He’s mad at me because I did the scary quick-release on the pressure cooker

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Just found a whole ass strip of cardboard in the Pumpkin Bisque

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I made the mistake of pausing to send a text while flipping my mattress

5yr ⋅

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Snek loaf

6yr ⋅

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Snowy boi insisted on coming out with me to shovel

5yr ⋅

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Rolling all over the freshly washed sheets

5yr ⋅

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Beautiful.

4yr ⋅

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Her face when I meow back to her

5yr ⋅

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My cat routinely steals my hair elastics. I found out she just stashes them under the stove

6yr ⋅

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Loaf is disappointed in you

5yr ⋅

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I dared to tell him to get off the table

5yr ⋅

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Double seat robbery in progress. Perpetrators show no remorse

6yr ⋅

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Drama queen teefies

6yr ⋅

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