Thanks, I hate flaccid ducks
NYC Tourist of the Year 2017 goes to this guy parking an RV right in front of a bus stop.
Fred Osborne attempts the first motorcycle parachute jump in 1926.
Keep Going 2.0 [A]
Make it snow.
Peels right off, it does
Patrick Stewart is hilarious
Must... return... shopping... cart...
I don't know the backstory, but I'd really like to. [nsfw]
What the fuck did I just hatch.
I tried to do something funny, but ended up creeping myself out.
You can just call me THE TIM.
What the fuck did I just read.
Once a week, Sweden gives one of their citizens access to their official twitter account. This week, they chose poorly.
Today I learned how gummy worms are made. [nsfw]
No! NO! Come on, we practiced this! When the light turns *on* we *scatter*!
The six things I could never do without
Romik’s Ambidextrous Sofa
Rain over Queens from 10,000 feet
Taste the rainbow.
A good sense of balance is vital.
I think this might be a hate crime.
The price of pizza in Manhattan, by neighborhood
Sounds about right.
I like my neighbor's sense of humor
Catching up on all the post-vacation work emails
I do not know what this is called.
Pep, The Cat-Murdering Dog was a black Labrador Retriever admitted to Eastern State Penitentiary on August 12, 1924.
A very special case of Ptolemy’s theorem
Dude, this cat's an asshole.
A Russian redhead
Kill, Marry, Fuck
The Science Jr can't handle any impact over 6m/s. But the crew capsule can.
So, what if Cerberus had chosen a male scientist to infiltrate the Prothean Archive on Mars?
I'm sure there are worse places to wake up after drinking all night. [nsfw]
The soul inside
Japan is an utterly inexplicable place. [nsfw]
I'M A SEAHORSE LOL
My friend is vacationing in Ireland. Apparently someone nearby is a fan.
The pinkest panther [nsfw]
Hey, hey, wake up!
Ha ha! Of course it tastes funny, he bellowed
Item #: SCP-1981
0 days since...
I want to believe.
I knew that police station looked familiar.
Ugh, who pairs pink tile with green cabinets. [nsfw]
Just catching up on my erotic literature.
Oh wow, it's really rare to see a Subway Trilobite this late in the year; they usually migrate south by now.
I haz a bread.
Guess she'll be wearing a sweater to the family reunion.
Dusty road (1247×831)
Yes, it is.
She knows it's a multipass.
How to search for music using Google's search engine. (repost from r/YSK)
Pimp My Camel
Does this dick make my rights look bigger?
Don't worry. It's just jam.
Go out and get some hurricane supplies, said the wife.
I don't tip.
Did I seriously install the docking port on my gargantuan low-orbit refueling station backwards?
I want a hatchetgun.
I don't need a clever horse pun, I have muffins.
Gears of War
What is this die with numbers and arrows, and a 6.X on it? Which game is it for?
Friend, by Alex Andreev
Don't mind me, I'm just lifting an anvil with my eyes.
I found an infinite coupon for some sort of ... is it food? I have no idea what dimension it's from, but I kind of like it.
An inspirational location
If you're going to build a time machine into a limo, why not do it with some style?
Honey Badger don't care.
I don't understand advertising anymore.
An appropriate T-shirt.
They see me rollin'.
Woody, what are you doing. [nsfw]
Why my bid for popedom was rejected
This guy should rent himself out. I'm pretty sure I have friends that live in apartments smaller than his ass. (NSFW)
Well, maybe just one regert.
I learned a new term today: Doll gape [nsfw]
Cyberpunk cyborg murder-Lincoln, with Robbie.
Really wish I'd seen these guys around for Halloween.
Chun Li [possibly nsfw]
SCP Fuel: feather mold!
Lightning over Chicago [2560×1440]
You are the worst dog, seriously.
Sure, I can troubleshoot it for you. Just send me a screenshot.
Fear not, bunnies, I'll save you.
Boing, boing, boing
The Infinity Set
But which one is my best friend Brad… and which is the evil robot?
Part of a nutritious breakfast.
My first little boob job
Don't worry, be happy.
The best trick you can teach a parrot.
And did nothing!
Дesign your interieur
The inlaws are in town.
It's greener, I guess.
The date night from the black lagoon
Meanwhile, in Russia