So, where do you want me to dispose of it then?

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Here's a robot playing craps

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How I've been feeling lately...

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Get it together Picard

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I need 2 safetys, a touchdown and a missed extra point to win $200

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Gonna guess the sign maker took this order over the phone...

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Shoveled the sidewalk, boss.

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Well, maybe just this one time...

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Sad toilet is sad

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He wasn't a very good cook...

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Crazy tennis face. Ripe for the photoshopping!

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I'm forced to watch this terrible goatfuck everyday at work...

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I'm no aviation expert but, is this supposed to be like this?

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My Christmas Gingerbread House...

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I saw on the top of the page that r/AnimalPornGifs was trending...

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Eddie Van Halen and David Lee Roth at McDonald's in 1979

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Philosoraptor

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This asshole...

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I too have commuted a pizza related sin...

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He's got my vote!! (Actual election sign in Phoenix)

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You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker...

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Sorry but...

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My breakfast had it's own closing ceremonies this morning...

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Flatiron Building Day into Night (more amazing photos in article in notes)

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To the guy who found $13.22 in some old wallets...

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The definition of badass.

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The Ed Sullivan theater...

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Kanye West is an asshole...

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I want to live in THAT building...

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This building doesn't need your upvotes, it already has a lot of its own...

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ALL ABOARD The Poundtown Express!!!

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The entire transaction should take less than 2 minutes...

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Heard this today Miracle Whip is just about the same as mayonnaise...my response?

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When I go to my therapist...

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In case you needed further proof that the NHL on NBC is terrible...

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Went to the beach last week...

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If we're doing Far Side comics, this one was my favorite...

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Back in the 1970's Sesame Street was a stone groove my man...

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Well...almost.

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I've been playing for 7 years...

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Yo Dawg...

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I'm actually very proud of myself...

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