Best counterfeit I have seen.

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A 10 year argument with my wife is finally over.

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Failed phone number spoof

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I was bummed that I got second place so my friends tried to cheer me up.

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Stolen 1967 Camaro. Recently spotted in Beaverton off Canyon.

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I went to deliver groceries to an elderly shut in... Didn't dare touch the door handle.

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Mistake or last day on the job prank?

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This fell of the wall from above my head and hit the back of my leg. I think my leg slowed it down enough that the glass miraculously didn’t break.

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Uh... Sarah.

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Fucking billionaires

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LPT: Take an Uber to a car rental place a mile away from the airport and save on stupid fees

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This sugar doesn’t say “sugar” on the package

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I think Ticketmaster took over my police department's billing system. It started off as a $12 fine...

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You could have bought one of these new for this price back in 2001. 79 HP beast!

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This may be a sign of the end of the world

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Just an RV towing a trailer that is carrying a motorcycle and a car that is towing a boat with a canoe in it.

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This blunt I bought came with a suggested activity once high.

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Trying to be green and reuse a box I had to carry my groceries

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This sounds like the best job ever!!!

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You got a tail

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So fucking sick of this shit! Have a BA degree, but I have only retail job experience. Finding a non-scam entry level job is hard enough. But some people don't know what entry level means I guess.

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This toy that comes with lube and a stick to insert into the toy’s behind

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This SUV has two extra doors.

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If I could only be this awesome when I am old...

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I bought one goddamn item!

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Obama just can't win

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This promotional box of tissues is an ad for a sappy movie

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No, I would say that you are tasteless.

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My daughter’s restroom rules

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I am never buying a storage unit ever again!

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Playing with flashlights in the dark with my 3rd old and came across this horrific sight.

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Saw this on my local fast food drive in.

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A crazy guy bought a half page ad in the Sunday newspaper.

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Vacation time

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Found this in the fridge at work.

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Oh YouTube commenters... I don't even know what to say.

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Just bought a car and one of the tires has damage on it. Should I be concerned?

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Found this at a garage sale. Asked the old lady what was really in it and she said she didn't know, but her late husband told her never to touch it. I didn't touch it either.

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The 1982 World's Fair seemed a little... gay.

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I understand that sexual innuendos are common in plumbing, but this is taking it too far.

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After 6 years, 1 down and 3 more to go.

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I like being fat because it is easier

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People have always told me I have no follow through.

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I guess it wasn't tempered after all.... 15 minutes later it was still making a crackling noise. 2 hours later and I still haven't got all the glass out of the grass.

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Douchebag Superglue.

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Today is my Reddit Birthday!!! I told my wife and I came home tonight to find this as my computer's wallpaper. Thanks hun!

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Guy on Craigslist looking for masonry work. Good thing he showed a sample of his work.

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You can't tell me that you don't still enjoy playing with this.

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Looking through my county court's fees... constitutional rights only cost $29!!! What a deal!

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Whenever I see this, it feels like life stops...

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So you make $4.4 billion in profits a quarter, but you can't afford FDIC coverage any more? WTF CHASE!?!?

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