Russian military officers on the front page of FoxNews but this story made it. They’re not even trying to appear fair and balanced any more.6yr ⋅ Pencraft3179 ⋅ r/The_Mueller
The best picture I got tonight. I was too busy enjoying the show to take a lot.7yr ⋅ Pencraft3179 ⋅ r/Muse
Troll Level = 1 Million. Those palm trees across the street line the Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach.6yr ⋅ Pencraft3179 ⋅ r/EnoughTrumpSpam
So while e-tickets are super convenient, there's nothing like getting tickets in the mail. It's like I get to enjoy getting them again.7yr ⋅ Pencraft3179 ⋅ r/Muse
Only three days in and I am already seeing a huge difference. Not only do I have more curls but they also last multiple days! I’ve been inspired by Curly Susie on YouTube. I still have a lot of frizz and some grays I need to handle but I’m very happy. I mean I haven’t resorted to my trusted bun.6yr ⋅ Pencraft3179 ⋅ r/curlyhair
Any watch experts? My dad gave me this for my wedding and I always wondered about it. Any info would be much appreciated.6yr ⋅ Pencraft3179 ⋅ r/Antiques
My daughter, who's in kindergarten, had a spelling test. All her words ended with -ap. The teacher always has an extra credit at the end where you can write a word with the same ending that wasn't on the test. This is the word she picked. Not sure if she got the extra credit though.7yr ⋅ Pencraft3179 ⋅ r/funny
Ok can we like ban together and get a kickstarter or gofundme going to send this person some gauze or tissues? Such a waste of good popping material.7yr ⋅ Pencraft3179 ⋅ r/popping
Everything you need to know about Trump. Chaos and leaking are fine just don’t insult the motherland.6yr ⋅ Pencraft3179 ⋅ r/The_Mueller
I’ve been seeing these on Facebook. The top half is a video and the bottom is a photo made to look like the bottom of the video. I kept tapping the bottom right corner to shut the sound off only to see I’d been tricked! Why????6yr ⋅ Pencraft3179 ⋅ r/assholedesign
Finding a Muse tee in Florida is so rare. I squealed like a teenager when I saw this while getting a friend’s present at Hot Topic.6yr ⋅ Pencraft3179 ⋅ r/Muse
I didn’t know Walmart was in the sex furniture business? Listed right next to a tent like it’s not a sex chair.6yr ⋅ Pencraft3179 ⋅ r/walmart
So my office donates to the Arbor Day Foundation. Today we received 4 fat envelopes stuffed with paper. I thought we were saving the trees?6yr ⋅ Pencraft3179 ⋅ r/pics
[NO SPOILERS] Saw this emblem on our fire department’s ambulance and thought it belonged here.6yr ⋅ Pencraft3179 ⋅ r/gameofthrones
